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The Warriors are making Mark Jackson look bad. Lol

Suprise team for me are the Hawks. Jeff Teague playing at a really high level

coded01:
FC Bayern München


Can play: Juventus, Basel, Arsenal, PSG , Shakhtar


http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2015/draws/round=2000549/index.html

We would easily beat PSG. With calamity Luiz in defence. Its a slam dunk

I want Arsenal though just because on the 4 occasions we have faced them twice we've gone on to win it all

At full strength we would certainly beat all 5 teams so Bring It On if you think you can hang

^^^

Lol that one na defender? Only EPL fanboys would rate that average joe! I would like to see him in a highline

In other good news Holger Badstuber is back in training. Hopefully he stays on his feet this time. 4 more games to the Winter Break, lets wrap the boy in cotton wool till after the Winter Break

nateevs:
I don't know what the Ref saw. That should have ended 4-0

EPL refs are dumber than cuckatoos most times!

Ruled out a legit goal and gave a penalty for a bleeding obvious dive. Shameful

Ribery with his 100th goal for Bayern. Legend

I don't say this often and I'm not sure I would say it again but I'd say it anyway. Rafinha was phucking fantastic today!

The Boa-TANK was solid as usual barring a mixup between him and Alonso from which Bellarabi should have scored

Lewandowski! Smh! His finishing seems to be getting poorer and poorer by the match. We are extremely fortunate we have guys like Mueller, Goetze, Robben and Ribery who are not goal shy else we wouldn't be in such a comfortable position

Merdaaa! Aguero na my captain sha why didn't I leave with Sanchez jeje

Ibadan ni mo wa oo Ibadan ni mo wa oo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcPonTAHqM0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzkXN6RnbJ8

I have a simple question to ask you Chelsea fans. Are you Ghana dance if I show you the money?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMAsSEH3yys

wonlasewonimi:
Who is doyin13? but i have only nyanshed one NL babe and she's not here anymore.

So na you be Doyin13. Haha abajo!

Lakers vs Celtics tonight! Gone are the days those games used to be a Finals preview

The Sixers have perfected the art of tanking or maybe not! Its like each year they keep going deeper and deeper into a morass this is why they should have some plan besides tanking every year! In a weak Eastern conference that organization is a disgrace! I wonder how fans pay to go and watch such horseshyte every night

Kobe Bryant the first player to score 30k+ and 6k+ assists

Who else is rooting for Dortmund tonight? They need to get their shyte together! Boy did we dodge a bullet on Ginter

Lordave:
I wish you had seen Dante outrun by one unknown average player perhaps you'd have agreed with me. He was obviously ahead of the guy and before you could say Jack, Dante was few yards behind him.
I didn't mean we should ship out our two centre backs, Boateng is still young and can work on his pace.
Kompany, Varane, Manolas, Kolscieny* are very good defenders with pace also though, some factors might undermine their performance with the present setup but I don't see lack of pace as one of them

Pace is hardly a prerequisite for elite CBS so long as your positioning and ability to read the game are on point

Kompany is hardly the epitome of speed and Kosileyin is an accident waiting to happen. These are not he guys you should be using as an example

Lordave:
You can't be sure.
I heard he that he lacks decorum in the dressing room, and it's clear his style of play doesn't fit Guardiolas'.
I still believe he was afraid of competition

Those are cool stories. Why didn't we hear of such while Juup was manager, why aren't we hearing any such since he joined Atleti? His play doesn't suit Guardiola but there is nothing wrong with having a plan B i mean this was the same Mandzukic that bailed him out of an embarrassing exit to David Moyes of all people

Every night i pray that nothing happens to Lewandowski else we would be really phucked

Lordave:
We played very well centrally, had very bad finishes, and Boateng and Dante made a couple mistakes that would have cost us the match if we were playing against a stronger opposition.
Robben's curling from outside 18 yard box was world class.
We really need faster centre backs. We need Alcantara, we lack defence splitting passes in the final third.

