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| Obj's Clock by dafman(m): 5:46pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan… |
| Re: Obj's Clock by diddy4(m): 9:44pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
damn, that guy is a lying bastard.  |
| Re: Obj's Clock by tolutope(m): 6:42am On Apr 04, 2006 |
this is d best joke ever, jesssuusss  :Dmeeeenn, its the bombbb |
| Re: Obj's Clock by micklplus(m): 8:21am On Apr 04, 2006 |
its been cracked before in this forum. cheers ! |
| Re: Obj's Clock by ojd(m): 12:12am On Apr 05, 2006 |
@ micklplus Pls if u've got nothing else to say other than - micklplus:I guess you can just do with saying nothing and let the humour flow |
| Re: Obj's Clock by larger20(m): 4:56pm On Apr 05, 2006 |
OMG, ceiling fan, i am dying here LOL |
| Re: Obj's Clock by dafman(m): 4:03pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
The rate at which he's going the coil of the fan would burn soon |
| Re: Obj's Clock by oscarwodo(m): 5:13pm On Apr 30, 2006 |
dats is a lie cos stella can never be in haven |
| Re: Obj's Clock by diddy4(m): 5:54pm On Apr 30, 2006 |
oscarwodo: and who the Bleep are you to judge? |
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