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The Girl's Pant by CHIROSE1(f): 5:40pm On Nov 07, 2007 |
A woman one day,called her young daughter to give her some piece of advice on how to behave whenever she was in the midst of the opposite sex. After the long commandments,she concluded by saying " don't ever allow a man/boy to see your pants, anyday you do and I hear that, I'll kill you, do you hear?". "Yes mummy" the girl replied. Meanwhile, the girl's younger brother was eavesdropping and kept everything he had to himself. Few days after,the boy refused to do his part of the household chores when he came back from school and ran off to play, and the girl feeling cheated went after his brother and struck him. The boy hoping to settle scores with his sister , on seeing their mother,rushed to her as soon as she got home to report his sister. "Mummy, remember you told Sister Mercy not to allow any man to see her pant" said the boy. "Yes, I did" replied the confused mother. The boy continued, " Yesterday when we were playing monkey game on the orange tree outside, Bro. James was sitting under the tree and he saw sister Mercy's pants when she climbed up". The girl had to defend herself fast before her mother reacted. "Mummy, it's not true, he did not see my pants" the girl shouted. " OK, what happened" queried the mother. "Before I climbed up the tree, I ran into the room and removed my pants " the girl replied. |
Re: The Girl's Pant by uchetobi(f): 5:47pm On Nov 07, 2007 |
lol |
Re: The Girl's Pant by ituen(m): 12:16pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
cheiiii |
Re: The Girl's Pant by clemcykul(f): 3:24pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
climbed a tree widout pants @poster what did u see was it black or white |
Re: The Girl's Pant by ituen(m): 12:18pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
no i tiink it maroonish black |
Re: The Girl's Pant by Nobody: 12:37pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
ituen: Comment from an eye witness |
Re: The Girl's Pant by mellow(m): 12:42pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
He has said it all.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] |
Re: The Girl's Pant by fakedavid: 12:44pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
i can imagine what the guy will see - wow - looking up from down - that will be a sight to make me go hun hun hun. |
Re: The Girl's Pant by cecipopula(f): 1:50pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
Lol: nice 1 |
Re: The Girl's Pant by fakedavid: 2:06pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
@CEcipopula I like to sleep with u. |
Re: The Girl's Pant by ituen(m): 2:19pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
davidyland@yahoo.com: U go around nairaland sleeping with any thing that walks |
Re: The Girl's Pant by tessybaby(f): 3:04pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
@Davidyland where are u from? be very care here or else Ituen and c° will shatter ur blablabla *bends down to set a trap for Davidyland* |
Re: The Girl's Pant by Migines(m): 1:21am On Nov 10, 2007 |
*Yawns* |
Re: The Girl's Pant by ituen(m): 2:06pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
tessybaby: Baby pls dont let the cat out of the bag again. I'm waitin for him this time around |
Re: The Girl's Pant by Migines(m): 5:04pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
Lol. U want him to bend ova to pick d "trap" so u can take him 4rm behind. Iwajay waz ryte. |
Re: The Girl's Pant by richo(m): 6:05pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
this joke is rather borin. wat was that bambastic brother james lookin for under the tree? |
Re: The Girl's Pant by mojmicky(m): 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
nice joke lol |
Re: The Girl's Pant by finekid(m): 5:54pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
Hmmnnn. . . |
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