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Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by tosyne2much(m): 5:54pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Despite the fact that I'm a dude, these are the things I noticed about ladies who are of marriageable age especially the ones who are really serious about it Note : I'm not trying to generalize ooooo b4 some people will start raining curses on me or tear me to pieces Just grab your vaseline and read before dropping comment Here I go Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands 1. Attending Church Programmes Regularly My research has made me realize that many ladies looking forward to marriage resort to attending church programmes regularly. I know many of them in my church who started attending programmes because of their marital status & the moment they finally accomplish their mission, BYE BYE to the church . I don't know if you have also noticed this. When the clock of a lady is fast ticking, she would resort to attending church programmes regularly (NOT all though) because that is where MANY of them run to 2. Joining A Unit In The Church Joining a unit in churches is another thing they do after attending regular programmes simply because they believe it might increase their chances of being wooed by broda Emmanuel or brother Desmond 3 They Avoid Wearing Foam bras & Pants I once stumbled upon a thread created by a lady urging her fellow ladies to give foam padded bra and pant a trial.. Ladies of marriageable age who are reasonable wouldn't do this because they know the consequences or implications of creating an illusion 4. They Barely Bash Unlike teenagers who will measure the weight of your bank account by the trouser you are wearing, a marriageable lady isn't judgemental by the BOLD 5 or Ipad you are holding, she will still give you attention & will try to know more about you because she more concerned about what you are going to offer than the Ipad or Bold 5 that many young ladies are freaked about 5. They Start Becoming Nice I don't need you to believe this. Many young ladies who are not of marriageable age seem to be so rude in their mode of talking to the male folks. When age is not on the side of a lady, she will swallow her pride & will probably become nice to people even 6. Their Mentality Changes They are no longer freaked about cars and perishable parameters anymore, therefore, they start to reason on how to be the house man of their desireble man, not minding if he's rich or still hustling 7. They Become So Caring I'm not saying the young one are NOT caring ooo, what I'm trying to saying is that, when a lady is of marriageable age and NO man is coming forth, she starts becoming. Caring to any man that comes her way, even if you are young or older than her 8. They Reduce The Excessive Application Of Make-Ups If you have noticed this. They tend to minimize the exccessive application of make-up unlike young ones who paint their faces as if it is drawing book Feel free to Add yours Written by : Tosyne2much Source: http://tosyne2much..com 113 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by 9iceboi(m): 5:54pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance" 252 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
9 they join prayer warriors changing all prayer points to personal ones 10 they attend all marriage seminars ten points don complete 43 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Princecalm(m): 5:58pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
They stop dressing nude. 25 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
lol some r true sha 4 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by englishmart(m): 6:04pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
they join church choir. Singing and dancing with fake voice and high heeled shoes. They start dialling unknown numbers trying their lucks 44 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by chimerase2: 6:05pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
If i talk nw dorlaphoh20 go talk say i dey lie |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by thiefnubu(m): 6:09pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice 1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status... 2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap 3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc 4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps' 5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN 233 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by tosyne2much(m): 6:10pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Tinubu:ogbeni modify that thing sharp sharp 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by DesChyko: 6:10pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
So what? Necessity is the mother of invention. |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
tosyne2much:bro na the holy spirit revealed that to me ,thou shall not laugh |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by chibwike(m): 6:12pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Unibenstudent:you get sense so? 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
chibwike:I go bite ur ear Mr chibwike. |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 6:15pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
chimerase2:chai if you talk true i no go call am lie ooooo |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by chibwike(m): 6:15pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Unibenstudent:i tot we were done with that issue..why bringing it back |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Truckpusher(m): 6:15pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Truckpusher(m): 6:17pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
I keep waiting for the day that Tosyn would be mobbed by the ladies and given the beating of his life. 21 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Maamin(m): 6:29pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
They start to attend Shilohs here and there.. 12 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by UnknownT: 6:53pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
They start attending pastor Chris Ojigbani's "SINGLES AND MARRIED" programmes. In case, he has a programme on January 30th and February 1st in port Harcourt. Venue is Civic center 15 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
tosyne2much:nice one tosyne 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by shumuel(m): 7:00pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Lol, them plenty for my hand, they are truely nice and would always want to form Pro-Councelors, tring to councel you all the time on every topic raised, they agree to everything you say and are used in saying '' So true '' to everything you post or to your comments, Ladies! you just gat to love them, so predictable 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Kolade354(m): 7:03pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Hmmmmm make i go rush tell that aunty wey dey for my next room to start going to church cos she like dick pass money. 1 Like |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
They stop wearing trousers they r usually flat chested(don't knw why) They are unsually respectful They are close to their pastors or guardian 8 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Tinubu:ladies have suffered in ya hand If someone told me you and tosyne will later become friends I would doubt it 2 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Dahjhi: 7:28pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
TRUE |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by thiefnubu(m): 7:29pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Bisolarh: We are not exactly friends.... But we are not and never have been enemies either 1 Like |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by tosyne2much(m): 7:30pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
funmilayoB:wooooow !!! How did you carry out ur research ? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Beennkumar(m): 7:35pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach." Source: The Bible. Hilarious scripture though. 32 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Youngpo413: 7:35pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
funmilayoB:coming from a lady 3 Likes |
Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by okotv(m): 7:36pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
tosyne2much....be careful cause ladies are not smiling. They might plan and mob you. 2 Likes |
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