Hey u r supposed to be dead by nw.

Hey Whats going on here ?
Does this place in anyway look like mumuwood nollywood ?

Ben take ur time

[quote
@ugonna
Poor u, i can't bliv u can be deceived with a cigarette in place of a watchamacallit. How small is your kini kon
[quote][/quote]

Hmmmmnnnmmmm, mind your business o

Sugalips ignores the beep and goes on with (you know what).

Sorry TT, but i just discovered that i have a pig Steel exo-skeleton. My best bet is Terminator was my father. U know what that means. So, in ur own interest, stop eating somebody's kpomo and come out with ur head on ur hand, sharp sharp

Hears naijayte saying bla bla bla bla bla bla bla, just ignores him and continues wit (u kno what).

look at what u all have turned my precious love letter into!

just wait till Ituen comes back _{praying he actually does}

For your ^{left auricle padded} mind

tessybaby:

look at what u all have turned my precious love letter into!

just wait till Ituen comes back _{praying he actually does}

Hey baby,you dont need any ITUEN when am here.What do you want from a castrated man

^{everybody dey talk,monkey sef dey put mouth}

terrible

Spoilt kid,you better be careful before i turn you to a goat

I never knew biggerboy was a juju man,
^{scratches head}, Tessy your own don finish, this na for better by Force

@ biggerboy

try it and see,your juju go fail you today

*begins to chant incantations - eyi ta wi fogbo logbo ngbo,eyi ta wi fogba logba ngba,yio bale yio bale ni labalaba fin n wo gbo, *

^{Pastor B£N enters the scene clutching a bottle of holy water and begins to bind all evil spirit released by Biggerboy.}
Wipes beads of perspiration from forehead after cleansing the whole nairaland. wheeeeeeew.
Brethren abeg offering time !!!

After successfully turning saucekid to a goat with his juju,biggerboy sold him to  Iya Basira Food canteen,the goat was killed the following day and sold as ogufe to the customers.

@ ben
anuofia tif ole barawo <sup>**but if dem drop offering,i am the financial secretary

summons zeus who then zaps biggerboy with fury</sup>

Takes bigger boy, places him on my lap and gives him some real good hard spanking 4 being naughty.

Wat are ya? Some 65yr old gramma??

TO ALL NLDERS

MY BABY'S NAMING CEREMONY COMING UP SOON

Holy Crap, how did Ituen do it so fast? Boy, i need the secret. How many months did u carry the baby?

It premature but its still luks lyk his fada.

@biggs
do u still want to claim d child?

not again!!

EVENTS PLANNER:

Let me quickly use this opportunity to inform nairalanders that i arrange events.
I deal mostly with burials, funerals, wake-keepings, including mutuary services.
But i think i have what it takes to organise a naming ceremony.
The koko is that you will have to pay complete upfront.
call me : +234-803-ORGANISER.

I hope u've arranged ur funeral.

help me tell him migs
^{i hope ur woman is protected against the onslaught already happening??}

U all can collect ur invitation cards from the NLD secretariat
from mondays to fridays 8am to 4pm

ok! lemme go get money for my agbada

I hope Ituen invites me for the Child naming ceremony.

The child shld be named after me. After all, i contributed to the growth of the baby by buying expired condom for ituen