Shygal: tnx dear. I ws told it wil b allowd as far its white, jus dt it might b too soft 4d exercises plus we wud b given a white nysc crested tennis shoe, dt means we cn altanate both. I'l get d toms ma'am

9-zeros:

yeah, i luv our fatherland but our father (jonathan) is on a billion naira annual feedin allowance wen some of his children are starvin. dats y i switched my passion from patroitism to husslin cuz its all man 4 himself. feel me?

naijaobi: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT...., INFACT NOT BELIEVE, DOY YOU KNOW THAT 92% people wet the toothbrush after applying the paste.... are you among them?

moshoodn: HMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!. . . you got me by the wrist!!

naijaobi: IT SEEMS AM THE ONLY ONE IN DA HOUSE....

A man was making LOVE to
a village girl, she suddenly
realized he was not using a
condom. she asked him;
Are you not using condom?
the man
answered yes, and the girl
asked; hope you
don't have HIV/AIDs? the
man
responded NO.
The Girl then said [size=18pt]"thank God
i don't want to get that
thing againooo, once bitten
twice shy"....[/size]
The Man fainted......lol...

BJ88:
how is d sunday going?abeg spice up this thing na!
@my beauriful treasurer shygal:how are u?thanks for holdin da house 2geda...

Shygal: hahahahaha

Shygal: tnx deary, i'm doin grt o! My parnts are rily takin kia of me*winks*

sigba:
Aight. No qualms

bukkylois:
Dey don't like deir money, lol

ujchief:
just make sure our money is safe! I dont plan on eating camp food, so i'm going to be feeding at the mami with my share of the money.

Shygal: @all d money in d treasury is nt meant 4 'belle issues' as ujchief requested bt 'imp issues' lol. am jus bin a gud 'treasurer' ujchief use ur pkt money or manage d dinin hall food owk.

ujchief:
just make sure our money is safe! I dont plan
on eating camp food, so i'm going to be feeding at the mami with my share of the money.

Shygal: #tinkin# Dis 1 dt our states hv bin allocated, hmmmn! Wid dis DG shufflin tin, Only God knws d state i'v bin posted 2... It cud b enugu whc i wanted or any oda state @ all, mayb dts whr am gon be shwn favour by God. Wel, my mind is set 4any state o! Afta all i hv ntin 2 loose coz mine didnt involve any cash. I jus hd sm couple of frnds hu offerd 2 help me. BabaGOD u knw d best! Unto ur hands i commit ma NYSC state... Anyway, lemme stop tinkin o! I dnt wnt 2hv a high BP coz of NYSC. Happy PENTECOST n Happy Children's day to evry1.

Shygal: na so... 2mch money! lol.

Shygal: tnx deary, i'm doin grt o! My parnts are rily takin kia of me*winks*

Shygal: tnx deary, i'm doin grt o! My parnts are rily takin kia of me*winks*

ujchief:
just make sure our money is safe! I dont plan on eating camp food, so i'm going to be feeding at the mami with my share of the money.

Shygal: lol. ur share of d money indeed! Ur nt getin anytin o, D money in d treasury is gon bin used 4d thread maintenance. U knw na #smiling#

kinnad: same 2u! Are u jewish?

ujchief:
we need a new treasurer!!! One with honesty, integrity, transperancy and accountability! Shygal is hereby impeached! Sigba for treasurer! Vote sigba, vote fresh air!

ujchief:
we need a new treasurer!!! One with honesty, integrity, transperancy and accountability! Shygal is hereby impeached! Sigba for treasurer! Vote sigba, vote fresh air!

9-zeros:
I'd be travelin 2 abj 2marow to handle some bizness.
@mosh: pls take charge of d big house while am gone.
@sigba: i'l give u my office keys. Pls dont let any1 inside my office especially d vice chairman (mr. Mosh) cuz i no trust dat guy at all.

moshoodn: [size=18pt]Write to the appropriate authorities, so we won't court-martial you for mutiny!!!![/size]

moshoodn:
[size=18pt]YOU ARE LEAVING THE OFFICE IN CAPABLE HANDS. . .

AS PER SIGBA, I COULD WOO HER INTO LETTING ME IN TO THE INNER CHAMBERS!![/size]

kinnad: same 2u! Are u jewish?

bukkylois: hope u nvr chop dis community's money cos I dey suspect u