Fast center-backs? That's a rarity if they even exist! The few that are quick usually have another fatal flaw which is sepukku in defensive play

I strongly believe our style of play that gives minimal protection to the CBs compared to Heynckes's 2nd season is largely responsible. Pick a defender, any defender that would do better in this present setup

Lordave:
How do you mean?
It wasn't our fault that Mandzukic left na. He was afraid of competition

No! Guardiola pushed him out of the team

I missed the game mayne. Eyin boyz how did we play?

Dhellake:
Dominate first before making noise

7 trophies in 2 years

7 players in the just concluded World Cup winning team (including the final match goalscorer)

That's not dominance ba?

Lordave:
What is wrong with Lewandoski?
Cantr we get another striker for a stiff competition with Lewy for that spot?

We had one but we sold him. Mandzuu!

toba:
Shut up you bloody and shameless liar. You didn't claim that a player died of Ebola?

Then tell me the player and where A-40 said in explicit Anglais that Player A died from Ebola! You are not intelligent and if this was a law court you would have no case

toba:
Keep quiet shameless liar? What were you getting at when you mentioned EBola? What else can i expect from a troll?

What do you mean that there was nothing categorical in your post? Did you mention EBola killing a player or not? Liar

Read it again and revel in your stupidity! Show again where i said a player died from Ebola? Eeediot! Wan tan e oo n tan candle

toba:
I have shown you and will still continue to show you. The people reading are seriously STH at your inconsistencies and shameless lies. I feel so sorry for you.

I feel so sorry for the world that we have to bear your unfortunate existence.

toba:
your initial post


my question here

Come up with a better lie. its obvious, you're shameless.

You are dimwitted simpleton! What does this prove? Does it say beyond reasonable doubt that i said a player died from Ebola! With your Pentium I brain you cannot even decipher simple English. Your post proves nothing you phool!

toba:
Your level of idleness and joblessness says it all. lol. You spend too much time on Nairaland and confusing it for reality. I wasnt wrong when i said your life depends on responding to me. Im feeling like a king

Lmao! Phuck out of here you confused nincompoop! Your life doesn't depend on me but you always respond whenever i reply your verbal diarrheoa. You have enough time to monitor how long i spend on Nairaland that should make you a jobless Arrow

toba:
Its obvious youre under a very dealy spell from your village. Arent you talking about toni kroos on this thread? You never even mentioned his name on this thread at all? Youre sick in the brain.

Inability to understand English must be the trademark of your village! You are the only reason i talk about Kroos since he left! I said since he left! This is why i said you are physically and spiritually blind!

toba:
Which god? The one you serve?

Your Master the one with only 2 goals and 4 assists in the Bundesliga last season. The ungrateful bomboclat who we promptly dispatched to Madrid. The one from whose a$$ sunlight shines into your miserable life

toba:
Just as it was done against Mancity. You thought Madrid was a fool allowing him to go? Hahaaaha. 33 year old man. heheheee. gifting CITY a goal. Haha. Kroos not missed at all https://33.media.tumblr.com/0f9f7442fe96386c948e905d72440e32/tumblr_ndove7hkjS1qd5yffo2_250.gif

Of course forgetting Alonso scored the equalizer! And like we never lost to Man City when Kroos played. Your Alzheimers would finish you

toba:
I dont have any deity, except you now tell me the one you have.

Don't deny your orisa just go and worship him on the Madrid thread all i'm saying

toba:
Smh. You were initially claiming your response was ok. After telling you and showing that your response was classless, here you are trying to lean on another person. I feel so sorry for you. You simply lack class.

This guy is surely cursed! You said the guy tried to calm me down i showed you that the opposite was the case and now you claim i'm trying to lean on another person? Loool your case is a hopeless one. You are a hypocrite, a lying disgraceful P.O.S who is just stealing oxygen to exist

toba:
Great. It shows youre repenting gradually. At first on many occasions you claimed, Bayern never negotiated, but have admitted Bayern did negotiate to keep kroos. Im happy you stopped lying for once

If that is what you call negotiation then you need to seek spiritual help! A legion of Ajes are obviously dancing shoki in your head. We made an offer that we never increased how can you call that negotiation when we did not add a Euro to our original offer?

toba:
You lack class and tact. It was convenient for you to search 15 pages to see if i discussed Bayern's midfield, now, you cant do a simple thing? Chai. God is there ooo.

