This is real dudes.
I'm catholic, I was in pry 1.
Went to church and reverend father had an alsatian dog.- huge.
He usually gave d dog commands like- 'sit', 'down', 'run',etc.
So in my little mind, I believed the dog understood good English.
On this particular Sunday,I left the church to drink some water from the tap in the Reverend's place( behind the church).
I guess the dog was in a bad mood.it chased me around the church compound till I got tired.
Finally, I got tired and fell. The dog stood over me and was whining....grRrrrr.
All I could do was postrate and beg the dog.....'please, forgive me, I'm a member of this church'.lolz.
In my lil mind, I tot since it belonged to the revs, it was chasing mw because it tot I was Ŋφτ̲̅ catholic like its owner.
So I started making the sign of the cross and murmuring...'I'm a member of this church, I won't leave the service again'.
It turned and left.! For two years, I tot it understood. And true to my promise, I nvr left the church until mass was finished.!
Kids can be silly.

lol...............

Hahahahaha very funny jeffizy

Lol

2012! Who brought this post back. Lol

Akika!

jeffizy:
This is real dudes.
I'm catholic, I was in pry 1.
Went to church and reverend father had an alsatian dog.- huge.
He usually gave d dog commands like- 'sit', 'down', 'run',etc.
So in my little mind, I believed the dog understood good English.
On this particular Sunday,I left the church to drink some water from the tap in the Reverend's place( behind the church).
I guess the dog was in a bad mood.it chased me around the church compound till I got tired.
Finally, I got tired and fell. The dog stood over me and was whining....grRrrrr.
All I could do was postrate and beg the dog.....'please, forgive me, I'm a member of this church'.lolz.
In my lil mind, I tot since it belonged to the revs, it was chasing mw because it tot I was Ŋφτ̲̅ catholic like its owner.
So I started making the sign of the cross and murmuring...'I'm a member of this church, I won't leave the service again'.
It turned and left.! For two years, I tot it understood. And true to my promise, I nvr left the church until mass was finished.!
Kids can be silly.

from 2012.. still very funny.. lmao

miremoses:
2012! Who brought this post back. Lol

na me o no vex bros e funny I need to laff put

This got me really laughing out loud.

Got my ribs crack. Lala and Seun, FP material don set

Funny how y'all missed this topic for 5 years and 5 months.
Happy you all had a good laugh.
Still live with a phobia for dogs from then till this very moment.

Lol, kinda funny