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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 8:12pm On Aug 11, 2018
nihilistjnr:
see that free-kick grin

neves na bastard
MTN service na bastard. I tried to swap the guy for Kenedy on deadline day but my browser just kept loading and I got frustrated and left it.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 8:13pm On Aug 11, 2018
pamcode:
MTN service na bastard. I tried to swap the guy for Kenedy on deadline day but my browser just kept loading and I got frustrated and left it.
Only for him to register a goal and an assist
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Tjohnnay: 8:16pm On Aug 11, 2018
Ibime:


That reminds me of this. . .


�Wizard Majesty (233...87) says: #Duta Croeng

Im not surprised England couldn't made it to finals.

If England win the World Cup we won't have any rest.

Premier League commentary will be like:
"World Cup winner Jordan Henderson wins the tackle"

"Eric Dier who won the World Cup passes the ball forward"

"Young World cup winner Rashford makes a run behind the defence"

Ashley Young who helped England win the World Cup falls down under a challenge from Van Dijk, whose country didn't even make it to Russia....

Savage u are
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 8:29pm On Aug 11, 2018
NOBODYY:


The stupidity in your post is mind boggling.
Irrespective of how hard you bleat like a goat, Hazard has made 209 League appearances for Chelsea, A much better and reasonable angle to look at it since he doesn't make 38 league appearances each season.... In that period he has been involved in 109 goals... A goal or assist every two games


it's obvious they have used your brain to pump tire. 209 matches, 6 seasons, 69goals 40 assist. Average of 11goals and 7 assist per season Tire head. That's what this Dundee is calling productive.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:35pm On Aug 11, 2018
Neymar1095:



it's obvious they have used your brain to pump tire. 209 matches, 6 seasons, 69goals 40 assist. Average of 11goals and 7 assist per season Tire head. That's what this Dundee is calling productive.
Since this is not a tweet you can steal it's understandable that you'll have troubles processing it...

209 matches... 69 goals 40 assists.. totalling an involvement of 109 goals in 209 matches.. A goal or assist every other game is what this mumu is calling unproductive, they don mix this one's brain with emulsifying agent and hin brain don cake Unfortunately there's nothing we can do to help

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EarthXmetahuman: 8:41pm On Aug 11, 2018
Jorginho

80 touches and 93% accuracy


cool

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 8:46pm On Aug 11, 2018
NOBODYY:

Since this is not a tweet you can steal it's understandable that you'll have troubles processing it...

209 matches... 69 goals 40 assists.. totalling an involvement of 109 goals in 209 matches.. A goal or assist every other game is what this mumu is calling unproductive, they don mix this one's brain with emulsifying agent and hin brain don cake Unfortunately there's nothing we can do to help
Ogame. ..jst leave d guy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Melvyn11: 8:46pm On Aug 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

WAt the feck is wrong with you. That's an average of 11 goal and 7 assists a season . an average of 11goals a season is what this slowpoke is calling productive.
bwhahahahhaha... if we remove penalties then how many. Asking for a friend.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 8:56pm On Aug 11, 2018
Melvyn11:

bwhahahahhaha... if we remove penalties then how many. Asking for a friend.
even wt d penalty..??..
He went along side wt cr7. Messi. .Neyman n d likes n came out wt d 2nd best player. ...oga u need 2 chilax a Lil. ......he no score 2day but u witness him cameo

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 9:02pm On Aug 11, 2018
NOBODYY:

Since this is not a tweet you can steal it's understandable that you'll have troubles processing it...

209 matches... 69 goals 40 assists.. totalling an involvement of 109 goals in 209 matches.. A goal or assist every other game is what this mumu is calling unproductive, they don mix this one's brain with emulsifying agent and hin brain don cake Unfortunately there's nothing we can do to help
109goal involvement over 6 seasons. That's an average of 11goals and 7 assist a season for your dancing fraud. counter that With something tangible not jumping like Bush baby. Your stupidity is really overflowing.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 9:05pm On Aug 11, 2018
Melvyn11:

bwhahahahhaha... if we remove penalties then how many. Asking for a friend.
Lol you want me to expose the dancing fraud ha be. Minus penalties that's 9goals a season. He has 13 scored 3 missed average of 3 per season. 9 goals a season player is productive lol.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nitrogen(m): 9:10pm On Aug 11, 2018
Hazard is a bush baby god? Dancing shakushaku.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by LordEmperoris1(m): 9:10pm On Aug 11, 2018
Wife: honey where is the remote

Husband:: Chelsea

Wife:: what do you mean


Husband:On top of the table

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Melvyn11: 9:15pm On Aug 11, 2018
Segedinho:
even wt d penalty..??..
He went along side wt cr7. Messi. .Neyman n d likes n came out wt d 2nd best player. ...oga u need 2 chilax a Lil. ......he no score 2day but u witness him cameo
listen One is arguing average per game while the other is arguing average per season. Average per seasons makes Hazard average while average per games makes Hazard manageable. They are actually arguing the same thing from different angle which supports their argument. Guy it's just banter nothing serious.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 9:19pm On Aug 11, 2018
ehn ehn.... time to mark register.... if you hear your name show fast before Thanda chop una tiny pr1cks... angry cheesy


leyqute aka legbegbe…...

eph12 aka onye nzuzu…..

elrony aka fake pastor.....

sircumalot aka sperm man....

neezar aka asewo doctor....

jaykaymaybachz aka koloman….

weedtaker aka ganja farmer....

sinizia aka professor epistle....

















afrodoc2 aka murderous doctor cheesy cheesy cheesy



all you blaady scummites..... fvck all of una cheesy cheesy cheesy sarrriball and kepa says fvck you too cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 9:21pm On Aug 11, 2018
diggz:
Good game Kante and nice goal too. cool

jorginho with lovely penalty cool

Willian had a good game....hazard with a sweat assist while pedro did well to convert it (the only thing he got right or did well for me today) cool

Luiz seem to have lost some pace but had a decent game today.

