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Christianity EtcRe: People Rolled On The Floor At Apostle Johnson Suleman's Church Service (Photos) by 9japrof(m): 5:29pm On Oct 18, 2017
AnonyNymous:
ONLY religion can do this. If you check now, there might be PhD holders among them. Professors. People with insanely high IQs. But religion makes them put all of that on 'pause' and start acting like they're under some sort of mind control. I don't know how anyone can seriously believe that the supposed master of the whole universe of which earth is nothing but a nearly insignificant part (in terms of numbers, when compared to the rest) would be happy with you for rolling on the ground and screaming incoherent words.
The gullibility is so astronomic, no body noticed the female ushers on trousers.

Christianity has been bastardized and thrown to the dogs
SportsRe: Amara And Kanu Nwankwo Kiss In Fitness Photo by 9japrof(m): 5:06pm On Oct 18, 2017
Amara is a unique example of marry dem young, kanu plucked a good fruit at a very young age, when dey never break her heart finish and she never learn bad bad things
RomanceRe: Beautiful Prewedding Pictures Of Dozie and Chioma by 9japrof(m):
Make i be dumb critic small

See as the guy fine finish go marry this below average lady who's short and has yam legs. Sometimes I wonder the kind bomb wey dey some fine boys head that they end up with ugly ladies as marriage mates.

Make this guy pray fa, make the lady no get dominant gene, else all the kids wey una go born go resemble am, short, semi ugly, yam legs.

Besides which kind pre wedding pics be this
CrimeRe: Kogi Tax Collector Kills A Trailer Driver With Plank (Photos) by 9japrof(m): 2:09pm On Oct 18, 2017
Did they catch up with the tax collector and Lynch him, an eye for an eye.

As much as I hate jungle justice, there are situations that you can't help but wish it's been used on some mofos
CrimeRe: Church Elder Kills His Wife In Akwa Ibom, Throws Body Parts Into Dust Bin (Pics) by 9japrof(m): 12:04pm On Oct 18, 2017
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Foreign AffairsRe: Elizabeth Nyawira Kicked Out Of Kenyan Assembly Over "Indecent Dressing" (pics) by 9japrof(m): 11:46am On Oct 18, 2017
angryGuy
RomanceRe: Be Masculine - This Is How To Attract Women. by 9japrof(m): 10:29am On Oct 18, 2017
THT80:
LOL. It's a good thing you deleted the comment. I applaud you for having the wisdom to acknowledge your intellectual superior.
Who intellectual superiority don help, sometime ago I was sympathetic to your cause when u argued with a lot of people about your choice of women.

But your situation has degenerated into something pathetic, where your wellness and sanity should be looked into, or maybe you want to buy a name for yourself by being an antagonist on this forum.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Showkey Shares Opinion On Buhari's Government, Recent Happening In Nigeria by 9japrof(m): 10:19am On Oct 18, 2017
Bros no talk tooo much make dem no send assassins to your direction like they use to do before, this time, they would only ensure that the jazz they cwme with will be bigger than your jazz
CrimeRe: Police Officer, DSS Operative In Free For All At Bauchi Emir’s Palace by 9japrof(m): 10:16am On Oct 18, 2017
You know why they can fight? Lemme tell you why? It is because there would be no consequences. Cased closed.

If law enforcement agencies are lawless, thats how low we've gone as a nation
FamilyRe: The Woman I Hate To Have As Wife by 9japrof(m): 10:12am On Oct 18, 2017
izaray:
What is dis one even saying huh So u think all relationships must lead to marriage? angry It means you are still a learner to be reasoning dis way thenundecided
Madam walahi u go like quarrel pass fight
CrimeRe: Lady Who Jumped A Fence To Steal Biscuits In Anambra Stripped Unclad (Photos) by 9japrof(m): 9:45am On Oct 18, 2017
Make una free the lady joor. Who burgles a house to steal house to steal biscuits. She had to make do of what is available.

They even pitied her small by only displaying the breasts, in other places like the infamous aba, she would have been smoking hot ash immediately she was caught, after been pummeled with stones
CelebritiesRe: Actress Shan George Looking Stunning In New Photos [PICS] by 9japrof(m): 9:44am On Oct 18, 2017
Talklesss:
You are doing your self and deceiving yourself
Hahahaha that statement is not mine ooooo
CelebritiesRe: Dija And Her Husband Rotimi On A Lunch Date (Photos) by 9japrof(m): 9:38am On Oct 18, 2017
Hello girl, I ain't your fan, buh if slowing down on your career would make you have a great family life, so be it.

