Then men in your village must be giants. If a man of 6.3" is termed to be short.

I wan sell one of my properties for Bahamas to buy you ring of $2.5m. You want abi you no want?

Goldieluks: Gentleman no dey your blood atall. Na so dem take dey propose for your village? I never even gree to date you, you wan go buy ring as if na that one go make me change my mind. No I no gree.

For my village, we no dey date woman. We dey buy them straight up. Na for auction marketi take buy 3 of my previous wives and na highest bidder takes all I wan use buy you too.

I tink say you say you wan vamoose from here? abeg barman! give am 2 litres of alomo plus bush meat

who wan collect credit? abeg no insult me oh jare!

na pounds or na yuan you wan make i take pay you? Nansence!

abeg waka jor! you keep pounds with me? na ghana cedis i go take pay you.

Na who dey fight for my bar this early morning?

no be dat goldieluks!

I go wash my 3rd wife pant and bra.

So you dey wash pant and bra??
I don jam husband-house-boy.

Na Golden Pant and Diamond pants. Both worth over $3m each.

^^^steals pant and bra!

Na soldiers dey guide am when we wash am.

hmmm romantic beer parlour Indeed.

Goldieluks: This bar don close . Very good!

Na you wan close am?

Bar man can i have one bottle of Alomo and a plate nkwobi please

luizworld: Bar man can i have one bottle of Alomo and a plate nkwobi please

Who you dey follow talk? I sure say no be me. You no see say na strictly pigin english we dey speak for here?

no be the shark carry you come too?

If I wash my wife panties and drink d water, wetin be your own? i do bad?

acidtalk:

Who you dey follow talk? I sure say no be me. You no see say na strictly pigin english we dey speak for here?

Bros no vex oo. I no Know say na quarell I find
Abeg you get cold Alomo for here

Goldieluks: Where that big-headed short man when get this beer parlor?
Abi una don pack?

Right behind you love.
Was just admiring your Ikebe since.

Goldieluks: I no dey drink pure water na. Na mouth them take dey marry for your village?? By the way, I no fit date person like you, you too short for my liking. Ayam taken ooh jare!

this guys heart fit break after hearing this