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Hair wey people dey find..... Being hairy is cool 4 guys....

Abi u ve tried and no reasonable man wants 2 marry u...

Nawaoo.. I be like say na only strange looking full 2day.. From carrot 2 yam.. Next will b paw paw.

1. U re the impregnantor ;D1.
2.Kill the child nd face eternal damnation.
3. Allow the girl 2 give birth nd u become a father which u re not ready

MY ADVICE...


Prepare 2 b a father. By november u will b a daddy.. Rmb 2 invite me nd other nairalanders 4 ur child naming ceremony.. I like orijin die, keep one cartoon 4 me

I heard that if u say fayose near buhari he will get shocked.. According 2 d rumour he has banned all his botty lickers from mentioning d name.... The last tym he came 4 campaign someone mentioned the name nd our dear buhari almost fell frm d stage....

Wedding day and the day I will ve my first CHILD

ffk na real man...... But come 2 think of it.. Y is it that ugly men in Nigerias politics acts ugly. #team fine young politician#

buchilino:
my brother i have always been saying it, PDP N APC, r d same. it just pains me 2 c some people from d SW region all saying CHANGE, while d truth is dat we r just being manipulated n deceived by these politicians, they laugh at our faces n make fun of us. wat a pity. come 2 think of it all those soldiers being killed at NE region, i have neva heard dat a soldier related to them or bearing d name buhari, Jonathan, tinubu, fashola, amaechi etc was sent there 2 fight.

. U ve said it all..

PDP and APC re one nd d same thing.. Fget abt d party vote 4 d individual u like... As 4 me nd my community.. We will vote 4 GEJ.. We gat no better option

I ve said this b4 nd am saying it again.. Pdp nd APC is the same thing.. Just vote 4 d individual u like fget abt d party.. As 4 me nd my community we re voting 4 GEJ

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Any time I c guys carrying there gf or wives I get jealous cause mine it will take my whole family plus d groom men 2 atleast lift her up.. Hml bro

They ve seen d true lyt... Ur sins re fgiven......

Its so obvious that this man needs rest..... Even if one of his aides writes what he will say he won't even have d strength 2 read it.......

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Game over for pa buhari.... I wish him well as he goes back 2 his cattles .. Maybe they will make him president cattle rearing association.. I just pray they won't ask 4 any certificate

In pete edochies voice '' my son make money nd none of this reasons will come up"

hmmm

Ok

mayorchelsea:
got me laughing like I've never laughed before

cbrass:
Do you want to give the devil a chance before ni

nooo.. D gal dey always show her self

naijaobi:
lool..akpa amu..i don finally catch you

lol..

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Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

I don b 4 APC... Confused people.. Just check out there followers confused set of people..

The list can't b complete without NIGERIAN GIRLS topping the list

Hmmmm.. My own lies badooo... My mum once saw me wen I was young in a bar drinking... On sighting ma mum I left d bar nd quickly rushed home nd changed ma cloth.. Wen she came back home she was so furious but I denied that I was d person she saw.. Infact I told her that I ve been sleeping since morning nd my brothers corroborated my story.... She apologised to me nd left.. Up till 2day she's still confused abt dat day.

That's good...

#team bayelsa campus.
#imadeit
#19thscreeningdate

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