I would not indulge your buffoonery more than necessary! Go and check for the pages where i did a micro-dissertation on that argument

toba:
hahahahaha. Chai. You go commit suicide oo. I wonder how miserable you are. Keep calm young boy. I can tell you what to do, just as i have been doing.

You go commit mass suicide! It is your destiny! Old phool!

toba:
Your upbringing is so poor and pathetic, which makes you display insanity on the internet. Just calm your nerves. I know youre a kid, but i would go down so low to your ignorant level.

Looool this lunatic is on the deep end! I'm sure you can relate to poor upbringing since you were raised by an animashaun and ajigunjaales! You are neck-deep in this e-slugfest yet you are deceiving yourself about not going down low. Truly they say who the gods want to destroy they first make mad

toba:
This guy is just going gaga. What claims have you made? the onus is on you to bring evidence to support your claims naaa? Can tell a judge that you didnt steal, without proving your innocence beyond reasonable doubt? I need to teach you morals.

Why claim i said Thiago is more popular than Robben you pathological liar! That is how this lying buffoon even went to edit the time of my posts yet the anumanu is talking about class

toba:
Because theyre simply not on the same level. you mumu.

And you know this how? Weyrey cannot distinguish between popularity and ability! Ignoramus

toba:
foool. I just did above

Mumu. Not just that. couple of others

Bleeh! You are still not making sense. What others? Tell us you bird brain

toba:
Then you shut up and go and bury you head in shame for attempting to equate both players. When Ballak was playing, his popularity cant be equated to that of Zidane. At least they played in the same era. Same way Lahm and Gotze cant be compared with each other in terms of popularity.

Look at this warapa sufferer! Comparing the days of Ballack and Zidane to this modern era when other factors need to be taken into account including younger audiences, social media and all that

Who is more popular? Beckham or Zidane? Binary bird brain

Who is more popular? Goetze or your orisa? Lololololol

toba:
Pathetic. The same thing that stopped him from starting after the early games at the world cup till we got to the final and being used as a sub. You wouldnt have a fit Reus, Kroos the king, Ozil and Muller Available and Gotze start ahead of them.

Goetze started in the friendlies along with Reus so tell us why he would not have started in the World Cup you douchegoblin!!

Lmaooooo! The orisa-worshipper even calls Kroos King! King of your life i'm sure, i bet you would murder your entire village on his command. Hehehehehehe i go die ooh.

I have no problem with your idolatry just go and worship him in the Madrid thread! Abi is that too much to ask?

toba:
fooool. What were you implying when you said popularity is a factor in wage payment at Bayern. You fix that yourself

It is a factor in almost every club Bayern is not an exception! I said a factor not the sole factor! Illiterate

toba:
Foool. Learn how to read. I asked a simple question. Was he in demand from other club, whilst playing for Bayern?

Where did i say Kroos was not in demand? Its so unfortunate that the aje that cursed you is no more! E don be for you be that

toba:
Why did Jerome Boateng give an assist to Aguero to score against Bayern that pays his salaries? The guy deserves to be shot

Why did he win us the first leg and provided an assist for Lewandowski in the second leg. You deserve to be shot bwahahahaha

Better players like Mandzukic are banging in hat-tricks in the Champions League yet this brain-damaged lunatic keeps making noise about his god like say na something good

nitlad:
See as these retards just dey flood my 'Mentions'. . .

E be like say Ogun wan sample some of una

After disgracing the internet yesterday is that your best come back? Weak bruh

toba:
He will never get.

My predictions are already coming to past. Boateng should be shot for giving an assist to aguero.

2012/2013 season, it was Dante that lifted Bayern. This same silly Boateng got a red card playing against city last season.

2013/2014, it was again Dante that covered his assssss.

Joachim low didnt start him as CB in the first few games in the WC till hummels got injured.

He was weak against Drogba and allowed Drogba to equalize in the Munich 2012 final.

