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What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by nasty45(m): 7:40am On Apr 01, 2012
For me it was when my fiancee called me saying we'v broken up.d worst i played on sb was to say his mum ad an accident.hw abt u?lets av sum fun hr.HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY TO APRIL FOOL BABIES.UR FATHER PLAYED APRIL FOOL ON UR MUM.HAHAHAHA
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by braine(m): 2:51pm On Apr 01, 2012
A student pretended to have fallen off the balcony in d hostel. We all fell for the trick
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by toluxa1(m): 2:52pm On Apr 01, 2012
nasty45: For me it was when my fiancee called me saying we'v broken up.d worst i played on sb was to say his mum ad an accident.hw abt u?lets av sum fun hr.HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY TO APRIL FOOL BABIES.UR FATHER PLAYED APRIL FOOL ON UR MUM.HAHAHAHA

I don't think that was a wise one. I won't joke with something like that.
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by lifestyle1(m): 2:56pm On Apr 01, 2012
That Nairaland has a new Theme...D grin grin grin

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Funkymallam(m): 2:59pm On Apr 01, 2012
That Dr. Ngozi resigned.

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Machini(m): 3:04pm On Apr 01, 2012
Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by lifestyle1(m): 3:08pm On Apr 01, 2012
Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol


You are sick bro grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by haoyee: 3:08pm On Apr 01, 2012
We have just boss painting a turtle in the boss's face.Happy April Fool 's Day![img]http://www.filii.info/g.gif[/img]
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by stepo707: 3:11pm On Apr 01, 2012
Funkymallam: That Dr. Ngozi resigned.

same here
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by probably: 3:13pm On Apr 01, 2012
Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol
nice, really really nice

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by lifestyle1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 01, 2012
Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol


And what did you aunty say when she discovered it was April fool ?
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Soocool1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 01, 2012
hmmn, the worst.
i was like 5 yrs old then. it was a bright sunday morning, i just woke up from sleep when suddenly my uncle just rushed into the room and started screaming ' yepa, yepa, dem don come ooo, armed robbers dey shoot gun 4 market & dem dey come our house' i started crying and telling God not to let me die yet. When he even told me to stop crying and that he was just pulling an April fool prank, i did not believe him and i stayed under the bed all day
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by nelly4(f): 3:32pm On Apr 01, 2012
hahahhahhahaa
dude about the EFCC story .....dats mad gangster.......u kuld have givin ur aunt an heart attack........

Lmfao
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by dubem3(m): 3:33pm On Apr 01, 2012
that a certain sex scandal between NOI and GEJ had been exposed. Only for me to open the link and there was that stupid clown
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Nobody: 3:34pm On Apr 01, 2012
The worst one played on me was by Mother Nature. It was April 1st last year, when I woke up to a beautiful, bright, sunny morning. I dressed in my tank-top and flip-flops, and had my hair out without any protective covering. After all, it was sunny and who wears a winter jacket or a hat in scorching sun anyways?
I went out with my friends and we decided not to take any car, since the weather was good. One of my friends noticed that the sky had become overcast but I dismissed her fears and told her that the sun would show its face again. That was when the first snow drop touched me, and then the second, and after that; A STORM. A snow storm, seriously? It had been sunny only moments before!!

We all felt like we had been fooled by nature on the first of April. We were the biggest April Fools of that day. sad

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Andrew3(m): 3:36pm On Apr 01, 2012
I took ma gurl out to a park today, knelt down without a ring and asked if she will marry me
she was so happy and over joyed when i said april fool. she walked out of me in the park till now.
She is refusing ma calls and sms unreplied.
she knew very well am not getting married to a white gurl why would she fall like that grin

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by freecocoa(f): 3:39pm On Apr 01, 2012
The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it shocked shocked shocked.

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?I've had 5ex only twice,you could have atleast made me pregnant instead of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said no more unprotected 5ex and so it has stayed.

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by mykali(m): 3:44pm On Apr 01, 2012
freecocoa: The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it shocked shocked shocked.

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?I've had 5ex only twice,you could have atleast made me pregnant instead of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said no more unprotected 5ex and so it has stayed.

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

how sad grin
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by mykali(m): 3:48pm On Apr 01, 2012
::Andrew:::
I took ma gurl out to a park today, knelt down without a ring and asked if she will marry me
she was so happy and over joyed when i said april fool. she walked out of me in the park till now.
She is refusing ma calls and sms unreplied.
she knew very well am not getting married to a white gurl why would she fall like that grin

hehehehe...dude, karma awaits you grin
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Nobody: 3:49pm On Apr 01, 2012
kai una wicked ooo
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by freecocoa(f): 3:50pm On Apr 01, 2012
mykali:

how sad grin
No be small thing o.grin
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by lifestyle1(m): 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2012
::Andrew:::
I took ma gurl out to a park today, knelt down without a ring and asked if she will marry me
she was so happy and over joyed when i said april fool. she walked out of me in the park till now.
She is refusing ma calls and sms unreplied.
she knew very well am not getting married to a white gurl why would she fall like that grin

You are lucky she wasn't with her Gun! grin
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by baconline(m): 3:52pm On Apr 01, 2012
5 years ago ,i told my boss that d office had burnt down,he shouted,cut d phone and called d other directors and MD.got into his car and started racing to d office.i called him back a few minutes later not knowing d magnitude of blood pressure i had raised up.almost got a query for it

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Fejok01(f): 3:53pm On Apr 01, 2012
mine is the one dat has refused to be a joke but has chosen to be real.I lost my hubby of less than 4yrs to death 7yrs ago.I wish d death was an april fool.

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by ochukoeja(f): 3:57pm On Apr 01, 2012
I can never forget wat I did to my roommate 2 years back, I went to a lab to get a report sheet, filled it like I did a blood test n was 2 months pregnant. I left it on d table wit a suicide note dat I could not bear d shame to my parents so I was goin to kill myself. When she called me I was cryin dat I'm about to jump a bridge. Well I dint sleep in d room for a week nd she dint talk to me for a month. Buh till tomoro dat prank is a classic cos I had d whole hostel searchin

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by freecocoa(f): 3:58pm On Apr 01, 2012
Fejok01: mine is the one dat has refused to be a joke but has chosen to be real.I lost my hubby of less than 4yrs to death 7yrs ago.I wish d death was an april fool.
Aww its a pity,stay strong dear.

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by moHot(f): 4:11pm On Apr 01, 2012
Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

HAHAHAH BADT GUY
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Apr 01, 2012
freecocoa: The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it shocked shocked shocked.

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?[size=14pt]I've had 5ex only twice[/size],you could have atleast made me [size=14pt]pregnant[/size] instead of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said [size=14pt]no more unprotected 5ex[/size] and so it has stayed.

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

shocked shocked shocked I thought you were "untouched" Freecocoa?! #Issorait! cheesy

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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by moHot(f): 4:14pm On Apr 01, 2012
freecocoa: The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it shocked shocked shocked.

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?I've had 5ex only twice,you could have atleast made me pregnant instead of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said no more unprotected 5ex and so it has stayed.

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

I THOUGHT YOU ARE VIRGIN grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by kutchs: 4:16pm On Apr 01, 2012
@Freecocoa be strong dear, I can feel ur pain. The Lord is ur strength.
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Machini(m): 4:22pm On Apr 01, 2012
life_style:


And what did you aunty say when she discovered it was April fool ?

lol. She warned me seriously, saying dat I almost gave her HBP. Dat i shuldnt try such thing with her again.
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by dealordea(m): 4:28pm On Apr 01, 2012
reading on goal.com that terry was made england player manager for euro 2012. it really hit the sport lovers

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