A woman one day,called her young daughter to give her some piece of advice on how to behave whenever she was in the midst of the opposite sex.
After the long commandments,she concluded by saying " don't ever allow a man/boy to see your pants, anyday you do and I hear that, I'll kill you, do you hear?".
"Yes mummy" the girl replied.
Meanwhile, the girl's younger brother was eavesdropping and kept everything he had to himself.
Few days after,the boy refused to do his part of the household chores when he came back from school and ran off to play, and the girl feeling cheated went after his brother and struck him.

The boy hoping to settle scores with his sister , on seeing their mother,rushed to her as soon as she got home to report his sister.

"Mummy, remember you told Sister Mercy not to allow any man to see her pant" said the boy.

"Yes, I did" replied the confused mother.
The boy continued, " Yesterday when we were playing monkey game on the orange tree outside, Bro. James was sitting under the tree and he saw sister Mercy's pants when she climbed up".

The girl had to defend herself fast before her mother reacted.
"Mummy, it's not true, he did not see my pants" the girl shouted.
" OK, what happened" queried the mother.

"Before I climbed up the tree, I ran into the room and removed my pants " the girl replied.

lol

cheiiii

climbed a tree widout pants

@poster what did u see was it black or white

no i tiink it maroonish black

He has said it all.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

i can imagine what the guy will see - wow - looking up from down - that will be a sight to make me go hun hun hun.

Lol: nice 1

@CEcipopula

I like to sleep with u.

davidyland@yahoo.com:

@CEcipopula

I like to sleep with u.

U go around nairaland sleeping with any thing that walks

@Davidyland
where are u from?
be very care here or else Ituen and c° will shatter ur blablabla

*_{bends down to set a trap for Davidyland}*

*Yawns*

tessybaby:

@Davidyland
where are u from?
be very care here or else Ituen and c° will shatter your blablabla

*_{bends down to set a trap for Davidyland}*

Baby pls dont let the cat out of the bag again. I'm waitin for him this time around

Lol. U want him to bend ova to pick d "trap" so u can take him 4rm behind. Iwajay waz ryte.

this joke is rather borin. wat was that bambastic brother james lookin for under the tree?

nice joke lol

Hmmnnn. . .