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Things Sleep Can Make You Do by mukina2: 9:48am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Miss your Final Exam Give your friend/sibling permission to take whatever Wear bathroom slippers to work Leave doors and windows open Put eba inside water instead of soup Throw Away Money in Place of Paper fall from a bunk add yours . . 1 Like |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Emperoh(m): 10:02am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Hold ur sister thinking she was ur girl friend 8 Likes |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by honeric01(m): 10:09am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Snore very wild and loud in the library Urinate in the kitchen Sleep inside a washing machine Fall from the chair in the church while preaching is going on. Sleep in traffic with heat and horns blowing everywhere. 6 Likes |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by sholay2011(m): 10:19am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Makes me: say things am nt supposed to say. Stroll into d nxt rum nd comfortably lie down on a bed tinkin it's mine...tinkin am in my rum... Dream of me chasing masquerades...trust me...nt vice versa... To b prepared for serious jacking...lol...skul tinz... Receive a call amidst it in d evening nd grting d oda persn.' gud mrning, hw was ur nyte?'. Know d wonders of God...hw close one cud b to death nd stil wake up to lyf saying all izz well. |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by bright007(f): 10:26am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Walking on d road while sleeping Farting while sleeping Leave ur private organs exposed 1 Like |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Mutee: 10:36am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Kick someone in the dream to wake up after receiving a hot slap to find out it's your mum you just kicked in real life. Lmao, trust me my bro did it but it wasn't funny at all. 3 Likes |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by FILEBE(m): 10:37am On Jun 15, 2012 |
I was expecting to see a medical explanation sef. * logs out * |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Toppie2(f): 10:39am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Dz thread rminds me of a story i heard smtyms ago. A guy has an exam 8am buh woke up around 9.30am due 2 nyt reading....imedia8ly he woke up nd realised he was late 4 d exam he jst jumpd out of d bed and startd running 2 d hall wth hs pyjamas nd bathroom slippers....every1 dat saw hm runing thot he was mad nd decided 2 run afta hm shouting: 'hey hold dat mad man don't let hm go' d suposd mad man was also shouting'ar u ppl crazy am nt mad, let go of me' i was told all d cleaners (old women)around jst started crying nd wailing 'ah! ikunle o' they got hold of d poor guy, tied nd 2k hm 2 d health centre 4 treatment.......hmmmm...am jst thinking if i were hm, i wud jst pretend 2 b mad av kukuma misd d exam, nd its jst 4 d doctor 2 gv me a medical report 2 tender as an excuse 11 Likes |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Nobody: 10:41am On Jun 15, 2012 |
. . makes u dream ! |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by fingard02k(m): 10:47am On Jun 15, 2012 |
nonsense SMH |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Montalo(m): 10:50am On Jun 15, 2012 |
U wouldnt knw wen d bus passes ur bus-stop, cos u wia dozin. 1 Like |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by EASY39(m): 10:54am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Toppié2: Dz thread rminds me of a story i heard smtyms ago. A guy has an exam 8am buh woke up around 9.30am due 2 nyt reading....imedia8ly he woke up nd realised he was late 4 d exam he jst jumpd out of d bed and startd running 2 d hall wth hs pyjamas nd bathroom slippers....every1 dat saw hm runing thot he was mad nd decided 2 run afta hm shouting: 'hey hold dat mad man don't let hm go' d suposd mad man was also shouting'ar u ppl crazy am nt mad, let go of me' i was told all d cleaners (old women)around jst started crying nd wailing 'ah! ikunle o' they got hold of d poor guy, tied nd 2k hm 2 d health centre 4 treatment.......hmmmm...am jst thinking if i were hm, i wud jst pretend 2 b mad av kukuma misd d exam, nd its jst 4 d doctor 2 gv me a medical report 2 tender as an excuse |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by zangiff(m): 10:55am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Sleep |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by tellwisdom: 10:59am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Sleep makes me presses mukiyansh's boobsss |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by purefella(m): 11:15am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Signed a 20k check for my sister when i was sleeping and saw debit alert on my phone when i wake up , the gal nah bad gal |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Mutee: 11:19am On Jun 15, 2012 |
FILEBE: I was expecting to see a medical explanation sef. * logs out * Ask Google na. |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by destnychyld: 11:21am On Jun 15, 2012 |
mukina2: Miss your Final Examlate to church on your wedding day late to church on ur wedding day..lol fall from a bunk add yours |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Koolking(m): 11:23am On Jun 15, 2012 |
[quote author=mukina2] Give your friend/sibling permission to take whatever Very common |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by mummy3(f): 11:25am On Jun 15, 2012 |
190: Must you comment? Since you don’t have anything to contribute, why not walk pass. Mtwwwwwb Nairaland doesn’t pick topics for their front page, the drop the topic the way it comes, any topic can fall on the front page. Kapish? 2 Likes |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by AdeniyiA(m): 11:33am On Jun 15, 2012 |
190: and how did this rasclatt joke make the front page of NLgot right not to read it or comment. pls post ur own n let it make front page. abi na offence?... abeg! 1 Like |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by buchai: 11:36am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Makes one lose job, score goals lk messi, spk in tongues etc. |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by mummy3(f): 11:37am On Jun 15, 2012 |
190: and how did this rasclatt joke make the front page of NL Must you comment? Since you don’t have anything to contribute, why not walk pass. Mtwwwwwb Nairaland doesn’t pick topics for their front page, the drop the topic the way it comes, any topic can fall on the front page. Kapish? 1 Like |
Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by kheart(m): 11:42am On Jun 15, 2012 |
Make me hate jackin cos wenever i hold buk it says 'u no reach'. 1 Like |
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