THE CANCER
LOL, so this guy had cancer and went to the hospital.
The doctor diagnosed him and told him he would have to get his manhood amputated in order to survive.
The guy asked if there wasnt any other option then the doctor said unless he had his both legs amputated.
The guy started smiling the moment he heard this, so the doctor asked " why smiling"
the guy replied "i am glad i am not loosing my manhood after all, abeg atart amputating my legs jhoor, make i amputate my manhood i dey craze?? "



the doctor was right on the floor fainted with foam all over his mouth

BAD ISI-EWU
After a hard day's work, this man went to the restaurant and requested for Isi-ewu which was soon served him.
it was biiiiiiiiiiiiiig.Now the moment he lifted it up from the plate, the Isi-ewu blinked its eyes and whispered " hi, i will taste good wont i?"
The man hurriedly dropped it and took to his heels

EKEROYAL AND FATHER
Ekeroya's waec results were in and the following ensued between him and his dad;

Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out.
EKE: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for
our whole school ba? he failed. .
Dad: dats terrible,w at happened?
EKE: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor
me 4 house ba? He failed too.
Dad: wats with d poor performance?
EKE: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh.
Dad: so how was your result?
EKE : haba daddy,if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be
wizard?.

Not funny at all

why i stopped bleebing school gals

the last time i checked, i had already bleeped 78 school gals as the schools maths teacher.
The only chick left was mavis, so after school i intentionally gave her my book to take it home for me.
i got there, laid her on my bed and began "teaching" her .
i taught her for about 40 minutes when she started weeping.
"why?" i asked,
in tears she replied "abegii sah, commot that big rod from mi make i mess smalllllll sha"
















i fainted

bin gbagbo: why i stopped bleebing school gals

the last time i checked, i had already bleeped 78 school gals as the schools maths teacher.
The only chick left was mavis, so after school i intentionally gave her my book to take it home for me.
i got there, laid her on my bed and began "teaching" her .
i taught her for about 40 minutes when she started weeping.
"why?" i asked,
in tears she replied "abegii sah, commot that big rod from mi make i mess smalllllll sha"
















i fainted

IDI.OT!!!

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dani, honour faada and moda so that your days may be loooooooooooooooong!!!
















baboon!!!

ape

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PPPPPPPIG!!!!