Tessybaby let's keep our little secret. I know who the real guy is.

ben~jay:

@ Ninjabyte are OC no be like that ooooo,
You beta allow me chop kpomo or i tell everyone as you take wan bore hole for my yansh.
_{*whispers OC na bisexual*}

Chei, see me see wahala oo. U no dey fear my Blue Uniform? Wait till i change into my black one first. Na there u go know sey Police na poor man friend. Se u wan chop kpomo? I dey come make i start the fire. Just stay there

@ Ninjabyte U mean that Black Uniform you great grandfather dash u after retiring from collecting twenty naira for hold up ?
Try white Uniform broda maybe them fit dey roga you 50naira.

Tessy, you must feel really loved for someone to write you a heck of a love letter. . _{Don't mess it up by asking what type of car he has or Imma steal him from you,} 

Steal me pls pls

showbobo:

Steal me please please

You're funny

Dis type of beg beg stealing i fear o.

Dis type of beg beg stealing i fear o.

its better to beg for something than to steal it.

Biggerboy sings
*I have decided to stick to tessy (3ce)
No turning back(2ce)

Enter the room and wonders what's going on.

Hey showbobo, mind ur own business, if u try anything wit my suga, i will carve ur heart out and give it to u, after that u will live 4 2 days b4 u die

where do i start from?

_{infact just give a minute i'll be back}

<sub>*tessy comes iinside the house to brief ITuen on the following events*

Both of them laugh at Nlanders esp Biggerboy who is making a huge fuss outta notin</sub>

Sweetie lets go out _{talkin to Tessybaby}. Feel like taking Ice-cream n Wafers. Get the Car keys for me pls. You'll be driving.

ok dear
i think i will like dat too

tessybaby:

ok dear
i think i will like that too

or you meant the okada

_{Ben enters with a stethoscope around the neck,}
Checks the temperature of ITUEN and TESSYBABY, _{and confirms}
I think this is acute Malaria + +.
Drug Prescription:
2 dirty slaps morning and nite.
If symptoms persist then u both need to visit yaba psychiatrist hospital

hahahaha

order!   order!! Order!!!


Orda
Attention plz
this is to imform the general public that since "THE HANDSOME ONES ARE YET TO BE BORN,THE UGLY ONE SHOULD START PACKING OFF"

MORESO,
THIS is to declare that the ULTIMATE /HANDSOME GUY HAS BEEN DELIVERED OF,AND
IT'S OUR PLEASURE THAT HE'S MATURED ALREAEDY.

DON'T BE PUZZLED,IF You'VE SEEN CESC FABREGAS BEFORE,THEN HE'S JUST A PROTOTYPE
OF FABREGAS.
WELCOME TO MA WORLD

ALL YOU NEED IS, BONE ALL DOZ GUYS


you gat the real GUY



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Hugs suga girl and gives her a kiss.

@teadr hope u brushed any way sugar lips can cote ur lips wid honey

enjoy ur kiss *closes curtain to em privacy*

Thanks clemcy. *curtain falls*.

Wetin be dat noise wey dey comot from behind dat curtain? Who be dose ones. Comot with ur hands up. On the count of three, 1, 2, 3

_{Chei, what a view. Sees the two love birds come out wearing nothin. Chei loves the view}

Sgt. arrest them. Take the guy to VIP cell. The gal, emmm, we need a statement from her. Take her to my office

Mugu boys

Brings out a (tec 32 automatic) bullet sprayer and shoots the cops. Then locks the room with a iron gate and goes back 2 work.

Whispers to tessy * e be like say u be hot cake, take am easy. all of them hungry nairaland boys are not worth it o. Remember i know your secret, if i find out you're cheating on the grand commander, hmmmmnnnmm!!! anyway i just hope you know better sha*

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ugonna dear, where hv u been. Suga dear has taken ur place.

Saucekid on Forgetting that was a prototype, goes back into hiding. *meanwhile, still busy at a motel with sugalips.

I hope suga doznt come to read all diz ur lyfs.

What if she does.

abeg, tope leave me, where were you when i was dying for you. I no do again!! showbobo took your place but when i found out it was a cigaratte that he is using as a d**k, i fled for my life.

_{Was caught off guard by TT's automatic. Still undettered, he calls for backup, only to discover that the network was so bad, he was connected to Onitsha market instead of headquarters. With anger, he throws the transceiver and heads for the action room}

@ugonna
Poor u, i cant bliv u can be deceived with a cigarette in place of a watchamacallit. How small is ur kini kon