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Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by shinystar(m): 7:34pm On Jul 13, 2012
It is the same with women down there. Never think another woman's sexual organ is better than that of your wife. I have never recovered from that wisdom.

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Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Caracta(f): 7:41pm On Jul 13, 2012
Let go of the baggage from your past relationships.
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Caracta(f): 7:51pm On Jul 13, 2012
Food works wonders in a man. Never punish him with food

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Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jul 13, 2012
Caracta: Food works wonders in a man.
What if the man can cook? Duh!
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jul 13, 2012
Dont chase him.
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Caracta(f): 8:18pm On Jul 13, 2012
sexkillz:
What if the man can cook? Duh!

Better for the woman. LOL
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2012
how come miss caracta was not included on the fine girls of NL thread? I would have voted for her with my hands and feet sef
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by freecocoa(f): 8:21pm On Jul 13, 2012
MsDarkSkin: Dont chase him.

Don't chase him as in?
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:21pm On Jul 13, 2012
davidylan: how come miss caracta was not included on the fine girls of NL thread? I would have voted for her with my hands and feet sef
Is dat y we hia?
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jul 13, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Is dat y we hia?

I'm sorry ma.

@ thread - marry your best friend!
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Roland17(m): 8:29pm On Jul 13, 2012
"A Woman is like an Antelop a hunter is chasing, after trapping the Antelop, she becomes the Lioness that chases the man for life"

"The heart of a Woman is as deep as the depths of the ocean to hide secrets"

"No matter the situation, always treat a Woman with Kindness, because a Woman gave birth to you"

"Love is never enough to keep a relationship"
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by kandiikane(m): 8:32pm On Jul 13, 2012
Davidylan, don't make me jealous oo.
Ehn I have been told I turn evil when I starting looking green.

*stroking faces* don't make me jealous.
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jul 13, 2012
kandiikane: Davidylan, don't make me jealous oo.
Ehn I have been told I turn evil when I starting looking green.

*stroking faces* don't make me jealous.



shocked shocked grin My wife you dey hia so? Abeg no vex oh, i was just acknowledging the goodness of the Lord.
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Caracta(f): 8:40pm On Jul 13, 2012
Roland17: "A Woman is like an Antelop a hunter is chasing, after trapping the Antelop, she becomes the Lioness that chases the man for life"

"The heart of a Woman is as deep as the depths of the ocean to hide secrets"

"No matter the situation, always treat a Woman with Kindness, because a Woman gave birth to you"

"Love is never enough to keep a relationship"

So true. Love isn't enough...it has a deep meaning.
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by kandiikane(m): 8:41pm On Jul 13, 2012
Ehn, me I'm just saying oo. You are acknowledging the lord's other works whilst the one he made for you(me) has been waiting for you to perform duties since wedding night.

I don't want to spoil your fine face oo. tongue
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by dabrake(m): 8:46pm On Jul 13, 2012
If you love her, don't sleep with her.
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:51pm On Jul 13, 2012
dabrake: If you love her, don't sleep with her.

Hahahahaha....

Na megida go butcher am for u

Dey dia!
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by adebabs21(f): 8:54pm On Jul 13, 2012
Tell him about your past
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by freecocoa(f): 8:54pm On Jul 13, 2012
dabrake: If you love her, don't sleep with her.
Who gave you this advice?

Hope say no be man o,cos he maybe sleeping with her on your behalf.cheesy
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jul 13, 2012
kandiikane: Ehn, me I'm just saying oo. You are acknowledging the lord's other works whilst the one he made for you(me) has been waiting for you to perform duties since wedding night.

I don't want to spoil your fine face oo. tongue

lol i'm on my way... just be patient. grin How dare i leave the Lord's own gift for me? lai lai
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by freecocoa(f): 8:55pm On Jul 13, 2012
adebabs21: Tell him about your past
So that what will happen?
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by swtchicgurl: 8:59pm On Jul 13, 2012
dabrake: [size=20pt]If you love her, don't sleep with her.[/size]

the best advice so far! cool
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Idowuogbo(f): 9:03pm On Jul 13, 2012
adebabs21: Tell him about your past

He ask u? Yanga dey sleep trouble wake am!
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by kandiikane(m): 9:05pm On Jul 13, 2012
davidylan:

lol i'm on my way... just be patient. grin How dare i leave the Lord's own gift for me? lai lai

