Hello peeps, i got this from a friend today and thought to share with you,  Would you go this far to test your wife/husband to be? Is it worth the trouble?

Enjoy and comment pls,



THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms,

Interesting story!

Very interesting story.
Some guys are simply creative. 

But no, there's is no point trying your partner. You can never really tell; just like the guy in the story, you may end up getting it all wrong, either possitively or negatively.

Oh my, that was a great piece!

No point testing.

Thanks for ur comments peeps,

More comments please,

remix

dablessed i remember it, luvly joke that is. but why did you alter the end part? it's s'possed to be a little more witty.
goes som'n like:

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

lamidebaby:

dablessed i remember it, luvly joke that is. but why did you alter the end part? it's s'possed to be a little more witty.
goes som'n like:

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Lamidebaby! I only copied and pasted it here the way it was sent to me okay? I dont know what you mean by "why did i alter the end part?"

Very creative, nice piece

yeah, its a nice one,

though why did u have to spoil the good guy image,
the earlier version of the story didnt have the condom angle, it painted the guy as a good guy,
this version is zany though,
many guys wud succumb

mirex

foolish moves

what a test?

what a test

The poster copied this wedding test from existing Nairaland's Entertainment on the joke etc section that i have seen this joke before. This is not new to me!

Existing links:

The Wedding Test

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-78143.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-80290.0.html

nice one.

gal keep it up.

uspry1:

The poster copied this wedding test from existing Nairaland's Entertainment on the joke etc section that i have seen this joke before. This is not new to me!

Existing links:

The Wedding Test

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-78143.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-80290.0.html

If you care to know, i did not copy anything from an existing nairaland thread and if you had read my previous posts, you would have known this or have you got issues with understanding words written in plain English Language? If yes, then my advise will be to deal with it rather than drawing conclusions from what you have no knowledge of.

whatever. the morale of the story is always keep your condoms in your car. what about those who do not have a car? where do we keep them?

very interesting write-ups.

This is hilarious, wat a piece, The Lord is my Shepherd!

that was a stupid test. the guy could have failed, then apologise to the girlfriend and say its the devils work like they always do, and everything will be alright.
lucky guy,

I will give you 100% pass mark!clap for yourself!!

Basket mouth used this story at one of his shows. I think it was Uncensored something. Anyway. This is more of a tragedy than a comedy.