More calamity to come from Boateng. Only foools and kids would argue otherwise

Hahahahaha you are the biggest ret@rd in the history of this forum! And i have come across a lot of ret@rds! What phoolish predictions of yours has come to pass. Efulefu

Dante covered his a$$ but Boa-TANK is making FIFPROXI and UEFA shortlists while Dante and Badstuber are not sniffing the list

He didn't start him at CB but he played ahead of Lahm at RB unlike your useless Mertesacker that was dumped on the bench and was relegated to garbage time minutes while you shamelessly lie he was injured

Phool! Were you struck with blindness when he scored the winner in the first leg and assisted Lewandowski's goal in the second leg?

Didn't your orisa almost cost Germany the World Cup? Abi if say Higuain na better striker wouldn't he have scored!

Of course more calamity like making FIFPRO and UEFA team of the year lists. Doofus Giwa

toba:
Why because He got injured? Same way it would be foolish to rely on benetia, error prone Boateng who is weak with his head, Marko Reus, Schweinsteiger, Robben etc

You are terminally mad! Schweinsteiger, Benatia, Reus and Robben have been injured for 20 months ba? Your brain is a waste! Donate it to science or something

toba:
r Troll, whose post have i passed on?

You are irretrievably daft! I can even tell you the site you stole it from plagiarist oshi

toba:
Its been long established that you're frustrated. Now tell me the source of most post i make here including those of the players i predicted would excel?

Bwahahaha who bloody cares

toba:
No. young man, i see you doing so very soon. Isnt it obvious, with the way you get agitated?

I'm just taking a presidential dump on your head! Suicide is your destiny i can only beg you not to take the people unfortunate enough around you along with you. Efulefu

toba:
The funny thin is that, i live and work around real people. With the way you portray yourself on Nairaland, im thinking you live a miserable life outside the internet

ROTFLMAO!! You are a ret@rd! That you feel the need to announce that you work is pathetic! Maybe you are the first one in your village to get work lol who asked you and who gives a shyte? Edumare punish you and that train of thought. You are doomed to misery and may it extend to your future generations

toba:
Says alot about your up bringing. You have no class at all

Your hypocrisy says a lot about your upbringing too! You come from a long line of liars and ajigunjaales

toba:
Mumu, isnt it obviou that your life depend on replying me?

Now let me prove to the entire world or anyone who might read this post. Lets see whether you will respond to this post im making now or not. If you did, then your life really depends on responding to me.

Your post A40(m): 11:14pm On Nov 05 and im responding today 28th November. To show you, that you're the least important in my routine.

Lets see when you would respond

You are just trying to cop a plea and your methods are pathetic! I told you i would be here till i get banned or Seun closes Nairaland so what is your business with when i opt to reply you

Hahaha i can see that you are exhibiting signs of engine fatigue! The replies are getting slower and slower! You are now running on fumes and need 3 weeks to respond

Your life does not not depend on replying me yet your first mission when you get back to Nairaland is to reply my posts even before any other thing. What a confused dimwit!! If you like wait till 2017 to reply me again you would just be showing to the world what an inconsistent ret@rd you are

No wonder BULI provided 2x the number of EPL players on UEFA's shortlist

UEFA Team of the Year

Bundesliga 10
EPL 5

Balon D'or shortlist
Bundesliga 2
EPL. 0

World Cup All-star team
Bundesliga 6
EPL 0

Lordave:
You simply don't get it!
Boateng was one of the major reason we lost to Madrid in the first leg of the semis last season, and this is actually the second time he's committing a blunder against City. So why always him?


And I don't accept your comparism with John Terry and Ferdinand/Vidic. Because Tommy my friend and colleague failed a promotional exam I shouldn't bother much if I failed too?

Really? No blame for Rafinha who Boateng tried to cover for? I don't buy that bruh

When was the first time? I hope you are not talking about last season cos he was also trying to cover up for Kirchoff's error

No defender is above mistakes so if you opt to highlight Boateng's i will highlight others! The guy has really improved and his game has grown a lot its unfortunate that even some Bayern fans are not appreciating this but thankfully the neutrals are

Go all over the net everyone is waxing poetic about the Boa-TANK and just reinforcing what some of us saw in him a while ago

Nihilist:
I was foolish enough to count Branislav and Ivanovic as 2 different players

Blame Nitlad's stupid marker for deceiving me.

