@ miggs

*singing: i still kill by akon and 50cent*

bloody!

@ SAUCE

_{unknown to saucekid, i designed the world's network system, getting the subnet gateway is as good as me giving it to you.}

*singing: i'm so hood by dj khaled*

this is very funny,

^{Why has everyone turned musician all of a sudden, does it have anything to do with the picture of the hipopotamus that kronky posted?} 

What?
are u gonna cluck instead?

Haba!!!

walia talia my guy you da campe.please give us more

singing
kerewa kerewa

do u stamp and mail the note too?

It doznt matter, just be far away.

It doznt matter, just be far away.

Dat was a good one. Its high time we give dis ladies wot they deserve. Infact i recommend you for NOBLE LAURATE award for the most outstanding writer in the world. One million GBOSAS 4 you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And datts the same Gbosa! U're gf will gv u wen u hand her the leta face to face.

@kronky
I thought i told u to leave me and ituen alone?
plz stop giving him bad ideas  

@mig
u break my heart by saying Ituen is seeing Naijagurly  
if u have forgotten, Ituen is in my bedroom

_{singing come a little bit closer by Brandy} to my sweet Ituen  

*ituen sings waznt me by shaggy*

I'm going to modify this letter A CIVILIZED WAY OF HITTING ON A GIRL and send to some of the hottest nairaland chics brownsilk, naija_cutie, diva_naija, sugar_lips.

Guys: the more letters you send in the higher the chances of winning

@tessy

i don't how am giving your so-called man krazy ideas.

if he decides to recupirate in your bedroom after an exhausting str8 9hrs with naijagurly, it aint ma fault.

he just wants to play it the way he sees his boss (kronky) play the game.

RECORDED EARLIER BY THE NAIRALAND PRESS

<sub>ituen comes out to the waiting nland press group

ladies and gentlemen!

you'll wanna know right?  ok ok ok ok ok!   chere biko nu!

i'll let you know


between naijagurly and tessybaby, honestly, i really can't choose who to stick with.

tessy takes care of the bills while naijagurly takes care of the koko.

guys, see watamean?

you need 'em both!</sub>

meanwhile, unknown to ituen, tessy had hired teadr to eliminate him if the press goes awkward

just a lil' squeeze form teadr and bullet stuck to his brain like magnet

_{can't wait to get my hands on tessy during hubby's exit consolation.}

Lmao

Hey MR dumper,
U never mentioned ur own faults. let pot not call kettle black acording to one of us
say ur own shortcomings too I know u have more than her.

djcrooky u try but dats not gud enough to check people like me






cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.

@kronk thanks for dat stuff,

got nuffin to tell ya, am not fazed by dat crap up there, am not bothered wen a myopic mind is at play

enjoy ur warped humour

kronkykay:

@tessy

i don't how am giving your so-called man krazy ideas.

if he decides to recupirate in your bedroom after an exhausting str8 9hrs with naijagurly, it aint ma fault.

he just wants to play it the way he sees his boss (kronky) play the game.

RECORDED EARLIER BY THE NAIRALAND PRESS

<sub>ituen comes out to the waiting nland press group

ladies and gentlemen!

you'll want to know right? ok ok ok ok ok! chere biko nu!

i'll let you know


between naijagurly and tessybaby, honestly, i really can't choose who to stick with.

tessy takes care of the bills while naijagurly takes care of the koko.

guys, see watamean?

you need 'em both!</sub>

meanwhile, unknown to ituen, tessy had hired teadr to eliminate him if the press goes awkward

just a little' squeeze form teadr and bullet stuck to his brain like magnet

_{can't wait to get my hands on tessy during hubby's exit consolation.}

see eh Kronky u can't spoil my day, not after the nice time i just had with ituen a few mins ago.
u are looking for my trouble oooo [sub]fastens strings and gets ready for a fight, hoping people like mig, chuxy, freezy, tope ,clem ugonna are around to help[/s

@tessy, I love that Brandy song you mentioned from her Full Moon album. One of the best love songs and sadly the next song is one of the best after-breakup songs.

CLEM

you don't have to get yourself worked up.

don't you know a joke wen you see one?

myopic mind?

hmm-hmm!

i no talk oh.

@kronky
i appreciate dat
@clem
let it go, he apologised.

Baby love:




djcrooky u try but that is not good enough to check people like me






cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.

singing
if Bleep is a crime
by tuface

hehehehehehe

No be 2face be dat o

e fit be say na single face sing am


miggy sup?

I'm kul just waiting 4 y'all to go to bed. U?

@ Suga_lips & Migines,( Esp. Suga_lips cos Migines is just a little brat not man enough to stand me)

I was expecting Seun to caution you guys before asking these questions but I have to ask now since he(Seun) has refused to control you. I'd have kept quiet since silence is the best answer for a fool but these are my questions anyway.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? because calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Though I'd not seen your ugly pics but your manner shows that. Well, every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
My dear Suga_Lips, have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
I even heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

@ Migines,

What can I say to you? Don't just know what to compare you with? You've been a windbag right from your day 1 in Nairaland and your love for women is making you sick upstairs. Here are my words for you.

You're a living proof that man can live without a brain!
You're that kind of man one would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
I guess you're not stupid; you're only possessed by a retarded ghost. By the way how did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I would have asked how old you are but I know you can't count that high and if I were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

So I'm waiting for both of you to reply, since you've chosen to draw a battle line, you guys are cockroach and I'll crush you within seconds. But I'm more matured and wouldn't engaged in any fracas with both of you. Anyway pardon me,but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn simply because I wanted to be a friend to you, something you should have grabbed as a privilege and proceed to church for thankgsgiving.

Migines, I know you are a talkative for sure, just keep talking, I believe someday you'll say something intelligent.

Have to stop here cos I'm busy now. Can I ignore you for some other time? but remember there's no vaccine against stupidity.