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| Major Relationship Trouble by lilkech(m): 9:21pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Can u imagine !!! After wooing this particular babe for up to 3 months and finally reaching the stage of intimate love exchange she drops this bombshell after the usual (and unusuall) pre-intimacy she just looks me in the eye and tells me that she cant allow me 4lk her in her t0t0, she instead presents her arzehole to me to slot my sim card into. I asked why and she swears dat she is a virgin and her mom always performs regular checks on her to know when she gets deflowered, she said her life will be over if her family found out she was no longer a virgin. She said all her previous boyfriends were contented blowing her arzehole and i should join the bandwagon. I lost my apetite for sex dat particular night but i kinda like this babe wan kain sha. Wot should i do? I have never had 'arzehole' sex b4 but i watch it being done on all porn films i watch. If i try it with her can it make me start developing 'bisexual' feelings or tendencies? Should i quit wot i have with d babe? Or taste her commodity b4 splitting? |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by 1stKlass(f): 9:36pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Uhmmmm, *interesting*, Is a hole not a hole, regardless of positioning? Isnt that the way men usually look at these things. |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by mashnino(m): 9:48pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
lilkech: [size=20pt]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/size] |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by JumGurl(f): 9:51pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Haahaaa, this is somewhat sad and funny at the same time, So many things to comment on this one, : 1: What kind of wierd!!! mother does this girl have, that her mother checks her down there?!?! 2. There IS NO SUCH THING as the hymen. It is a MYTH, and everyone needs to know it! 3. This one cracks me up "start developing 'bisexual' feelings or tendencies", Dude, are you not with a woman? How can you think that you would want to b.ang a man after trying this?? 4. I understand if you dont want to do it in the back entrance, It can be a n.asty xperience for both, But she seemed ok with it, then give it a go lol! 5. This is for her family: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE HYMEN! (cant be said enough!) |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by lilkech(m): 9:54pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
when men say "hole na hole" what we simply mean/imply is that "different faces and body types - all have the same hole" but im sure there is a huge difference between a lady's t0t0 and her arzehole . . . If u wanna find out just insert your index finger into both your holes and feel the difference. Im supposed to meet with the babe 2moro, i am contemplating bleeping her arzehole full time. I jst hope the resultant stench would be bearable |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by JumGurl(f): 10:00pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Why did you write this post  Seems like you already made up your mind, And oh yeah: be sure to remove the indigestible corn from your d.I.cK, |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by slimyem: 10:15pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
lmao! Op,the way this looks,its either you fcck the hole or leave the hole! And why would you think you might start liking a man shithole? That's some deepshit mheeeeeen! |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by 1stKlass(f): 10:21pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
lilkech: I really shouldn't laugh at someone's evident inexperience. But funny was the only thing noteworthy about your post. I have full appreciation of what the different holes are for and their primary use. Had it not been for MEN in the first instance we actually wouldn't be having this debate. Go forth and release that inner homosexuality that clearly must exist in you, telling by the fear you allude to be feeling. |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by lilkech(m): 10:24pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
she told me lotz of things dat day, like how i can cum in her arzehole as i wished cos she wont get pregnant (she obviously rates contacting std's as a secondary implication) d babe in question is just 17 yrs old. I know of some guys dat do dis kind of stuff to the arshi's they patronize but i suspect them to be bisexuals as they exzibit some randomly queer characters at times. Me i naturally love and adore t0t0 but i am thinking dat if i miss this opportunity to try this sex style out i might never get it again. Plus there is a hymen . . . Ive confirmed it personally. If u didnt have/notice urs then question your houseboy or uncle who was living with u while growing up. |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by NerdyPoet(m): 10:27pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
 , @OP Wait till marriage na, Patience is the key to the main gate, otherwise, be contented with the back door,  |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by JumGurl(f): 10:28pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
lilkech: LOOOOOOL - Ignorance is a bliss for you, I guess! This comment is the biggest b.ullsh.it I've heard in a loooong time! Let me ask this question: Dont you get se.xual education in school?? |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by lilkech(m): 10:34pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
^^^ as a kid at inter science class i learned of the notorious hymen i then confirmed its existence many years later as a teenager what keeps the 'virgin t0t0' blood free till first sex . . . ? The HYMEN |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Nobody: 10:44pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Bleep the azzhole jor it will be an xperience for you |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by born2boink(m): 11:07pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
I beg Bleep the toto and don't be mumulize |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Killz3(m): 9:35am On Feb 27, 2012 |
I don't understand the obsession with sex these days. . . I can't wait for the end of this system of things! St[i]u[/i]pid parents! |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Goldieluks: 10:00am On Feb 27, 2012 |
slimyem: |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Harbb: 12:28pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Lmao |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by bekay911(f): 1:54pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Men nd their way of thinking |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Adaeze003(f): 3:01pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Op i think this is just a silly joke (ie not true) I've seen this same story in one of these pointless virgin threads. 2ndly why and how will a mother check her daughter regularly to know if she's still a V? And finally what was she doing with you at night if her mum is really that strict @ kills why blame the parents for the mistakes of a child? And who are ye crushing on  |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Nobody: 3:10pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
| GAYALERT |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Killz3(m): 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Op i think this is just a silly joke (ie not true) I've seen this same story in one of these pointless virgin threads. 2ndly [size=15pt]why and how will a mother check her daughter regularly to know if she's still a V?[/size] And finally what was she doing with you at night if her mum is really that strictOnly a stupid parent does that. . . That singular act will make a girl wanna deceive her more! Teach them right, and leave them to make their choice. . . How are you?  |
| Re: Major Relationship Trouble by Adaeze003(f): 4:13pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
^ Ok i see your point but i still don't believe the story. Anyway I'm good! |
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