A man came back from Church one day, greeted his wife and lifted her up.

He carried her around the house.

The wife was so happy and surprised, and then she asked "Did the pastor preach about being romantic?"

The man said "No, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows."








A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner,

Walks up to him and hands him menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me

a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and Order from

there."



A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and

picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table And hands it to him.



The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. Ah,

yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes."



Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and

tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened.

The blind man eats and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly

brings him a menu again.

Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork." The owner

retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.



After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll

take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing

around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the Next time the blind

man comes in he's going to test him.



He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming

and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Gladys, Rub this fork on

your panties before I take it to the blind man." Gladys complies and

hands her husband the fork.



As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and

waiting.

Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your fork

ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, "Hey, I

didn't know Gladys worked here!!!

D 2nd 1 is hilariously not funny the joke is not worth the length and i've seen the 1st.
Nice work tho.

D first is funny, dint get d 2nd tho

off course she works here, uses her kondo to clean the gaddamn forks

@Clem,
have u tried that b4. _{Its so sad miggy never knew all this while}

Nice work bro, though too long for a joke

SEEEEEEEEEN IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

saucekid:



SEEEEEEEEEN IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

so?

lmao . . . they r both funny
but how come mingines, ituen n saucekid never stop fighting

He disrespected his wife by telling her rub her kini on a Bleep small wonder she's been laid by a blind man

Femi Obaleye if you can see this pls hit me up. it me Hassan Rasheed

I heard you're hold up somewhere in UK.

For you folks in nairaland i bumped into by accident and want say thumb up proud to be a Nigerian