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Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Diablo22(m): 4:06am On Oct 11, 2017
Guys, you see a fine girls picture in your guy's phone and asks him to give you the girls number and he tell you that you should not let the girl know that he gave you the number,
Fast forward to when you and the girl start chatting and she drops the bone breaking question
" how did you get my number? "
As a sharp guy wey u be
How you go ansa am?
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Ezemarcel(m): 5:31am On Oct 11, 2017
Simple..... I stole it from my friends phone

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Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Nobody: 6:30am On Oct 11, 2017
Diablo22:
Guys, you see a fine girls picture in your guy's phone and asks him to give you the girls number and he tell you that you should not let the girl know that he gave you the number,
Fast forward to when you and the girl start chatting and she drops the bone breaking question
" how did you get my number? "
As a sharp guy wey u be
How you go ansa am?


grin

Lemme call some of the NL SMOOTH CRIMINALS grin

Saintsammurai
Thepussyhunter
Hewrites
Royalblak007
Iwanttosashe
Jamarifox
Nogoodadvice
Singledaddy
cheesy

I wanna know their tricks wink

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Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by HeWrites(m): 6:32am On Oct 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

Lemme call some of the NL SMOOTH CRIMINALS grin



Hewrites
cheesy

I wanna know their tricks wink



.



Modified


I saw your number in my dream cool

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Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Nobody: 6:35am On Oct 11, 2017
HeWrites:




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shocked

Warrisdis?

Don't be stingy ooo...share some of ur sleeky tricks..
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by konkonbilo(m): 6:35am On Oct 11, 2017
sad
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by julietkcee(f): 6:39am On Oct 11, 2017
sunshineG epp us cheesy
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by HeWrites(m): 6:42am On Oct 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:

shocked
Warrisdis?
Don't be stingy ooo...share some of ur sleeky tricks..
Modified
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Nobody: 7:40am On Oct 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

Lemme call some of the NL SMOOTH CRIMINALS grin

Saintsammurai
Thepussyhunter
Hewrites
Royalblak007
Iwanttosashe
Jamarifox
Nogoodadvice
Singledaddy
cheesy

I wanna know their tricks wink

Hmm. Who got the time for all dat? grin
Asking dudes for babes number, that's some High school shii

I'd ask for her house address and pay surprise visit instead wink

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Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Nobody: 7:46am On Oct 11, 2017
julietkcee:
sunshineG epp us cheesy
is a simple stuv..

cheesy.I saw her number in the phone of my friend, while I was going through his phone or while he was charging his phone in my apartment... grin

I will say I took it without the knowledge of my friend..I am going say that I know what I did might end our friendship but that is what I am willing to do for her grin


.I am even going to plead with her not to tell my friend to make my story appear more truthful.. embarassed grin

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Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by mijanscripts(m): 7:48am On Oct 11, 2017
Sometimes my reply is

I just bought this phone, fairly used from someone, and a few contacts are still on it.. Urs being one of em. So grin grin
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by 9japrof(m): 7:51am On Oct 11, 2017
It's a simple stuve, get a friend she's enemies with and frame it that I got it there. She can't go up there to verify and I wouldn't tell on my friend just yet.

When we are cool and the chemistry flowing, I can then open up on where I got he number for real, then she can do nothing, and the anger wouldn't be as strong as it would have been if I had rattled out my friend
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by SenhorSean(m): 7:53am On Oct 11, 2017
I saw it in my dream grin
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by softworker(m): 8:03am On Oct 11, 2017
Iamj epp us out grin
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by indodon(m): 8:14am On Oct 11, 2017
I guessed a number and It turned out to her number
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Dillusionist: 8:20am On Oct 11, 2017
sunshineG:
is a simple stuv..

cheesy.I saw her number in the phone of my friend, while I was going through his phone or while he was charging his phone in my apartment... grin

I will say I took it without the knowledge of my friend..I am going say that I know what I did might end our friendship but that is what I am willing to do for her grin


.I am even going to plead with her not to tell my friend to make my story appear more truthful.. embarassed grin
awon wereygrincheesy
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Nobody: 8:37am On Oct 11, 2017
Dillusionist:

awon wereygrincheesy
grin we just dey try cheesy

Morning, how are you? What happened to sekxy cheesy
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by julietkcee(f): 8:48am On Oct 11, 2017
sunshineG:
is a simple stuv..

cheesy.I saw her number in the phone of my friend, while I was going through his phone or while he was charging his phone in my apartment... grin

I will say I took it without the knowledge of my friend..I am going say that I know what I did might end our friendship but that is what I am willing to do for her grin


.I am even going to plead with her not to tell my friend to make my story appear more truthful.. embarassed grin
CRIMINAL grin
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Diablo22(m): 8:49am On Oct 11, 2017
HeWrites:




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Modified


I saw your number in my dream cool



Is your brain paining you? grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Diablo22(m): 8:50am On Oct 11, 2017
jamarifox:


Hmm. Who got the time for all dat? grin
Asking dudes for babes number, that's some High school shii

I'd ask for her house address and pay surprise visit instead wink
Baba for the girls..... smiley cool cool

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Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Diablo22(m): 8:52am On Oct 11, 2017
julietkcee:
CRIMINAL grin
Criminals everywhere
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by HeWrites(m): 8:53am On Oct 11, 2017
Diablo22:




Is your brain paining you? grin grin grin grin


Maah guy!!!


I cant remember again.... You know...

E don tey

Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Dillusionist: 8:56am On Oct 11, 2017
sunshineG:
grin we just dey try cheesy
Morning, how are you? cheesy
goodmorning dear.. on holiday o

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Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Nobody: 9:15am On Oct 11, 2017
julietkcee:
CRIMINAL grin
watin man go do now cheesy
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by IwantToShashe(m): 9:51am On Oct 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

Lemme call some of the NL SMOOTH CRIMINALS grin

Saintsammurai
Thepussyhunter
Hewrites
Royalblak007
Iwanttosashe
Jamarifox
Nogoodadvice
Singledaddy
cheesy

I wanna know their tricks wink


grin well it's a simple sturvs. I got it from a friends phone without his consent.
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by 2dice01: 10:06am On Oct 11, 2017
Diablo22:
Guys, you see a fine girls picture in your guy's phone and asks him to give you the girls number and he tell you that you should not let the girl know that he gave you the number,
Fast forward to when you and the girl start chatting and she drops the bone breaking question
" how did you get my number? "
As a sharp guy wey u be
How you go ansa am?
very simple


Julie Julie it's...* Your name *that guy you are crushing on

Then you go on like...

Bae stop whining me o... I thought I gave you my whatsapp number that daytongue
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by stobery(m): 10:10am On Oct 11, 2017
Tell her you are incharge of WhatsApp control room in Nigeria, so all contacts with their corresponding profile pix is in your hands

You know the rest, cos they luv hanging out with tech guys
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by AfonjaConehead: 10:17am On Oct 11, 2017
Science is discorvery,baby.. cool

comeBkHerePidgin2
Re: Guys Only (ladies Stay Out) by Marcelo290(m): 12:43pm On Oct 11, 2017
I've done this several times... When your nigga bang finish he go pass am give you and the circle continues unknown to the girl.

I would have stated the tricks I use but I'm scared some of these girls are on NL and may catch me, it works like magic...a girls brain is wired in a way, if you can turn her head around and still have your way you be boss, make I no cast myself..

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