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Only In 9ja by trigar12(m): 3:08pm On Jun 14, 2012
;DOnly Nigerians;
1)Check d expiry date of Gala after eating it
2)Go to Church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence)
3) Update on BBM "about to cross" , get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
4) Say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5)Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match
6) Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles
7) Wear sunshades @ night
cool Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blonding
9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
10) Wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius
11) Call a fat Hausa Man
"alhaji" and a thin one
"aboki"
12) Travel to China for 2days and come back with a british
accent.
People,
Add yours! ;DOnly Nigerians;
1)Check d expiry date of Gala after eating it
2)Go to Church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence)
3) Update on BBM "about to cross" , get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
4) Say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5)Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match
6) Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles
7) Wear sunshades @ night
cool Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blonding
9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
10) Wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius
11) Call a fat Hausa Man
"alhaji" and a thin one
"aboki"
12) Travel to China for 2days and come back with a british
accent.
People,
Add yours!

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