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Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:38am On Nov 28, 2007
uuuuhhhhh, see? it's already starting to have a hold on you. . . (shakes head at another victim of the flu) these guys never seem to learn
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by topeteadr(m): 12:44am On Nov 28, 2007
cAn , , , , , , u gIve me; *********** an xampLe . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , 0n hw i'm******** bEing, , , , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , . . . , , , , , , , , , aFFected wit dA turkEy fLu. . . . . . . , , , . . , . , , .
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:48am On Nov 28, 2007
pre flu attack post:
tope_teadr:

Lol u mean we should stop eating turkey meat, what would happen to the turkey i'm eating right now.

post flu attack posts:
tope_teadr:

SorrY dude; . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , I've g0t am antIflu, , , shieLd. . . s0 i can d0nt hv, , , , . . . . . . t0 w0rry 'bout that.
. . . . . , , , , whIch meanĀ§ i hv 2 c0ntinue, , , eatinG mY turkey. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , .

check the intensity here:
tope_teadr:

cAn , , , , , , u gIve me; *********** an xampLe . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , 0n hw i'm******** bEing, , , , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , . . . , , , , , , , , , aFFected wit dA turkEy fLu. . . . . . . , , , . . , . , , .

the first post was coherent and clear, but subsequent posts, the imbecility and senility that the flu gives had started making you make disjointed sentences, hope you can see for yourself sad, i feel so sorry for you
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by topeteadr(m): 12:55am On Nov 28, 2007
d0nt , , , , ,,,,worry, i'll be c0ming t0 eAt u t0morrow' sInce u're, , , , . . . . a tUrk of A kiNDA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , , , , , . . . . . .
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:56am On Nov 28, 2007
tope_teadr:

d0nt , , , , ,,,,worry, i'll be c0ming t0 eAt u t0morrow' sInce u're, , , , . . . . a tUrk of A kiNDA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , , , , , . . . . . .
ooohhh, you're gone bro, warned you didn't i? grin
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by topeteadr(m): 1:01am On Nov 28, 2007
g0nE; iN what kindA, , , . . . . . . . way , , , , , , , , r u tAlking 'bout. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by ituen(m): 3:08am On Nov 28, 2007
Ask im TT
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 7:33am On Nov 28, 2007
am lost
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by saucekid(m): 12:49pm On Nov 28, 2007
*slice mr turkey's head with turkey slicer and commence to prepare him for my dog chow*
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 1:04pm On Nov 28, 2007
nice idea,

let the ladies take care of the fried rice and salad

i will take care of the champange




@ mr turkey
ur are meal today
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by tessybaby(f): 2:48pm On Nov 28, 2007
how do u want it?
do u want the turkey grilled or fried?
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by kamalavida(f): 3:01pm On Nov 28, 2007
you are not serious.you are really not serious
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by saucekid(m): 3:27pm On Nov 28, 2007
grilled tastes better
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Nobody: 5:03pm On Nov 28, 2007
hi,

a man's word indeed!
2mrw, when it is time 2 settle down n u no see wife, u go begin blame witch.when u reach prophethouse, e go tell u say na ur mama dey do u meanwhile, u don 4get d HEARTS U DON BREAK.

what goes around SURELY comes around

WHAT IS D MOST DIPLOMATIC WAY OF DUMPING A GUY DEAR MR. PERFECTIONIST?

NAIRALAND GUYS JUST DEY SHOW DR SKILLS
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2007
Lmao. U're funny u knw.
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by saucekid(m): 5:22pm On Nov 28, 2007
@ abana,

we don hear ooooo i wonder who she be?? abi i know am from somewhere undecided undecided
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:33pm On Nov 28, 2007
i would love it grilled!!


with some kechup!!


that make u say uhhhhahhhh!!!

and make ur nose twich whe u smell it
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by chikibaybi(f): 8:50am On Nov 29, 2007
U NUTS MAN
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by ituen(m): 12:47pm On Nov 29, 2007
make una wait make i bring squadron and schnapps come

Party don dey here oh
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 2:08pm On Nov 29, 2007
i'm down for any party as long as i won't be an option for the refreshments grin
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 2:20pm On Nov 29, 2007
On the contrary, u'll be an option for the MAIN course.
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 2:38pm On Nov 29, 2007
Migines:

On the contrary, u'll be an option for the MAIN course.
okay, i agree, but wait I ain't gonno be eaten alone, lemme go search for some more turkeys so as to satisfy your voracious appetite if that's okay with you undecided
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 3:04pm On Nov 29, 2007
@Mr. Turkey
u are the smartest,and most intelligent turkey.
u wanna know why
because u know what u where born for
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by spottie(m): 3:44pm On Nov 29, 2007
WAIT O. SUGALIPS U FROM V.A
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 3:46pm On Nov 29, 2007
@turk
gud idea.
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by ituen(m): 4:14pm On Nov 29, 2007
shouts at turkey man

do quick go kitchen, Clemcy is waitin for you
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Cecegrace(f): 5:51pm On Nov 29, 2007
Whao!, girls have suffered alot in this Naija. Forumites is only girls they fit dump? It is possible to dump boys as well

Abi no be so?[quote][/quote]nothing goes for nothing
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by saucekid(m): 5:53pm On Nov 29, 2007
@ cece,

says what,who,where,when?? undecided undecided undecided
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 5:56pm On Nov 29, 2007
Ans: says their dreams
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 5:56pm On Nov 29, 2007
Ans: their dreams
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by saucekid(m): 5:58pm On Nov 29, 2007
@ migs
hehe grin grin grin

dreams ke
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 6:02pm On Nov 29, 2007
@kid
sure. Datt where nething can hpn.

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