~Killz~:

Guys! Breakfast is escaping. . .

Dual Core:
By ticket noni.

xynerise: Queensmith, if I were you I will apologize to these guys.

Mynd_44:
Grab her!!! But watch where you grab ooo. Make she no sue you for assault

Ok!
Queensmith. With all due respect ma'am, where should i grab?

Mynd_44:
Where is their ticking office? Ikoyi cemetery?

~Killz~:

Ok!
Queensmith. With all due respect ma'am, where should i grab?

~Killz~:

Ok!
Queensmith. With all due respect ma'am, where should i grab?

Dual Core:
Ask Queen. Ask her gently, she is touchy on issues like these.

Seriously thinking of what to do to get Queen to talk. She just dey there dey refresh this page, fighting the urge to talk. It wont work o.

~Killz~:

Ok!
Queensmith. With all due respect ma'am, where should i grab?

xynerise:
grab her middle breas't

Crown Prince: Xynerise,are you a whitey or you fly first class?
First class gets blow jab and massage
Business class gets pecks and numbers
Economic class gets orange juice n toast in a small saucer

xynerise:
grab her middle breas't

Get out! She tucks it in. . . I need permission first!

Dual Core:
Last I checked we are stuck in a Ngerian Ariways (Air Nigeria) flight and its just the two of us. Where you wan see am to grab? Even me wey dey with am here I never get clearance to approach her runway without guaranteed crashing.

Dual Core:
Last I checked we are stuck in a Ngerian Ariways (Air Nigeria) flight and its just the two of us. Where you wan see am to grab? Even me wey dey with am here I never get clearance to approach her runway without guaranteed crashing.

See this man o! My breakfast is at stake, and you are mentioning Nigeria Airways?

Bro, are you discombobulated?

~Killz~:

Get out! She tucks it in. . . I need permission first!

~Killz~:

See this man o! My breakfast is at stake, and you are mentioning Nigeria Airways?

Bro, are you discombobulated?

Mynd_44:
Are you Queensmith?

Mynd_44:
Well you breakfast is on a Nigerian Airways plane so bro, better act fast

Nah! I trust Queensmith. . . You can't catch her dead on a Nigerian Airways flight. . .

Mynd_44:
Are you sure the Plane's engines are still running? Cos bro you might crash whether you grab or not

xynerise:
go and wash your eyes with TCP. U are aged. Do I look like I boarded Nigeria Airways?

~Killz~:

Nah! I trust Queensmith. . . You can't catch her dead on a Nigerian Airways flight. . .

Dual Core:
I dont have access to her service history. Its classified.


~killz~ you no fit chop queen o.

Dual Core: Talk about Nigeria Airways: https://www.nairaland.com/863772/whoop-bottom-tis-what-do#10263666

My work here is done. Enjoy your day people

tpia@:
do you folks ever get tired of openings threads to let us know you left your village?

so because the somali guy is kicking your butts on other threads, you now want to start another story elsewhere.

seriously, are you people all that, because most of yall's posts scream low self esteem to the high heavens.

its like if a woman so much as looks at you, you get an o.rgasm.


i seriously suspect many of you are permanent waankers for real.

but dont let me disturb you sha.

carry on.

Goldieluks: Shei!!!!
Antelope don go far, he leave lady ante and junior ante come here dey talk about air hostess and brea'st.
Na who marry this kind man self? Sheiiiiii!!!!!

xynerise: Air hostesses are something else these days. A hostess who served me a meal also included her name and phone number in a piece of paper and gave it to me and she ends with a smile. Sexy though , but I was shocked. She get luck I am hooked up.