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I’ll Be In Trouble by ituen(m): 10:11am On Oct 26, 2007
Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn't get the door open. And, every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry still continued his nightly routine.

One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior. The friend listened and suggested, "Why don't you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways."

The wife thought that this might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in. Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool, and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little.

After a short while, she whispered to Harry, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to bed now, don't you think?" Harry replied in his inebriated state, "Heck, I guess we might as well. I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway!"
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by Aiphie(f): 11:40am On Oct 26, 2007
Yawa go gas 2day  shocked grin
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Oct 26, 2007
can't seem to get enough grin grin grin grin

miggie are u ok just concerned* kiss
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by samuelk(m): 11:55am On Oct 26, 2007
ituen u go kill person
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by iwajay(m): 11:56am On Oct 26, 2007
Mig is on annual vaccation from nairaland.
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by topeteadr(m): 2:53pm On Oct 26, 2007
This is da remix *drum beats contionously*
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by ituen(m): 5:31pm On Oct 26, 2007
Tell migs i miss him. No double tots here ok
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by iwajay(m): 5:48pm On Oct 26, 2007
Ituen there you go again, i was still tryna make my self bliv you're heterosexual
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by ituen(m): 6:34pm On Oct 26, 2007
y can u understand that i said no double tots
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by Migines(m): 8:16am On Oct 31, 2007
Well here i am guyz. Mist y'all too. But ituen i dont miss ur own kind of miss o. Lol thanks guyz.
Clem ituen, aiphie, mimi, freezy, tessy, iwajay, . . . . Tope?
(hope i dint leave ne 1 out?)
one love
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by clemcykul(f): 5:23pm On Nov 01, 2007
one love keep horse togeda kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss grin
Re: I’ll Be In Trouble by toygod2: 4:23am On Jul 26, 2012
wahala go dey o

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