₦airaland Forum

Kessykelly:




How u take know? Are u talking from experience?

Nigga if you only learn in life when its a personal experience, then be rest assured that you are not living yet, a whole lot of drama would still fall on you

dancok:
u sure say na just reunion or re-knacking?

Primary four for crying out loud your paedophile, how old was I then.

Your mind is do damn corrupt that you need a brain transplant please

As usual expect this to reach the promised land.


When I watch foreign animal channels, on how wild life is preserved in the West, I so weep for Africa. One day we would kill and eat all our wild life to extinction.

All these and other questions might remain unanswered. But why should we care, a lot of crimes in Nigerians remains unsolved because the people involved are no body in the society.

Niggas were living the fast life, when you live on the fast lane just like when you drive speedily, you can veer off the road side and crash land.

It's so unfortunate that Nigerians keep dieing everyday in south Africa an no Nigerians official is saying anything not even the embassy there in South Africa.

Buh why do we cry in high heavens? Are worse crimes not done in Nigeria against Nigerians by the security agencies and because we have not patriotism left in us, all gory images hit the internet and news media and can be accessed by people on the outside.

If you don't have high self esteem and love and respect yourself, someone on the outside wouldn't do that for you.
Until the nigerian government start treating it's citizens right, no country I repeat would treat Nigeria citizens right in their country. No body messes with American citizens in their country,

My fear is what tariff charge would they be using cos am on a plan where I make calls 6.60 naira per minute and am not sure I can trade that for this their awoof, maybe would get another airtel sim to give it a try

The disappointment a nigga gets when one marries a sister in the church under the recommendation of the pastor self. Baby no gree you do torching, no gree you enter the place, dey insist on no sex before marriage only for nigga to enter the place and the mileage covered by the engine room, have led to the the piston and rings not having friction at all. To make matters worse, all those firm breasts you be dey see was padded with push up bras, the breast like Olympus has fallen to the extent that the comparison could only made with your granny's breasts.

This is the disappointment Nigerians are having, we know the country is/was corrupt, but they expected something better under this government, but unfortunately how can we expect good from someone who eats and dine with corrupt politicians.

When will niggas learn, girls are like doughnut, every body gets a turn- my favorite rap verse from juicy J

When will Nigerian leaders learn, political limelight everybody would get a turn. Buhari forgets so easily that the alleged persecution from the PdP back in the days make him a popular candidate for the. 2015 election. I don't know why Nigerian politicians forget that power is transient, you can't stay in power forever

OP is your head paining you, abi engine oil dey leak commot your head?

salford1:
Drugs and engaging in other illicit activities. If you don't move with the wrong crowd, you would be fine. I have 3 friends doing well in SA. They have all lived for over 5 years in SA and all have never had an encounter with the police. One is a lecturer who got his job after conpleting his Phd in one of SA's uni. Another got transfered from KPMG Nigeria. Then the last was recruitrd straight from naija to work in one of the SA banks with offices in naija.

God bless you bro, if you don't move with the wrong crowd and you have a legit business or work you are into, then you are fine.

Besides it's also important to add that, if you don't leave in shanties where drugs is perpetrated,then you can be safe

tosyne2much:
May God bless you my brother

And bless you too ma man, Nairaland's premier relationship coach

Newly wed Chairman of this madam who has been caught in the crossfire between these shepopotamuses have suffered.

This is what you get, when you go out of your way to marry slay Queens with no career but a banging body and a smelly pussy

GlobalGisting:
I am not sure bringing in her parents was insulting. I only gave her an example of what I mean. I'm not just a boyfriend but a potential hubby. I've given her my ring and she ought to understand that this is going beyond friendship. My Mom never demanded that my dad greets her first, and I only asked her what the routine is like in their home. To a large extent in Africa, a woman is seen as respectful when she greets her hubby. In did case though I'm not demanding, I only asked why she never spells her greetings completely and instead types like she is addressing her ordinary friend. In fact I wouldn't have noticed if she didn't greet at all. But such soulless way of greeting equals disrespect

Brother let no one, I mean no one make you feel like you don't deserve the best, bros love would wane, the sexual attraction would fade, but what would keep the family for years to come na respect and good communication together with compatibility. Look at what you would have bought for yourself if not that she insisted on finishing school.

Thank your stars that the signs are becoming glaring so that you can make a decision

pocohantas:
Who greets first is a problem?
You want her to greet you her husband, Good morning Sir?
She say your are fuckn stupidly proud...rude gyal

Let no one deceive you, two of una no well.
Na greeting be una problem, of all the challenges prospective couples face. Break up and spare us future tales.

Madam the madam, advise noted...

Do you know that statement that says, do not spread your dirty linen outside? Yes that's what you just did.

Yiu ended up ruining two households, yours and theirs. Besides your husband might send you packing because you are capable of murder. For you to play this kind of game means you can strangle him in bed and cry to high heavens tomorrow.

From.yiur statement, i deduced your husband has not cheated on you before, have he? If he hasn't you should have given him a benefit of doubt to hear him it. As crazy as this seems, it could have been a set up, it could have been an unfortunate coincidence. All factors should have been weighed in before going for that options. So you were happy that your husband's head was broken and his car smashed? Did it make you feel better ?

