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Re: Answers That Work by bocin500(m): 1:20pm On Jun 30, 2012
truly nice..

u visit a friend and end up staying late and he (or she) asks "where u go sleep now"?
answer: i carry my house come for my bag.

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Re: Answers That Work by Rhymez(m): 1:27pm On Jun 30, 2012
U have a spiritual problem and u visited ur pastor for deliverance. He saw you rolling on d floor like an epileptic and ask u "do u want to be healed?"
Ans- No, I come here come act film

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Re: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 1:29pm On Jun 30, 2012
manmustwac: You just enter house & someone asks u. U just dey come?
U look dem in d eye & reply:No I never come. I loss for one road near one drinking joint in Oshodi. I go dey house in the next hour and a half.

*rolling on concrete floor* no kpuff me abeg..i so luv dis thread. *stands up n staggers lyk a drunkard*
Re: Answers That Work by Abiolachiefo(m): 1:43pm On Jun 30, 2012
You just slapped your girlfriend and she asks you, honey,did u just slap me. Ans- no,i just used jergens lotion massage ur face. U want aveda scrub lotion?

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Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jun 30, 2012
mcnepow: Girl: why do u want my pin?...
Boy: i want to use it to burst balloon angry tongue.
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Girl: can u die 4 me?....
Boy: i tot Jesus already did, abi na so your sins plenty? angry
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Girl: My Bis will soon expire, wat am I going to do?.......
Boy: return it to the seller and get a nokia torch. abi no be phone too?. tongue cheesy
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Girl: IF i sleep over hope nothing funny will happen?....
Boy: mumu, we would just perform night vigil.........a fterall na church you come: tongue
cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: Answers That Work by donlet(m): 2:27pm On Jun 30, 2012
i think we need more of this every once in a while. still laughing grin grin grin grin
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jun 30, 2012
donlet: i think we need more of this every once in a while. still laughing grin grin grin grin

I dey tells u! grin
Re: Answers That Work by Bodmas06: 3:03pm On Jun 30, 2012
You are inside your car about to kick and leave for office,your wife just ask Darling are you going with the car?
Ans: No,i'm going with Dana aircraft.

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Re: Answers That Work by lion042(m): 3:48pm On Jun 30, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahaha......Poster you are very funny...Thanks for cheering me up in this sad mood....God bless you
Re: Answers That Work by emyguz(m): 3:55pm On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
No it a tragedy.

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Re: Answers That Work by Bodmas06: 4:02pm On Jun 30, 2012
You a police officer in a police uniform,your old friend sees you and ask "so you are now a police officer?
Best ans: No,i'm a petrol attendant.

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Re: Answers That Work by opezy: 4:27pm On Jun 30, 2012
Give me ur number ? Ok.08034199143 .so na mtn u dey use? No na phcn.

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Re: Answers That Work by opezy: 4:31pm On Jun 30, 2012
Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

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Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 4:44pm On Jun 30, 2012
Someone sees you with your books readind,and asks"are you reading?" No i am carving wood...
Re: Answers That Work by Slicqyprizzy(f): 5:05pm On Jun 30, 2012
opezy: Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
hahahahahaha...jux cant stop lmao
Re: Answers That Work by icedpope(m): 5:07pm On Jun 30, 2012
opezy: Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
lwkmdo.....................am so loving dis
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jun 30, 2012
Some men armed with gun doublecross you & took away ur car, ur wife now ask, Are they arm robbers? No, they ar alms giver.

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Re: Answers That Work by Jenpoet(f): 5:19pm On Jun 30, 2012
grin
Kslib:
No!! It's a warning...
Re: Answers That Work by icedpope(m): 5:23pm On Jun 30, 2012
ur landlord knocks on ur door at d end of d year nd u ask im '' can i help u'' no, u can assist me by bringin out ur properties.. Idiat

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Re: Answers That Work by cherished(f): 5:27pm On Jun 30, 2012
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Re: Answers That Work by chumafresh(m): 5:29pm On Jun 30, 2012
dani1luv: . . .you posted a Joke and someone still asks "where is the joke"
ANS: Inside Mukina's bra grin grin
She doesn't Have boobs
Re: Answers That Work by alluson(m): 5:36pm On Jun 30, 2012
D M K W L.......OBOI YEEEEEEEEEEEE
Re: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2012
Lol....u go to a pharmacy wit ur babe to buy condom, she now asks; baby why r u buying dat cundom. Do u want to use it on me?
Ans: No, i want to blow it as a baloon.
Re: Answers That Work by olivia19(f): 6:30pm On Jun 30, 2012
Kslib: Someone sees you all dressed up with a bible on sunday morning and asks "are you going to church?"..No i am going for socccer practise
is not funny.
Re: Answers That Work by Fash20: 6:33pm On Jun 30, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: Answers That Work by Fash20: 6:33pm On Jun 30, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;DHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: Answers That Work by Obere4u: 6:43pm On Jun 30, 2012
Someone sees you locking ur door and about to go out yet they ask "Are you going out"......Ans "No.....breaking the door"
Re: Answers That Work by Obere4u: 6:45pm On Jun 30, 2012
You are just waking up from sleep and someone asks u "Are u awake"...... Ans "No ...... I came back to breath"
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 6:51pm On Jun 30, 2012
olivia19: is not funny.
So should i start crying,or start hitting my head on the wall? Do you think i'm out to impress anybody?
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 6:52pm On Jun 30, 2012
olivia19: is not funny.
So should i start crying,or start hitting my head on the wall? Do you think i'm out to impress anybody?
Some people sha!!!!
Re: Answers That Work by ortopazz(m): 7:01pm On Jun 30, 2012
Rhymez: U have a spiritual problem and u visited ur pastor for deliverance. He saw you rolling on d floor like an epileptic and ask u "do u want to be healed?"
Ans- No, I come here come act film


oboy i don breakrib

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Re: Answers That Work by kcreal(f): 7:08pm On Jun 30, 2012
You enter in a town service bus, you give the conductor #200 and he ask u, oga, for how many people? Ans: na for everybody in the bus.

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