After the Almighty, family first...
CrimeRe: SARS Officers Who Sexually Harassed Lady, Tag Her A “yahoo Girl”, Arrested by 9japrof(m): 8:29am On Oct 18, 2017
A good number of this SARS official are criminals in police uniforms.
EducationRe: DELSU Final Year Student Dies After Experiencing Severe Menstrual Pain (photos) by 9japrof(m): 8:25am On Oct 18, 2017
Abortion gone wrong, sharparly sharparly, they renamed it mentrual pain gon wrong.

Choi
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Replies Governor Okorocha: You Should Have Ignored Instead of Lying by 9japrof(m): 8:20am On Oct 18, 2017
Why are we hanging Rochas out in the sun to dry, is lieing not their modus operandi, did buhari, Tinubu's, David west, fashola, t. A Orji not pathological liars and before I forget our honourable minister for lieing affairs, The great Lia Mohammed.


All politicians lie, but some of them, their lies are from the pit of hell
BusinessRe: How To Cut Costs Of Your Startup Business by 9japrof(m): 8:15am On Oct 18, 2017
RapportNaija:
Hire cheap - in other words, get qualified persons to work for you on the cheap in the name of giving them the opportunity to grow.

That's why many startups end up dead, because in the end, the workers stop being motivated at some point after realizing how good the company is doing.

Once the Biz owner notice, he starts changing workers until his biz collapse.

One lesson for startups in the area of hiring us to treat their workers right first, that's when your customers get the best treatment. Your workers first, not customers first.
Truth, dope truth
BusinessRe: How To Cut Costs Of Your Startup Business by 9japrof(m): 8:13am On Oct 18, 2017
Nice points, buh Op how about an individual wey no even get money to start business, where and how can he reduce cost if he does not have operating capital.

Your first post should have been, how to get free operating capital for your business here in Freetown
PoliticsRe: 87-Year-Old Senator Cyrus Nunieh Defends His Wedding To Rosemary Ijeoma by 9japrof(m): 8:06am On Oct 18, 2017
Old nigga, you don't owe any individual any explanation. You do what makes you happy so far as it is legal and morally right.

Others at their age would have just be chopping and cleaning mouth without doing the right thing, which is wifeing her.

Buh girls get mind sha oooo, how you go dey on top bed with ur ancestor, calling him baby and letting him climb you keeps beating my imagination.

Don't envy her, she might have signed a lot of prenuptials
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Find It Easy To Slap Their Man For minor Reasons? by 9japrof(m): 8:05am On Oct 18, 2017
KOPT55:
I remember in SS3, on the day we wrote our WAEC English Language paper I was teasing this chick in front of our school gate. We were friends, so not like I did not have any previous interactions with her. I think she had had a bad exam and was feeling down. She asked me to stop playing with her, I tried to hold her hand like I used to do and the next thing she did was to release three thunderous slaps on my face!

Jeez. All the students at the gate were just hailing her. I wanted to go and report to a teacher when she slapped me the fourth time.

I just turned around, and with all the violence my 17 year-old scrawny self could muster, I started raining blows on her. Her face, her breast, her nose, her ribs. I did not hold back at all until she went down in the dust. I rained more than a hundred punches on her in less than two minutes. Even while she was down, I kept punching the bitch until people pulled me off her.

From where I stood, I saw a pool of blood forming from her face! Jesu, I ran away with the big boys in hot pursuit. I later heard I broke the bitche's nose and removed her front teeth. I've never been more proud.

The same God that gave me strength to disfigure the bitch on that day, and beat her to stupor will not forsake me the next time a woman raise their hand on me.
Hahahahahahaha you are a clown I swear, tell us the ending part of the story, how many days did you sleep in the police cell
Technology MarketRe: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by 9japrof(m): 8:02am On Oct 18, 2017
Professor is there any thing like a portable 10kva diesel generating set cos I need one asap.
FamilyRe: “I Can’t Wait For My Parents To Die, So I Can Inherit All” - Guy On Twitter by 9japrof(m): 7:55am On Oct 18, 2017
And if you think the dieing process is taking longer than expected, you can finish them both cos as a one minute man, you need it to be coming quicker...


