I fink am In Love with The PosTer. . .

~vicky~:


bush pig

wtf
okay make i begin my job: what i'm best known for

::BREAKING NEWS:::

Bill Gates has resigned as the Chairman of Microsoft after receiving a letter from Akpos.

Akpos wrote:

Dear Sir,
I have some questions to ask;

1) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

2) There is 'Start' button but nothing to Stop.

3) I have learnt MS word, when will you launch MS Sentence.

4) There is recycle bin but no rescooter bin. Why?

5) And finally a personal question.
Why is your name Gates even though you sell Windows? Lovely Morning!

say something about this pics

~vicky~:
say something about this pics

they look like ur Present BF

bunmioguns:

they look like ur Present BF

An old man owned a pond on his farm, lined with fruit trees.

One day he went there with a basket to get fruits.

On reaching, he found some young ladies swimming in the pond.

They went in deep water to shield themselves & said:

"We wont come out until u leave."

Old man: I'm not here to see u swim naked or to get u out of the pond naked. I'm here just to feed the Crocodile in the pond.

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer'sfile and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate thatyou're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved laterkilled himself with a rope around theneck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him upto dry."

There are two brothers named P-SQUARE.

They sang a song called DO ME & got IFUNAYA pregnant, so they ran to escape d TEMPTATION but their BUSY BODY could not allow
them stay, because E NO EASY.

So, they ran into DANGER till they began 2 ROLL IT until d GAME IS OVER.

They have now decided to trick BEAUTIFUL OYINYE by telling her
you must CHOP MY MONEY.
Morning all

~vicky~:
There are two brothers named P-SQUARE.

They sang a song called DO ME & got IFUNAYA pregnant, so they ran to escape d TEMPTATION but their BUSY BODY could not allow
them stay, because E NO EASY.

So, they ran into DANGER till they began 2 ROLL IT until d GAME IS OVER.

They have now decided to trick BEAUTIFUL OYINYE by telling her
you must CHOP MY MONEY.
Morning all

Ajibel: Op try small 1%

Post u wil nt post, but all u do is sit down and criticize.

Good jokes in here. OP, well done o .