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| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Killz3(m): 11:45pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
MarcAnthon:  See your life?MarcAnthon: La Parisienne! Sweetness! Bellissima! Baby, honeypie, My sweet love. . . La Parisienne: Yes baby. . . MarcAnthon: I love you with my life. . . La Parisienne: Really? (Batting eyelids) MarcAnthon: Cross my heart Bellissima. . . (Gunman appears, cutting them short. . .) Gunman: Who dies for love? (At no one in particular) MarcAnthon: Baby, he's talking to you. . .  La Parisienne: Huh? MarcAnthon: Errm. . . The Gunman. La Parisienne: You said you love me with your life. . .  MarcAnthon: But you have your own body. . . La Parisienne: I'm your bellissima. . . Remember?  MarcAnthon: Errm. . . I wasn't created to die for anyone! La Parisienne: What? MarcAnthon: Baby, you'll grace my funeral with another boyfriend. . . La Parisienne: Huh? But you are still here MarcAnthon: I know, but i wasn't born st[i]u[/i]pid La Parisienne: But i'm your sweetness. . . MarcAnthon: If I did that, even God will say to me on judgment day " Guy u be mugu". La Parisienne: Huh? MarcAnthon: Guy, is it a rubber bullet? Gunman:  La Parisienne: What do you mean rubber bullet? MarcAnthon: I'll only take a rubber bullet for you. . . But real bullets? When dem no rubberband my medular inside calabash. Laparissienne: You mean you can actually live without me? MarcAnthon: Errm, errm, you know, i mean, you see, actually,. . , i, . . . La Parisienne: La Parisienne, time to switch lanes. . . You've been denied! |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Chimezie198(m): 11:47pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:no be sey i no wan answer d question eh? ermm errm urrhmm . . . . . *scratching head* E get as dat question be. I dey come. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 12:10am On Mar 10, 2012 |
~Killz~:  You don madt, I swear Time to switch lanes come your side abi? See broad daylight robbery! No let me hire boko haram for your case o  @Sweetness, don't give mind to that guy. You know I'll catch GRENADE[b]S[/b] for you, wallai [flash=450,420] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs[/flash] |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Killz3(m): 12:19am On Mar 10, 2012 |
LMAO! Guilty conscience. . . You don dey paste song abi. . . Youtube to the rescue Gunman: (Produces 3 Grenades) MarcAnthon: Oh Sh[i]i[/i]t!. . .  La Parisienne La Parisienne La Parisienne. . . How many times did i call you? |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Idowuogbo(f): 12:35am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^ U don sabi Anthony dieeee!!!! Na so so blues he go begin dey paste,dats d only way d bobo dey use redeen himself. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 12:40am On Mar 10, 2012 |
~Killz~: FIXED! |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 12:41am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Idowu, mind yaself. No let me contact Boko Haram for your matter |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 12:42am On Mar 10, 2012 |
BTW, na who be anthony  |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Idowuogbo(f): 1:15am On Mar 10, 2012 |
MarcAnthon: Oh boi boko haram self dey fear me, i think d only person dat tries me is Sango. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 1:26am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^^^ In that case I go go Sango Otta tomorrow go consult oracle for you. . . You have between now and tomorrow morning to send me 5 pure white chickens, 1 big brown kolanut, 2 kegs of palm wine, 1/2 kilo of silver cowries, 2 kilos of gold cowries, and ermmm 3 virgin maidens for me to change my mind. Failure to comply and Sango will unleash . . . I dey wait |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Idowuogbo(f): 1:33am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Am Sango's legal wife, so cool down b4 lightening barb eddy murphy give u. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 1:45am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Sorry madam. Na play I dey play Abeg help me hail oga o. Tell am say that him friend for 37th battalion, wey them follow fight 2nd world war together for Burma dey hail am o! *walking away quietly* No be on top me Sango go take resurrect him thunder throwing powers because I dey disrespect him wife. Everybody suppose know where their power reach. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by zoomman(m): 2:32am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Men,i dnt nid 2 die 4 any1,christ has dn dat in d past.i wil rather tel her 2 take d bullet 4 me. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by LaParisienne(f): 4:37am On Mar 10, 2012 |
@Sweetness I will take a bullet for you, and I'll jump infront of a train for you. My heart beats for you and only you, life will be worthless without you. @Killz and Id  |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by cynthiafred67(f): 4:59am On Mar 10, 2012 |
