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Jojo Armani: Vicky Lovely Jokes, de first one keep me rolling on de floor

thanks

Exponental: i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa

Exponental: i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa

Bush pig

ekeroyal: The best joke I've ever seen todaY



tum mne purah wallah---->zyada bakarah. Mein karate hun. Pand-i lan.

bhen ke-lodah

The funny thing is I decrypt all you're saying but till the end of the world u don't understand a single word I've posted.

I need to stop this pls.

ohu ewu... Anike nwa awo chigienwu ukwu! anu egiu...

[quote author=MOGUL.O]ohu ewu... Anike nwa awo chigienwu ukwu! anu egiu...[/quote]come u did igbo boy stop dis ur stupidity
re u nt tired yasef

[quote author=MOGUL.O]ohu ewu... Anike nwa awo chigienwu ukwu! anu egiu...[/quote]^{come u dis igbo boy stop dis ur stupidity
re u nt tired yasef}

[quote author=~vicky~]javascript:void(0);

^{come u dis igbo boy stop dis ur stupidity
re u nt tired yasef} [/quote]i neva taya oo! come mk we go 2 rounds more!

DONkollione: i neva taya oo! come mk we go 2 rounds more!

BasKarddd!

DONkollione: i neva taya oo! come mk we go 2 rounds more!

who re u?

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening.

”I'm so Hot that I can't stand it.” she said. ”I want to go out, get drunk and have a very hot sex! Are you free tonight?"

"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.

"Wonderful." she said.

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"Would you watch my kids till I come back?"



hehehehe what re u thinking?

Follow instructions carefully to crack the code.

[1] Vicky has got a secret that she wants to tell you, scroll down to number 5
[2] The answer is on number 11
[3] Don't be angry, look at 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad look at 13
[5] Kikiki 1st look at number 2
[6] Don't be that angry look at 12
[7] Just trying to wish u all a FRUITFUL DAY AHEAD!
[8] What I wanted to tell you is... THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don't get mad look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3
[15] You must be really mad at me now but look at number 9

enjoy

[quote author=~vicky~]who re u? [/quote]i am rich! n u?

[quote author=~vicky~]Follow instructions carefully to crack the code.

[1] Vicky has got a secret that she wants to tell you, scroll down to number 5
[2] The answer is on number 11
[3] Don't be angry, look at 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad look at 13
[5] Kikiki 1st look at number 2
[6] Don't be that angry look at 12
[7] Just trying to wish u all a FRUITFUL DAY AHEAD!
[8] What I wanted to tell you is... THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don't get mad look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3
[15] You must be really mad at me now but look at number 9

enjoy[/quote]

nice thread

DONkollione: i am rich! n u?

am hot

daQueen:

nice thread

thanks more on d way

[quote author=~vicky~]am hot [/quote]are u single too?

DONkollione: are u single too?

re u married too

[quote author=~vicky~]re u married too [/quote]no! am looking for single hot babes here on nl to show love to! i know uv been lonely!

DONkollione: no! am looking for single hot babes here on nl to show love to! i know uv been lonely!

am looking for married men myself.....u re out

[quote author=~vicky~]am looking for married men myself.....u re out [/quote]but but.. its just 2 rounds we'v gone! it remains 3 more!

[quote author=~vicky~]A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening.

”I'm so Hot that I can't stand it.” she said. ”I want to go out, get drunk and have a very hot sex! Are you free tonight?"

"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.

"Wonderful." she said.

.
.
.

"Would you watch my kids till I come back?"



hehehehe what re u thinking? [/quote]Akparaino!!

Spoilt she goat!!!

DONkollione: but but.. its just 2 rounds we'v gone! it remains 3 more!

you ad who?
round gini?
pls stop daydreaming
[quote author=MOGUL.O]Akparaino!!

Spoilt she goat!!![/quote]Spoilt he goat

During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet.His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.*when collecting the paper after the exam*Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks.Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?Teacher: For copying.Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, "STUDY THE TABLE BELOW " .

TOTAL JOKE GRADING: F


REMARK: U RE NOT GOOD ON BED!



PUNISHMENT: SWEEP JOKES SECTION EVERY MORNING!

FROM THE DIAGRAM BELOW, IDENTIFY:

1. Which of them are sleeping?
a)donkolline b)Mogulo c)bin
2. Which of them just woke up?
A)Sutoboy b)dbrighest c)mikuz
3. Which two are twins?
[b]a) ajibel&Mogulo b)Exponental&bin
[/b]4. How many gals & boys are there in the pix?

^^^^^


VICKY IS SLEEPING! LOL NICE JOKE

DONkollione: TOTAL JOKE GRADING: F


REMARK: U RE NOT GOOD ON BED!



PUNISHMENT: SWEEP JOKES SECTION EVERY MORNING!

DONkollione: ^^^^^


VICKY IS SLEEPING! LOL NICE JOKE

DONkollione: ^^^^^


VICKY IS SLEEPING! LOL NICE JOKE

Big lie

VICKY AM KINDAF COLD HERE!

DONkollione: VICKY AM KINDAF COLD HERE!

shd i come ad keep u warm?

[quote author=~vicky~]FROM THE DIAGRAM BELOW, IDENTIFY:

1. Which of them are sleeping?
a)donkolline b)Mogulo c)bin
2. Which of them just woke up?
A)Sutoboy b)dbrighest c)mikuz
3. Which two are twins?
[b]a) ajibel&Mogulo b)Exponental&bin
[/b]4. How many gals & boys are there in the pix?

[/quote]Answer to question No. 2
Answer: Vicky

[quote author=~vicky~]you ad who?
round gini?
pls stop daydreaming


Spoilt he goat [/quote]Why na.??

[quote author=~vicky~]shd i come ad keep u warm? [/quote]Early morning HEN! She GOAT

Vicky are you from CALABAR?

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Early morning HEN! She GOAT

Vicky are you from CALABAR?[/quote]no am from RABALAC [quote author=MOGUL.O]Answer to question No. 2
Answer: Vicky[/quote]never knew u were blind nt see d options well

[quote author=~vicky~]FROM THE DIAGRAM BELOW, IDENTIFY:

1. Which of them are sleeping?
a)donkolline b)Mogulo c)bin
2. Which of them just woke up?
A)Sutoboy b)dbrighest c)mikuz
3. Which two are twins?
[b]a) ajibel&Mogulo b)Exponental&bin
[/b]4. How many gals & boys are there in the pix?

[/quote]answer to no 2
vicky

silly girl