~vicky~:
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet.His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.*when collecting the paper after the exam*Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks.Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?Teacher: For copying.Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, "STUDY THE TABLE BELOW " .

i like dis 1

d-brightest:


i like dis 1

of course u ve to like

am da best

~vicky~:




of course u ve to like

am da best

bragging!

~vicky~:




of course u ve to like

am da best

ewooooo! whr is my matchet! i will cut ur fingers!

mcnepow:
bragging!

hello! re u single?

[quote author=~vicky~]

no am from RABALAC



No wonder you are like this!!!

mcnepow:
bragging!

how re u doing long time 0

[quote author=MOGUL.O][/quote]

you ask a question and i gave you an answer y complaining

i would punch u

~vicky~:


how re u doing long time 0



you ask a question and i gave you an answer y complaining

i would punch u

which type of punch do you mean?? Hand punch or...........

MOGUL.O:



which type of punch do you mean?? Hand punch or...........

leg punch

good jokes vicky!

~vicky~:


leg punch

Hey! Vicky......which one is leg punch again na.. You spoil wella ooooo

DONkollione:

hello! re u single?

no ooo, i am double

~vicky~:


how re u doing long time 0

i an good ooo, hope u r too?

swtchicgurl: good jokes vicky!

is dat swtchicgurl?
long time how re u doing


thanks

mcnepow:


i an good ooo, hope u r too?

yea am cool

MOGUL.O:



Hey! Vicky......which one is leg punch again na.. You spoil wella ooooo

what

~vicky~:


is dat swtchicgurl?
long time how re u doing


thanks

u're welcome, i'm fine ooo....dis days too much activities oooo!

WIFE: give me your phone for a second...
HUSBAND: wait, let me switch it on..
Delete video
Delete pictures
Delete private folder
Delete sms
Delete out going calls
Delete incoming calls
Delete mms
Delete whats app
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Format memory card
HUSBAND: have it, there's nothing to hide
from you baby..
WIFE: Oh I just want to check the time..
HUSBAND: WTF#.....lol..

swtchicgurl:

u're welcome, i'm fine ooo....dis days too much activities oooo!

o yeah ....hope u re coping fyne
jus missing you friends

[color=#006600][/color]Great joke vicky [left][/left]

FemiLloyd: [color=#006600][/color]Great joke vicky [left][/left]

thanks Honey

Tribal marks-
Yoruba...(,,°_°,,)

Igbo... ('°_°')

Hausa...(=°_°=)

Ibadan...(\\\°_°///)

which 1 is urs

~vicky~:
Tribal marks-
Yoruba...(,,°_°,,)

Igbo... ('°_°')

Hausa...(=°_°=)

Ibadan...(\\\°_°///)

which 1 is urs

what of calabar, ijo, orun, igala,idoma etc??

MOGUL.O:


what of calabar, ijo, orun, igala,idoma etc??

go and make research and stop asking me stupid question

Vicky ur time plenty and u get mouth too, see as u dey attack everybody dat say anytin about u. Ur jokes make sence shaa and even ur attack join.

Jojo Armani: Vicky ur time plenty and u get mouth too, see as u dey attack everybody dat say anytin about u. Ur jokes make sence shaa and even ur attack join.

thanks


feeling like a star


keep feeling my style

more on the way

did u eat this biscuit?

^Vicky, who dash you??

I fit bet mikuz life say dem neva born u wen dat biscuit dey reign.

Aloha peeps, wazzup? Nice jokes Vicky, Don, MCNePoW, Jojo, Switchgurl............ and all the rest.

ekeroyal:
The funny thing is I decrypt all you're saying but till the end of the world u don't understand a single word I've posted.

Oya clap for yourself.

kay9:
Oya clap for yourself.

Pa-pa-papapa-pa!

ekeroyal: Aloha peeps, wazzup? Nice jokes Vicky, Don, MCNePoW, Jojo, Switchgurl............ and all the rest.

AM GOOD AD U?

mcnepow: ^Vicky, who dash you??

I fit bet mikuz life say dem neva born u wen dat biscuit dey reign.

Y BRING MIKUZ INTO THIS

TAKE TIME B4 I CHANGE AM 4 YOU

more jokes

A teacher gave d whole class an assignment to draw anything.

5 minutes later, Akpors gave the teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is dis?

Akpors: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper) Where's d grass?

Akpors: The cow ate all of it.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper again)...then, where's d cow?

Akpors: It left because there are no more grass to eat na.

Nice one,u try!

~vicky~:
No b last week sunday we seat down for church naa him pastor
begin preach we need to take our destiny very serious.Though
destiny may b delayed it cannot be stopped....
naa him pastor ask:
Hw many people hv watched merlin?: only two people rise dere
hand... Naa him pastor talk.. U see merlin, d destiny of camelot
was placed on his shouders...
Naa him pastor ask again who among u done watch legend of d
seeker: only two people rised dere hands, naa him pastor talk, dats
is a very good film the deharans took over d midland but for d
help of d seeker dey won.... Sooo u must take ur destiny very
serious u dnt know d destiny of Nigeria may rest on ur
shoulders...
Naa him pastor ask again... hw many people hv watched
SPARTACUS : naa him ever body for church rise dere hands, both
d choirs, elders, ushers....all d workers...
Naa him pastor halla::: DONT WATCH DAT FILM, ITS A DISTINY
KILLER....

ekeroyal: Aloha peeps, wazzup? Nice jokes Vicky, Don, MCNePoW, Jojo, Switchgurl............ and all the rest.

Egbon mi, bawo?

~vicky~:
more jokes

A teacher gave d whole class an assignment to draw anything.

5 minutes later, Akpors gave the teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is dis?

Akpors: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper) Where's d grass?

Akpors: The cow ate all of it.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper again)...then, where's d cow?

Akpors: It left because there are no more grass to eat na.

=)) =)) =))º°˚˚°º≈hahahaº°˚ ˚i°º≈º°˚wan˚°º≈º°˚laugh˚°º≈º°my˚˚°º≈belle =)) =)) =))tear» Vicky has officially gone crazy!