Useless set of children, one antidote of dealing with these is to codedly will your estate to charity. After your death, they would curse and curse, but unfortunately that's all they can do at that stage
FamilyRe: "I Poured Salt Inside My Neighbour’s Generator, He Will No Pay Nepa Bill" - Lady by 9japrof(m): 7:49am On Oct 18, 2017
There is no justification whatsoever for doing wrong. Buh trust humans when caught in the act can never acknowledged their wrong and accept responsibility for their actions.

If am the co-tenant, I would get her arrested and she must get me a new generating set
CelebritiesRe: Actress Shan George Looking Stunning In New Photos [PICS] by 9japrof(m): 7:45am On Oct 18, 2017
Men age like wine,while women like milk
BusinessRe: Nine Commercial Banks In Possible Distress by 9japrof(m): 7:43am On Oct 18, 2017
No credible link, op just want to start the spread of panic in the banking system. You should be traced, arrested and if your thesis is not good enough to prove your write-up should be given three years free rent in kirikiri to resuscitate your nearly collapsed brain dead modular oblongata
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Will You Try The Bat Eyes Which Is Becoming A Trend? by 9japrof(m): 7:37am On Oct 18, 2017
Yea they all gon to try it, let a few of our celebrities try it out and let it be good on them, booom naija ladies would join the trend.

Buh it looks cool though, only to be worn on social functions.
TV/MoviesRe: Where Is TSTV Nigeria 17 Days After Launch? – Biola Kazeem by 9japrof(m): 7:29am On Oct 18, 2017
These and other things I mentioned in a previous thread and I was labeled a DSTV agent.

Even if you have a good invention and yu can't get ur acts right to place it in the hands of the end consumers, then you have a bad product that would rake in debts for you.

That's TSTV for you, even if their products are ready now, they can never pulled the crowd they pulled before. The anxiety and enthusiasm about the product is all gone
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Press Release - Disregard False Rumours Of Forceful Vaccinations by 9japrof(m): 6:57am On Oct 18, 2017
cheesy
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Obama Chooses Kehinde Wiley For His Official Presidential Portrait by 9japrof(m): 6:57am On Oct 18, 2017
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PoliticsRe: When Silence Means Contempt: The Nation Shades President Buhari by 9japrof(m): 6:51am On Oct 18, 2017
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RomanceRe: Man Displays His Wedding Ring in a Club party While Grabing 2 Ass At Once.(photo by 9japrof(m): 6:33am On Oct 18, 2017
Marriage is the most dishonoured and disrespected institution. Husbands cheat publicly and shamelessly while Wives cheat codedly and subtly.

No be like this God be wan make marriage take be oooo
FamilyRe: The Woman I Hate To Have As Wife by 9japrof(m): 6:28am On Oct 18, 2017
goodmanjustice:
What is difficult in saying sorry, why do so many ladies feel too proud to be sorry. Admittedly, the lady I am dating now is economical with sorry and easily goes off the handle, but I put up with her. I was in relationship where the lady would say sorry even for the mistakes I make, make my meals, wash my clothes, call me up at least 3 times in a day, pays the bills, sits down to look at my face, tells me what she likes about me, does not press her phone when I am talking to her, was willing to convert to my religious sect, but I dint love her dt much. I had thought that it was common to find a lady with these qualities. I smile each time she tells me that I wont see any lady like her, I treated her very badly. She eventually moved to the US when I said I wasn't doing again. Now she is happily married with a posh son, and I have found the lady I love, but I have to do everything the lady I dint lov did for me. The present lady has no time for my face. Granted, she is more intelligent n has many goals, but she is a total alter ego of my previous lady, she warned me that by the time she leaves I'll pay for d shit I gave her...i am happily paying for the shit. There is notn I can't do for d present relationship...lol...i cook, wash her clothes, pay d bills I can for her, and now she says my implication I will join her to her own church if we marry, so much for love...I am truly sorry ex, u deserve ur present guy...wish me well...
Sometimes it's after we have lost something good that the scales falls off our eyes

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