~Killz~: I am alright. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Nobody: 5:22am On Mar 10, 2012 |
I can't take a bullet for anyone because she might not make d sacrifice for me when the need arise |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Goldieluks: 5:37am On Mar 10, 2012 |
I will have to think about it ,my life is too precious and I got just one life.Sorry honey! |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Chimezie198(m): 6:49am On Mar 10, 2012 |
La Parisienne:Yess oooo! paris babe you b correct babe! Oya come make i buy Suya and Fanta for ya |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 7:13am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^^^ Chimezie sharrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp there! She tell you say she dey hungry? No let me call Mr Cork make im come pound you like the other day o |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Nobody: 7:19am On Mar 10, 2012 |
@ poster, I honestly dont know at the moment of truth, but knowing me, for my true love and soulmate and twin, I would automatically without thinking want to protect. But who knows! Maybe I will seek protection |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 7:25am On Mar 10, 2012 |
La Parisienne: Yes love. You're officially the sweetest girl in the whole world. My heart beats for you alone Sweetness. You are the reason my sun shines in the morning, the very same reason I know today's going to be beautiful. Life without you is no life at all.  @Idowu, Sexkillz, ID, Killz |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Chimezie198(m): 7:36am On Mar 10, 2012 |
MarcAnthon:Oooo Oga sorry i don hear ooo! Buh i don already buy d suya naah! |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by MarcAnthon(m): 7:38am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Go give Goldie make she wack . . . how that one take konsign me? |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Goldieluks: 8:08am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Them tell you say I dey hungry for suya?^^ |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Chimezie198(m): 8:39am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:Ok! Lemme answer. Taking a bullet for Goldieluks eh? Though things aint d way it used to be right now eh? If I were to be in dat kind situation (gunpoint) only me n her eh? And d Gunman is about to pull d trigger, what I'll do is to knee infront of her whilst weeping seriously and ask her to forgive me for d wrongs I' ve done. I' ll sing a touching poem for her (whilst crying). who knows, d gunman might change his mind. But if he doesn't n still insists on pulling d trigger, omo d man too mean oo! Ok! I' ll stand up n tell him to take mine and leave hers. Before he does that, I' ll turn around and tell her " I love you baby". Gunman: (shoots) kpa kpa chimezie: Ahh Ah Gunman: dieeee kpa kpa prakatatata praa chimezie: Ahhhhhh I don dieee 1 Like |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Goldieluks: 8:46am On Mar 10, 2012 |
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| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Chimezie198(m): 9:12am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Please do you mind saying sumthing? |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Idowuogbo(f): 9:17am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Chimezie198: Haaaaa! U have declared to all dat u b wan brain-dead Sule. As d mama dey so,she fit liv ur sorry azz for ordinary Suya. So u mean u go take bullet for mama tru tru ni Killzzzz as at now,pls begin to address dis guy as Ijinde Ode! |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by bekay911(f): 9:33am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Take a bullet for hu? Well me n love wont be doin anytin outside by dat tym of d day, dis is 9ja na fake bullet be dat. |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Killz3(m): 9:35am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^ U don sabi Anthony dieeee!!!! No be igbo man? FIXED!Olodo. I have cynthia, so keep your La parisienne o jare. Cynthia knows better than to fall for "Youtube" @SweetnessYou are a disappointment! That boy go fall your hand, come use youtube turn your head, and you go still follow am! Dem jazz you? It's not funny! Yes love. You're officially the sweetest girl in the whole world. My heart beats for you alone Sweetness. You are the reason my sun shines in the morning, the very same reason I know today's going to be beautiful. Life without you is no life at all.Agbaya. . . Everybody don know you Only La Parisienne! At times like this, i like calling her Lacaparisa like Mr Cork! |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by bekay911(f): 9:40am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^^ kilz u sabi sing |
| Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Killz3(m): 9:46am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^^^ Don't try my voice, else o ma run down. . .  |
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