You made your bed, then lie on it. Good communication should be the bedrock of every family

It's a simple stuve, get a friend she's enemies with and frame it that I got it there. She can't go up there to verify and I wouldn't tell on my friend just yet.

When we are cool and the chemistry flowing, I can then open up on where I got he number for real, then she can do nothing, and the anger wouldn't be as strong as it would have been if I had rattled out my friend

And may other promising youths learn from your experience and tagbo that doing cracks is not healthy and safe, never to abuse drugs, and never to consume too much school cos it does more harm than few minutes "cloud nine" experience.

Davido should learn ooo, for those of his inner circle to be doing drugs could still be pointing to the fact that he could also be into drugs.

Money order? Financial inclusion? NIPOST? all in one phrase

Make others try first, then I can follow later...

seunmsg:
Self imposed exile for not supporting the ineffectual buffoon? What is wrong with some of you? See, if you truly have a conscience and there is still a little bit of shame left in you, you should cover your face in shame or take the self exile recommendation for supporting and still supporting GEJ after all the revelations of massive corruption that took place under him. Most of you who still abuse those who refused to support Jonathan in 2015 are the real danger to our democracy.

The right to support a candidate is an inalienable right in a democracy. When a government had performed woefully, you vote that government out and try another one. The ritual of voting government in and out continues until things begin to get better with time. That is why election takes place every four years.


Instead of attacking people who didn't support your buffoon hero in 2015, start working for your choice candidate ahead of 2019 so that you won't come here in 2022 and still be attacking people.

Today is Wednesday, I don't insult on Wednesdays, else I would have said you are plain stupid and lack comprehension skills, besides your unflinching support for a government that has been questioned by the wife of the president who said even if her husband comes out for 2019, wouldnt support his candidature.

Lemme give u a small clue, I hang out with a lot of people, I make a lot of friends despite the divide, religion or status, but I would never make friends with a serial liar, a hypocrite. I would never date a lady who disguises as good girl while she's rotten and immoral, I better deal with that harlot and know she's one and better be careful when am around her than to loose guard with someone whom I guessed was a good person.

I do not support any political party, I know nigerian politics is doomed, yes I said that, all the buffalos there are there for their selfish purposes, no body cares for you. But what I hate about the government is their lies from the pit of hell, they promised, made noise, even this useless west also said fuel would be sold at 40 naira, people believed him, why ? Because he was a former minister of petroleum, and people thought that as a former minister of petroleum, he knows what he is saying, not knowing it was part of an orchestrated plot to deceive gullible Nigerians like you.

Brother do not be angry if I don't buy into your unflinching support the government, my plight is like that of a man who married a certified hoe, who he met at Shiloh and got all the impression that she is a virgin, she's holy, the babe no even gree am enter the place, preaching the no-sex-before marriage ish and my guy bought, only to get down after the wedlock to find that mileage count on the engine cog has made it expand more than the Lagos Ibadan expressway. Nigga is gon be disappointed, nigga would be unhappy for been deceived and made gullible.

That's the view of majority of Nigerians now, irrespective of party divide

Allow my guys use guys for bridal shower? Iffa hear, I dey craze?

At least a ladies friends should be made up of at least 30% females, nigga if your babe hangs out 100% with guys, you are getting married to a Keziah Doro the cheerful giver.

My opinion though

Abeg the Constitution should be amended so that okoroocha can go for another 4 years to complete the demolitions and fly overs project he is on.

Please

[s]The goal is to be rich and not to look rich[/s]

Fouck that statement, this is Nigeria, yiu can buy respect, business deals with people with the way you dress and the people whom you associate with.

So keep up the struggle, keep people around you in suspense, but do not ever ever brag or claim what you do not have, it would definitely hunt you

Do not ever struggle to know a female age, 90% would lie to you.

Be like me who would subtly know their ages, using s few questions and access to their records, buh make sure you don't ever ever give her clue on what you are up to

Nigga been hussling, nigga keep up the struggle buh go up your game.

No body uses those lines in modern day era, that fucking crazy mehn

Tam David West should quickly shut the Bleep up, people like him who help foist this failure should shut the Bleep up.

The problem is that we lack morality, we do not have shame, in some saner climes, people like David West should be on self imposed exile

My own na maths and statistics. Not necessarily that I sweat, but na that kind exam I go write finish dey beg God abeg gimme C, I no dey greedy

My condolences to Jackie chan. A good percentage of successful people end up not having successful family. Jackie chan is an example of one, first his son, now the daughter

Jackie abeg who did you offend ?

My list goes thus:

1. She's super nice, loving, caring, gentle all in one, : Do not be deceived, that might not be her true nature, she might be doing that to entrap you. Watch her behavior around others, if she's not the same or something close to the attitude towards you, then watch nigga you are buying yourself a desperate chick.

2. All church programmes in order to deceive niggas that she's spiritual, she keeps attending all the church programmes, in order to subtly be recommended by the pastor whenever a malay niggas asks for a wife. All the whole conventions of main stream churches, she would be there.

Speaking in tongues, na she get the loudest voice to be noticed

3. F.B.I, C.I.A, Mi6 all combined in one If she has that privilege of being close to you, she scouts to see whose her competititor, she would check ur pictures, scan your conversations on IM etc and some would boldly ask for clues.

Abeg make i stop here sha