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Re: Answers That Work by Toppie2(f): 11:13am On Jun 30, 2012
slimyem: this joke is so stale!
...more like 3 years old..
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
so stale! Buh sm ppl stil fynd it funny sha.
Re: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 11:17am On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
no.....its a serious......
r u kidding me?? Myt b old but f*kin hilarious
Re: Answers That Work by aceventurx: 11:27am On Jun 30, 2012
when you are in a club and hot half naked chicks are dancing then someone asks are they club girls just simply answer NO they are choristers.

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Re: Answers That Work by lanree85: 11:28am On Jun 30, 2012
Is dis a joke?
Ans- no its a love story.
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 11:29am On Jun 30, 2012
Colleague sees you eating @ the dining hall.

Colleague: are you eating?
You: No! I'm making a power point presentation! grin

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Re: Answers That Work by horlajide: 11:34am On Jun 30, 2012
On BBM

Girl: sorry who is dis n hw did u get my pin
Boy: na Angel Fatai gimme ur pin 4 dream mtceeeeeeew!!
Re: Answers That Work by semid4lyfe(m): 11:35am On Jun 30, 2012

***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU
QUESTIONS***
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

5.You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."

6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"

7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR...." Mtsheeeeeeew!!

8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE!

9.When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!!

Very funny ish. . .my belle wan burst with laughter for hia grin
Re: Answers That Work by klairekk: 11:36am On Jun 30, 2012
oohhhhh is that you? No its your elder broda grin
Re: Answers That Work by ortopazz(m): 11:40am On Jun 30, 2012
a friend sees u coming out of d canteen, wiv knowledge tht u've eaten and asks

have you eaten?

No o! i went to gym
Re: Answers That Work by misse1(f): 11:41am On Jun 30, 2012
@ poster nice one, you got me rolling with laughter
Re: Answers That Work by achi4u(m): 11:50am On Jun 30, 2012
you're eating fufu and ur small pikin ask u....
what are u swallowing??
you ans him,am swallowing a bombgrin

A corper was posted to the north...you ask him; what are u going to north to do??
he answers you...getting myself to be bomb.

not funny at all.
Re: Answers That Work by KDULAR: 11:52am On Jun 30, 2012
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
Can't stop laughing grin grin grin grin grin
You just told somebody something true serious and important and he/ she asked "are you serious? as in just like a fad ( it's annoyiing really) what response is best for such stupid comment
Re: Answers That Work by sylve11: 11:53am On Jun 30, 2012
cool
T-smooth:
If someone ask u are u a fool, tell him no its is ur dads name.

Lol grin
T-smooth:
If someone ask u are u a fool, tell him no its is ur dads name.

Lol
Re: Answers That Work by Aleliberty(m): 11:56am On Jun 30, 2012
Is that a joke?
No they are prayer qoutes
Mtcheeeeew
Re: Answers That Work by lioncoolst(m): 11:57am On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
Nope, it's the story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. So, get your copy Now or Pronow. angry

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Re: Answers That Work by lioncoolst(m): 11:59am On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
No, it's the Story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. So, get your copy Now or Pronow. angry
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
No, it's the Story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. So, get your copy Now or Pronow.
Re: Answers That Work by oyesade1: 11:59am On Jun 30, 2012
Funny grin
Re: Answers That Work by Chuksaluta(m): 12:16pm On Jun 30, 2012
I love this thread ;DI love this thread
Re: Answers That Work by Chuksaluta(m): 12:21pm On Jun 30, 2012
I was doing the correction of an assignment on the board for my js1 students.
Question; sir should we copy it down
Answer; No, look at it and start clapping

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Re: Answers That Work by manmustwac(m): 12:23pm On Jun 30, 2012
You just enter house & someone asks u. U just dey come?
U look dem in d eye & reply:No I never come. I loss for one road near one drinking joint in Oshodi. I go dey house in the next hour and a half.

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Re: Answers That Work by lioncoolst(m): 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2012
You just told somebody something true serious and important and he/ she asked "are you serious? as in just like a fad ( it's annoyiing really) what response is best for such stupid comment[quote]
Re: Answers That Work by Nauttyprof(m): 12:25pm On Jun 30, 2012
@Op, Number 5 kept me laughing seriously. Nice one.
Re: Answers That Work by Ekpees: 12:25pm On Jun 30, 2012
Thanks to all who contributed u are all great comedians
Re: Answers That Work by blessed4ril(f): 12:27pm On Jun 30, 2012
LMAFO
Re: Answers That Work by BaBaMike: 12:28pm On Jun 30, 2012
Someone sees you in a picture with your wife on your wedding day and asked you "is this your wife?
Ans - No,she is your wife. ! Oponu shocked


And how about you getting home from work and your husband or wife asks you.... Are you back?
Ans - No, I'm still at work! grin grin grin
Re: Answers That Work by alahamad(m): 12:29pm On Jun 30, 2012
Hahahahah.....lovely

Nd for those with a weak sense of humor like slimyam nd co.....deal wif it cos its funny
Re: Answers That Work by cliveland: 12:33pm On Jun 30, 2012
some people are just blank, whether its old jokes or not let them tell us their own before hurriedly condeming others. its funnier than thou!!!!!!!!

in this rainy morning it just reminded alot.
Re: Answers That Work by kodred(m): 12:40pm On Jun 30, 2012
very nice. Lol
Re: Answers That Work by umbawo(m): 12:44pm On Jun 30, 2012
U are doing the game wit your girl and she asks Darling are u cumming ?
No am going ....
Re: Answers That Work by buchai: 12:54pm On Jun 30, 2012
Make una no go respond 2 ur mum, dad, elder bros, elder sis, ur madam at ur office or boss cos u kn wat cums afta d responce taasararaaa! Lk a shining stars on ur face b4 u answer correctly.
Re: Answers That Work by icedpope(m): 1:15pm On Jun 30, 2012
u hear me dey pray nd sing early mornig 4 my house u con come knock
kpo! Kpo!! Kpo!!! U dey pray? No, i dey sing wizkid azonto.. Zombie....

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Re: Answers That Work by Rhymez(m): 1:17pm On Jun 30, 2012
Coming down from a bus and a bus conductor ask u " Are u coming down here?"
Ans- No I want to take ur position grin

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