Lol. grin grin
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Pimples(m): 9:43pm On Jul 13, 2012
While waiting to pick up a friend
at the airport in Portland,
Oregon, I had one of those life-
changing experiences that you
hear other people talk about —
the kind that sneaks up on you
unexpectedly. This one occurred
a mere two feet away from me.
Straining to locate my friend
among the passengers deplaning
through the jet way, I noticed a
man coming toward me carrying
two light bags. He stopped right
next to me to greet his family.
First he motioned to his youngest
son (maybe six years old) as he
laid down his bags. They gave
each other a long, loving hug. As
they separated enough to look
in each other’s face, I heard the
father say, “It’s so good to see
you, son. I missed you so much!”
His son smiled somewhat shyly,
averted his eyes and replied
softly, “Me, too, Dad!”
Then the man stood up, gazed in
the eyes of his oldest son (maybe
nine or ten) and while cupping
his son’s face in his hands said,
“You’re already quite the young
man. I love you very much,
Zach!” They too hugged a most
loving, tender hug.
While this was happening, a baby
girl (perhaps one or one-and-a-
half) was squirming excitedly in
her mother’s arms, never once
taking her little eyes off the
wonderful sight of her returning
father. The man said, “Hi, baby
girl!” as he gently took the child
from her mother. He quickly
kissed her face all over and then
held her close to his chest while
rocking her from side to side.
The little girl instantly relaxed
and simply laid her head on his
shoulder, motionless in pure
contentment.
After several moments, he
handed his daughter to his
oldest son and declared, “I’ve
saved the best for last!” and
proceeded to give his wife the
longest, most passionate kiss I
ever remember seeing. He gazed
into her eyes for several seconds
and then silently mouthed. “I
love you so much!” They stared
at each other’s eyes, beaming big
smiles at one another, while
holding both hands.
For an instant they reminded me
of newlyweds, but I knew by the
age of their kids that they
couldn’t possibly be. I puzzled
about it for a moment then
realized how totally engrossed I
was in the wonderful display of
unconditional love not more
than an arm’s length away from
me. I suddenly felt
uncomfortable, as if I was
invading something sacred, but
was amazed to hear my own
voice nervously ask, “Wow! How
long have you two been
married?
“Been together fourteen years
total, married twelve of those.”
he replied, without breaking his
gaze from his lovely wife’s face.
“Well then, how long have you
been away?” I asked. The man
finally turned and looked at me,
still beaming his joyous smile.
“Two whole days!”
Two days? I was stunned. By the
intensity of the greeting, I had
assumed he’d been gone for at
least several weeks – if not
months. I know my expression
betrayed me.
I said almost offhandedly, hoping
to end my intrusion with some
semblance of grace (and to get
back to searching for my friend),
“I hope my marriage is still that
passionate after twelve years!”
The man suddenly stopped
smiling.
He looked me straight in the eye,
and with forcefulness that
burned right into my soul, he
told me something that left me a
different person. He told me,
“Don’t hope, friend… decide!”
Then he flashed me his
wonderful smile again, shook my
hand and said, “God bless!”
- By Michael D. Hargrove and
Bottom Line Underwriters, Inc.
Copyright 1997
Share it Dear with your Friends

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Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Tyche(m): 10:03pm On Jul 13, 2012
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Sure! I will ...
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Soflex(m): 10:07pm On Jul 13, 2012
don't quickly believe everything u hear or see

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Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Caracta(f): 10:11pm On Jul 13, 2012
@pimples, i'm touched!

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Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by cog1: 10:17pm On Jul 13, 2012
Best advice I got;Shine your eyes!
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:36pm On Jul 13, 2012
mine is if ur galfriend no de do u well away by VIP 4rm Ghana
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Caracta(f): 10:41pm On Jul 13, 2012
Never leave your partner, especially in a 'fire'
Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:47pm On Jul 13, 2012
ITbomb: Fhuck her befors Uche does
You never know say Uche go buy that home theater because of her so that she go come dey watch movie for him house
...and I did.
I hope its nt my Uche u are talking about ? Cus de gal I f**k de oda day after watching spartacus 2gether with mojo de like de gal u are talking about

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