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ujchief: does she have to pick? Isnt it obvious?
Sigba hornie, tell them the truth

Jakumo: Select the most appropriate title for Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden.

1. The Tearful Terrorist.

2. The Moaning Murderer.

3. The Jilted Jihadist.

4. The Sobbing Suicide Bomb Sponsor.

5. The Wailing Nitwit.

princecemo: I RECENTLY PROPOSED TO HER.... IT WAS PRIVATE AND ONE OF HER BEST MOMENTS... WE WHERE AT LOGGERHEAD SOMETIME LASTWEEK, I WAS SO ANGRY AND SHE WAS FEELING GUILTY, SO SHE CALLED ME THE NXT MORNING THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE ME , SHE CHOSE A MEETING PLACE Debonairs Pizza surulere. WE ACTUALLY MET DERE AND SHE WAS SOAKED IN TEARS AND BEGGING ME TO FORGIVE HER, DAT I SHUD REMEMBER WE PROMISED TO HAVE KIDS, SHE LOVES ME, HER LIFE IS EMPTY WITHOUT ME BLABLABLA..... THE NEXT THING SHE SAW WAS A RING FROM ME AND I ASKED HER, WOULD U MARRY ME? OMG!! SEE PLENTY TEARS EVEN ME SELF TRIP FOR THE WHOLE THING. .... YES I WILL SHE SAID IN TEARS AND SMILES... THANK YA.

Abbasufi: HEHE

Loskee: ya head dia!

Loskee: yea, it's on the nysc timetable on their website. it also depends on when the callup letters reach the institutions. i dont think it will be later than 26th june sha.
so yeah, let the pleasurable and exciting countdown begin...
it will be fun to have 'state cliques' after the postings show!

Loskee: i least expected this kind of comment from you brov! na wa you o!

Sidelmal: Pls can someone tell M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣ how τ̅☺ confirm nysc call-up nos cos м̤̣̲̣̈̇γ̲̣̣̥ girlfrnd is expecting hers ɑņϑ Τ̲̅ђe friend is saying they have It̶̲̥̅̊ now afterwen he already left school, i don't wan her τ̅☺ βε̲̣̣̣̥ given a fake one o.plsssss help out

moshoodn: [size=28pt]HAPPY NEW MONTH. . . . HAPPY COUNTDOWN!!!![/size]

Fynist: I like my Chinko Louis Voutton Dark Shades.it helps me see Big Butties Better

Sweetdbest: Note this;The best way to deal with the situation is to take local gin- Mr. Ogogoro and now look straight into his eyes and don't laugh, he will take off. Or tell him that you just came back from the marine kingdom and need to go back with him. He will take off.
OR pretend to like him and cut off his joystick. You can try that this night. Or too, you give him a blow j-ob and chop off his joystick.If he complains, tell him that you are in love. That is the best way to handle that your man friend.

tellwisdom: Which guy dey die for this female albino ?? # **Spits**

Piyke: Kindly separate fact from fiction. The scripture you quoted does not suggest that christians should be playing with snakes as a sport which is what is shown by the video posted by kamilara. God's word cannot fail when followed according to spec. A lot of times people misunderstand the word of God and pay the price

Okoya: Jst heard dat NYSC has shifted it from July 2nd to June 26....buh yet to be pasted on it's website. Call any insider if u av ooooo to confirm this

sigba: Lol. Fear not for he's on ur side.

Abbasufi: DIS GUY I DEY FEAR U O

ujchief: he was caught, at mexico. Hes from my state, abia, we schooled at the same place, Government college umuahia, though he was some classes ahead of me.
Its a pity he aint gona enjoy the money, his siblings are the ones cruizing around town, while hes gona rot in jail! Crime does not pay, at all.

sigba: Will soon be singing "i'm missing the love at home"

Abbasufi: AM D EFCC CHAIRMAN OF DIS THREAD AM WATCHIN U ''SHINE UR EYES''

ujchief: you mean medical doctor or native doctor?

kinnad: i'm nt crazy abt nysc,but d discharge cert. I knw all wat i've lost cus of it.of cuz i hv ma plans,it wnt get dat borin,n even if it does,God dey ma side kakaraka

naijaobi: GOV PETER OBI IS NOT WORKING AT ALL..#FACT

slumcat: from a neutral view i must confess, onitsha if sometin else. if u hv been there b4, u dont need any some1 to tell u. i cant settle there.

bukkylois: Owkkaay dis thread is gettin rily weird

BJ88: Where's moshoodn n my treasurer shygal?i need money o..