Na waa for you ooh! That's why they said bad association corrupts good manners! Nitlad the ret@rded alainitiju cannot even count to 5.

nitlad:
We all know UEFA's TOTY is always unveiled around the start of new football seasons.

[/quote]Loooloooooloool! Who let the dogs out?

So who did they unveil this year??

Chelsea fans ought to be ashamed such an ignorant buffoon supports their club! You guys should place a gag order on this lunatic before he disgraces yall further

Nothing funnier than a Sergio Ignoramus that thinks he knows but has no idea

nitlad:
What the fraudulent asinwin brought here as UEFA's TOTY is actually uefa.com's TOTY megedefegede, where every other retärded netizen from DayoOponu himself to A-fool-at-40 to DaftBoard and other midget-fückers get to vote and determine the outcome.

We all know UEFA's TOTY is always unveiled around the start of new football seasons.

STFU you brain-haemorhagging lunatic! This phoolish Doofus Giwa must have suffered some blunt force trauma to the head or maybe you are just stoopid by nature! once again you are flaunting your inability to understand simple English like oloshos flaunt their endowment at Jolly Friends

Instead of admitting your colossal brainfart you are here displaying your illiteracy, someone brought UEFA list and you went on to post an entirely different list from a different body

People vote from a pre-determined list of players UEFA select unless a mentally challenged P.O.S like you wants to claim you know more than they do. Eediotic Efulefu

'Alago' Boa-TANK in action

http://en.toty.uefa.com/player=98865.html

www.fifa.com/ballon-dor/news/y=2014/m=11/news=twenty-defenders-shortlisted-for-fifa-fifpro-world-xi-2479276.html

Funny since they started calling him 'Alago' na him e just dey beast dey go

I can't see any Manyoo or Ass@nal defender in any of these lists

No Chelsea defender in the UEFA list either. Even Garri Cahill the English Baresi no dey there.

Lordave:
Perhaps you don't know that was the third time he's committing such blunder in UCL. If he doesn't learn his lessons he might cost us a good opportunity at the tournament

You are simply nitpicking! Which defender doesn't make mistakes? John Terry slipped fell and cost Chelsea the UCL

Messi outjumped Ferdinand and Vidic this was at a time when they were rated the best defensive pairing. What is new?

Lmaooo Neverkussen cannot beat phucking Monaco in their own building. What's more hilarious is that they've qualified and can even top their group by beating Benfica who would probably not even make Europa

Iceskidd:
I said it before it don't matter what bayern does they can't beat the citizens home and away. Go check records we dey whoop una wella. And why ribery dey talk shiit about cr7?

We are waiting for you to beat us or even draw with us in a game where we actually need a result! You have failed to do that thrice now

Ibime:
That was the starting line-up. It was basically a weakened team and they still outplayed City with 10 men.

I attended the match, Boateng played very well actually bar the giveaway.

Actually he was the most confident defender on pitch.

Kompany was horrendous. I'm starting to believe thís ninja living off good press cos he's been shocking for about 18 months.

Alonso was man of the match for Bayern. What a fùcking player! Giveaway regardless, nobody could touch him on that pitch.

Benat got the intelligence of a central midfielder

Hjorgberg, I can't decide if he played well or not. He seemed to be a reluctant midfielder, always trying to go forward, but then again the midfield fell apart when he went off.

City are mediocre all round.

Ibime wetin you dey drink? This your analysis is superb! My only disagreement is with Bernat! He had problems with Navas all night! A less one-dimensional winger would have bodied him last night

SIRcumalot:
All lakers fans hate Dwight so am not surprised.
If you remove your bias only Gasol and Maybe DemarcuS are better than dwight.

Silly me I even forgot a beast like Boogie! Which is not my fault because he possesses the finesse and plays more like a power forward at times

That means 4 guys better than Dwight

raumdeuter:
League Hazard 4 goals
League Gotze 7 goals

Half of them are penalties while Goetze has scored all his goals from open play

Go to the Champions League same story

Hazard ko traffic light ni.

Lordave:
God fit no forgive Boateng tonight.
This is the 3rd time he's doing this silly mistake in CL, this guy don finish tonight

You no mention Benatia or Alonso wey cause first and second goal! Straight to Boateng. Smh