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| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:26am On Nov 27, 2007 |
the duel of the century is about to commence  |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by PurestBoy(m): 12:43am On Nov 27, 2007 |
@ Mr Kronkykay, Bros, why don't you leave me alone and mind whatever business you have with these idiots. I wouldn't want us to start our own. Ok? |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by SugaLips(f): 12:55am On Nov 27, 2007 |
@PurestBoy, You've at least proven to us beyond reasonable doubt that your brain isn't capable enough of insulting people so you copy and paste from the Internet. Why am I not surprised? Isn't that why your imaginary girlfriend dumped you? PurestBoy: Like you did anything to anyone. Go suck on your boss's cock cuz we all know that's the only way he'd promote you from janitor. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Nobody: 1:04am On Nov 27, 2007 |
haba. . .why is it that every thread i go in there's fight?  people why can't we get along? because then the world wouldn't go round |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by SugaLips(f): 1:07am On Nov 27, 2007 |
When assholes like DumbestBoy just refuse to take no as an answer there's bound to be drama which I'm up and ready for. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:09am On Nov 27, 2007 |
toyinrayo:see, that's what happens when y'all insist on masticating my brethren at the slightest opportunity, it has been scientifically proven that turkey meat does sh_t to the brain (anyone heard of turkey flu?) |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Nobody: 1:16am On Nov 27, 2007 |
Mr. Turkey: lol. . sorry, but i didn't get that |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:20am On Nov 27, 2007 |
toyinrayo:okay, let me break it down for you, do not eat turkey meat or else you get infected with the perpetual agressive pro-violent urge (p.a.p.u. otherwise known as turkey flu)  |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Nobody: 1:27am On Nov 27, 2007 |
Mr. Turkey: lol. . ur not serious jo  |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:33am On Nov 27, 2007 |
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| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by PurestBoy(m): 1:38am On Nov 27, 2007 |
Suga_Lips: Lol, "which one is copy and paste from the internet?" Get off the net if you've got nothing else to say instead of trying to turn it all over. Mind you, I dumped my ex when I caught her creeping, I did the dumping and not she. Just don't dare me, I'll trash you the way I'll be trashing Sevilla later today. What about that? Isn't that cool? |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:43am On Nov 27, 2007 |
PurestBoy:musing to myself (if somebody was satisfactorily trashing someone, then maybe someone might not have been creeping) |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by SugaLips(f): 4:54am On Nov 27, 2007 |
PurestBoy: Bitch check out where you got the insults from http://www.jokejam.com/insults_jokes.htm So you caught your imaginary girlfriend cheating on you with your imaginary best friend? Are you done crying out your eyes yet? Well he could satisfy her a lot better that you could sexually. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Pepeye(f): 7:48am On Nov 27, 2007 |
Methinks the poster has got a distorted sense of humour |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by ozigbo(m): 8:33am On Nov 27, 2007 |
buy her a car and tal her that it is over end of story. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 8:51am On Nov 27, 2007 |
@purestboy lmao wipe ur tears i d!Ssed u so bad din i?. u're even much more dumber than i tot. bout maturity, ur username says it all. I had the tym to google almost all ur "questions" and i waz definitely not surprised. Asking me wat i think of the human race sounds lyk " i'm from earth where the fck re u 4rm" or doz ur sorry a$$ not knw anything bout originality? I wuld av continued but i can c u're already reporting me to yo momma and i definitely wunt want the fat dumb b!tch anywhere near my door, i just got it fixed. So Wen u're man enuf to make xtra effort and squeez out a few words 4rm dat vacuum of urs, i'll be online. On a more serious not brova, i sincerely hope dat 1 day, u'll find that missing knot. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 8:52am On Nov 27, 2007 |
@purestboy lmao wipe ur tears i d!Ssed u so bad din i?. u're even much more dumber than i tot. bout maturity, ur username says it all. I had the tym to google almost all ur "questions" and i waz definitely not surprised. Asking me wat i think of the human race sounds lyk " i'm from earth where the fck re u 4rm" or doz ur sorry a$$ not knw anything bout originality? I wuld av continued but i can c u're already reporting me to yo momma and i definitely wunt want the fat dumb b!tch anywhere near my door, i just got it fixed. So Wen u're man enuf to make xtra effort and squeez out a few words 4rm dat vacuum of urs, i'll be online. On a more serious not brova, i sincerely hope dat 1 day, u'll find that missing knot. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 9:50am On Nov 27, 2007 |
singing if i Bleep u, u Bleep me man no go vex step on the mattrass man no go vex by p square |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by kronkykay(m): 10:42am On Nov 27, 2007 |
i just cant believe that a leprechaun like purestboy can still come online to show his ugly battered face. wanna start sumthing with me? wat a funny world! if your mother hadn't chewed up my condom, this retarded mistake wouldn't have been typing here. go 7cuk yourself. @miggy sorry man connectn went off y'day sup with clem? haven't seen her around. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 10:46am On Nov 27, 2007 |
why is it that when i write f**k it changes to mess |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 10:47am On Nov 27, 2007 |
eg i wanna spell f**k in full Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep it would change to mess |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by kronkykay(m): 10:50am On Nov 27, 2007 |
hey suga why yu wasting you on a redondo? @dj crooky 7uck! doesn't it serve the same purpose? it's the site programming to blot out all vulgar words you can think of. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Migines(m): 10:52am On Nov 27, 2007 |
@djcrooky its been programed to change words lyk fuc!<, d!C!< datts why users always modify them. But, u wunt get bleeped by writing fucking. U'll get away wit d two. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 11:43am On Nov 27, 2007 |
ohhh f**k amd mess to not meaning alike |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by ravenzord(m): 12:00pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
@ migines;:is it find ur knot or find ur nut? |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by SugaLips(f): 4:28pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
@dj, You can say Bleep, Zap, Bleep or mess. Fucking still works aiit. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 10:22pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
thank u now i can say Zap you with ease |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by topeteadr(m): 11:52pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
Wtf is going on here. Can someone xplain to me pls. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:03am On Nov 28, 2007 |
tope_teadr:everyone in da thread (that is exceptin me though )has been infected with perpetual agressive pro-violent urge (p.a.p.u. otherwise known as turkey flu). it twists brain cells and renders the victim a numbskull incapable of reasonit comes from devouring turkey meat |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by topeteadr(m): 12:07am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Lol u mean we should stop eating turkey meat, what would happen to the turkey i'm eating right now. |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:21am On Nov 28, 2007 |
then i'm afraid you just gonno end up falling a victim to the flu , you gat like six hours and counting. . .  |
| Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by topeteadr(m): 12:31am On Nov 28, 2007 |
SorrY dude; . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , I've g0t am antIflu, , , shieLd. . . s0 i can d0nt hv, , , , . . . . . . t0 w0rry 'bout that. . . . . . , , , , whIch mean§ i hv 2 c0ntinue, , , eatinG mY turkey. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , . |
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