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Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:28pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table having dinner with her dad, cellphone rings, dad said excuse and went outside and talked for a few minutes, comes back and continues his meal, 3yr old said dad i have something 2 tell u, dad slap her n yelled… how many tymes i tell u not 2 talk while eating? ten mins later dinner finished dad ask… what were u saying? 3yr old said, while u were on the 4ne… the cat pissed in ur food..... |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:30pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
There are three TYPES of LOVE. *Infatuation, *love of family, * love of your spouse . . . . Infatuation, most commonly known as "Puppy Love", is basically love at first sight. Infatuation can be the beginning of a future spouse love. Though most often infatuation doesn't amount to much. Love of family is loving your mother and father, and any siblings you may have. You want to protect them, watch over them, and fill their lives with an unbounding joy. The parents have an innermost feeling for their children, which in my case, they express everyday. Love of your spouse means loving someone you are married to. Whether husband or wife, you support your spouse with a deep modesty, and you treat them with great respect. Okay, so I told you the three types of love. But I still haven't told you what love is. I told you a definition, a heart to heart conversation, but does that tell you much? No. So, I will put it straight. Love means to care, to protect, to watch over, to pray for, to make sure the loved person is happy. But to tell you the truth, those are all parts of love. Not love itself. So, I will tell you what I think of love. Love has a meaning, but we will never know. Many philosophers have tried, but all their attempts have failed. Every single one of them! Love is actually never the same thing. Your destiny, your future path, what you choose to do, that all determines what love is. Love is never the same, you make up the meaning of love by how you choose to use it. |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:34pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
3 Things to Govern: Temper, Tongue, and Conduct. 3 Things to Cultivate: Courage, Gentleness, and Humility. 3 Things to Commend: Thrift, Industry, and Promptness. 3 Things to Despise: Cruelty, Arrogance, and Ingratitude. 3 Things to Admire: Dignity, Intellectual Power, and Graciousness. 3 Things to Give: Help to the Needy, Comfort to the Sad, and Appreciation to the Worthy |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:57pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
ONE NIGHT 3 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT THEY COULD HAVE A RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WOULD BE READY BY THAT TIME.ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN FOR THE TEST. THE DEAN SAID THAT THERE WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH A TOTAL OF 100 MARKS: * MID SEMESTER EXAMINATION INSTRUCTIONS: 1. All questions are compulsory. 2. Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark. Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 Marks) Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----- (30 Marks) Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre. ------ (20Marks) Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- (28 marks) |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Dhelake: 6:03pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Phizzie555: A blind man went into a restaraunt.LWTMB 4 here o!!! |
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