Rudiger and caeser were solid while alonso did very well going forward to join the attack....

Moses lipsrsealed

Kepa congrats for your first clean sheet.... we hope and pray you come good for us grin


Please can AC Milan come for morata already? angry angry angry angry angry



Caption this, during todays match, the guy nor sabi score i wonder why defenders still they waste their energy tie am down

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 9:26pm On Aug 11, 2018
iamharkinwaley:



The mumu shekpite no sabi ball at all
Idiot so Hudds didn't dealt with you people last season, oloshi mr ball

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by neezar: 9:28pm On Aug 11, 2018
diggz:
ehn ehn.... time to mark register.... if you hear your name show fast before Thanda chop una tiny pr1cks... angry cheesy


leyqute aka legbegbe…...

eph12 aka onye nzuzu…..

elrony aka fake pastor.....

sircumalot aka sperm man....

neezar aka asewo doctor....

jaykaymaybachz aka koloman….

weedtaker aka ganja farmer....

sinizia aka professor epistle....

















afrodoc2 aka murderous doctor cheesy cheesy cheesy



all you blaady scummites..... fvck all of una cheesy cheesy cheesy sarrriball and kepa says fvck you too cheesy cheesy cheesy

Keep calm boss

Na just Huddersfield, When u play a semi big club like Leicester we go know

na here we go dey when u go dey chant Thunder faya garriball

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 9:29pm On Aug 11, 2018
neezar:

Keep calm boss

Na just Huddersfield, When u play a semi big club like Leicester we go know

na here we go dey when u go dey chant Thunder faya garriball

na so... after una don dey prepare to host party here before god disappoint una grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by neezar: 9:34pm On Aug 11, 2018
diggz:


na so... after una don dey prepare to host party here before god disappoint una grin
U guys played nothing, Huddersfield be get some very good chances but na the last touch be the problem

Till December/January Bro wink
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 9:38pm On Aug 11, 2018
neezar:

U guys played nothing, Huddersfield be get some very good chances but na the last touch be the problem

Till December/January Bro wink
Stop been petty smiley

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 9:41pm On Aug 11, 2018
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 9:41pm On Aug 11, 2018
neezar:

U guys played nothing, Huddersfield be get some very good chances but na the last touch be the problem

Till December/January Bro wink

compared to you guys? we actually played like real madrid, barca and man city rolled in one tongue

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 9:44pm On Aug 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

WAt the feck is wrong with you. That's an average of 11 goal and 7 assists a season . an average of 11goals a season is what this slowpoke is calling productive.
Mr mathematician 209 games divide it per season, how many games a season?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by neezar: 9:50pm On Aug 11, 2018
diggz:


compared to you guys? we actually played like real madrid, barca and man city rolled in one tongue
Let's see how u perform against semi big clubs den cool
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 9:50pm On Aug 11, 2018
So this merlin guy and neymar nor go fit appreciate good football then there is no hope for them at all

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 10:04pm On Aug 11, 2018
NOBODYY:


The stupidity in your post is mind boggling.
Irrespective of how hard you bleat like a goat, Hazard has made 209 League appearances for Chelsea, A much better and reasonable angle to look at it since he doesn't make 38 league appearances each season.... In that period he has been involved in 109 goals... A goal or assist every two games

Either way you are right, don't mind that good for nothing fellow, 209 games average 34 games per season involved in goals on an average of every 2 games

Games 34/2 making 17
Goals/assist 11+7 making 18

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 10:07pm On Aug 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

Lol you want me to expose the dancing fraud ha be. Minus penalties that's 9goals a season. He has 13 scored 3 missed average of 3 per season. 9 goals a season player is productive lol.

This dude's mad. Is this code mixing or code switching?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 10:11pm On Aug 11, 2018
neezar:

U guys played nothing, Huddersfield be get some very good chances but na the last touch be the problem

Till December/January Bro wink

By then manure will be on 9th
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Leyqute(m): 10:12pm On Aug 11, 2018
neezar:

Keep calm boss

Na just Huddersfield, When u play a semi big club like Leicester we go know

na here we go dey when u go dey chant Thunder faya garriball

Na now you sabi say Diggz dey smoke cassava leaves?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 10:12pm On Aug 11, 2018
obainojazz:
You are firing shots, my hand no dey..o

Shots won't touch witch doctors.

cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 10:16pm On Aug 11, 2018
diggz:
when is Morata leaving please? angry angry

cheesy

I'm not sure Hazard trusts him again, he curved Morata for that 3rd goal.

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