ijebabe: Is she imaginary like that sexy housemate story of urs?

Harbioollah:
imaginary ke?
She real die bt only d 6th feature z absent. I always knew twill take centuries 2 get d 6tj feature

@Mynd...of course
wetin u sef dey wait 4...where z ur list??

ijebabe:
See that wrinkled fingers typing away! Werey!
Mr. Perfect! What makes you think you deserve her? Better share ur own qualities not just hers

Harbioollah:
my own qualities
I dnt want an endless list of girls aspiring 2 b my galfrnd or else i'll break king solomon's record of most wives n concubines

Harbioollah: Deluded?
By who?

Can u pls elaborate

Harbioollah: 1. She must be as tall and beautiful as Omotola Jolade

2. She must belong to the skinny girls club,ie,she must be slim

3. She must be athletic and develop an interest in sports

4. She MUST speak fluent English and possess the ability to communicate in French

5. She must have at least a Bsc Degree

6. She must be a person that would rather negotiate than fight

7. She must be a good cook like my Mother
and most importantly,

8. She Must be good in Bed

dabrake: be patient. 'Jesusess' is coming soon

Harbioollah:
even Jesuses wont meet d requirements.

@ijebabe..its called Logic.
do u mean solomon z better than me?
Shey na because im name dey bible? Watch out for the revised edition of d bible and u'll see my name z included

Harbioollah:
imaginary ke?
She real die bt only d 6th feature z absent. I always knew twill take centuries 2 get d 6tj feature

@Mynd...of course
wetin u sef dey wait 4...where z ur list??

Harbioollah: Scash n idowuogbo,make una no wori. I'll invite u guys to my wedding

@ Ijebabe..its gonna happen soon
Vision 2020

@ Mynd...small boy at 49?
U need serious deliverance

Mynd_44:
49 is small where I am from ooo. My brother got married when he was 102 and my mum said he was not yet old enough

gree-die:

is ur mum really such a good cook or does d food taste so gud cz its ur mum's

if everybody's mum be good cook, whose mum come be bad cook?

I tire o, help me ask am

gree-die:

is ur mum really such a good cook or does d food taste so gud cz its ur mum's

if everybody's mum be good cook, whose mum come be bad cook?

Harbioollah:

If ur brother got married at 102,i wonder d ages of ur uncles and parents.
But i dnt tink i ever came acoss ur family name in d guiness book of records??

Mynd_44:
We like to keep a low profile

Harbioollah: 1. She must be as tall and beautiful as Omotola Jolade

2. She must belong to the skinny girls club,ie,she must be slim

3. She must be athletic and develop an interest in sports

4. She MUST speak fluent English and possess the ability to communicate in French

5. She must have at least a Bsc Degree

6. She must be a person that would rather negotiate than fight

7. She must be a good cook like my Mother
and most importantly,

8. She Must be good in Bed