₦airaland Forum

Even NIGERIA herself is asking why she is housing these kind of people









no body cares whether you are dead or broke,

everybody just move on and pretend


I DONT CARE



but when its a rich man or politician


twitter, facebook and social media will weep blood



GOD IS WATCHING AT ALL OF US

grandmasters of data







everytime i go retreive my glo line


e no go tey before the thing go lost again



may be then don curse am ni i no know

to eat pig is sweet to pay the loan is awkward








people will help you to spend the money


but when you meet BABA GOD, na only you go dey face the judgement

the gods (small letter) left NIGERIA a very long time



the only thing in NIGERIA is to eat , sleep and fxck your wife


there is nothing else more left in this country


alot of people have given up on NIGERIA


Our leaders dont even disturb themselves,
they just wait for 25 collect their allocations and share it

live and let live


but on the contrast its live and let die everywhere



the world isnt for only one person


its for all

dangote everyday everywhere


and his company gives little or nothing back in return



BUA SHOULD LEARN FROM DANGOTES MISTAKES

and set a right path

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF DANGOTE REPUBLIC


UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE , THATS WHEN YOU NO GO USE DANGOTE PRODUCT











may be the oxygen you are breathing is even made by DANGOTE










AS FOR MELE






WHO MADE DANGOTE?










HYPOCRITICAL GOVT









#GODSAVEUS

same thing also happens when you travel abroad






whites wont ask you whether you are yoloba, aboki or yanmuri


or ipob or oduduwa or shege kafasa

what they will see is just your BLACK ASS!


DOUBLE WAHAL FOR DEAD BODY!

artificial poverty and corruption induced hunger






money budgeted for millions embezzled by one person




you said we should go and farm


yhen your fellow cattle herdsmen came and ate everything


WHY WONT THERE BE HUNGER?




like some clerics said in 2015 every body was shouting buhari buhari

instead of turning to GOD to help us


now see wetin buhari don cause


buhari BRINGING UNNECESSARY SUFFERING AMONG RESPECTED INDIVIDUALS


#MAYGODSAVEUSALL

the fatter your bank account,


the more NIGERIAN women will follow you


if you get dough, you dont even need to toast them

they will come to your house,

help you bring out your diick from your trousers and

teach you how to put it inside and where to put it

incase you dont know where to put it like JON SNOW



#GODSAVEMYSOUL!

most couples sleep with each other on the 25th of the month when the husbands alert don enter






if him try am say him wan smash punna before alert him go blame himself





thats why married men are those plenty in brothels and wh,ore houses


many of them are sex starved,



women are the guardians of sex, no money, no honey pot


SHOUT TILL JUDGEMENT DAY RENO



THE FUTURE IS FEMALE


THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING!

its not good but arent NIGERIAN WOMEN being browsed by many men?











ARGUE WITH YOUR PRIVATE PART


#BABAGODSAVEME

akpu and ogbono eaters will not like this













whats your problem?







do you eat akpu and ogbono?





#GODSAVEMYSOUL!




MR DJ PLS PLAY ME GALLARDO BY RUNTOWN FT DAVIDO






HAPPY SUNDAY NAIRALAND

good news for our corrupt leaders










all the crude oil money, WHERE E DEY?



if you like discover PARADISE in NIGERIA


E no go solve our problems

LALASTICLALA






YOU STILL DEY CHURCH?








ABEG CARRY AM GO FRONT PAGE

brokeness

poverty

emotional trauma

jumping from third mainland bridge


suicide

drinking sniper

spiritual attacks from her spiritual husband or fellow marine spirits or ogbanje

job loss

boring life

sex deprivation

heart break

being made jest of by her friends and neighbours in the streets

being dejected by the society

CAN ANY GOOD THING COME FROM NIGERIA GIRLS?

this table you are shaking



i pray it doesnt fall on ,,,,,,,,,,,,,



AMEN

AAAntz:
Why should i be eating only RICE everyday?

Dont mind OP him no know say toto sweet pass each other ni?










#GODSAVEMYSWEETSOUL

Why should i be eating only RICE everyday?

a whole country with youths who are junkies, weed smokers, cocaine sniffers, rophynol drinkers

what can you expect from them


anything that alters the brain is an intoxicant

you said you are not drinking beer, but you are popping tramadol and codein like paracetamol and vitamin c tablets, DEVIL IS SMILING AT YOU

to govt

how many rehab centres do we have?

are they functioning with equipments and doctors?

well MR PRESIDO himself goes to LONDON when mosquito bite am

GOD IS WATCHING ALL OF US OKAY

nobody destroyed NIGERIA,

WE DESTROYED IT BY OURSELVES!

#GODSAVEUSALL

though its not good

but its possible THANKS TO OUR CORRUPT JUDICIARY



corrupt politicians are walking free


HIRE A "GOOD" LAWYER

and he will argue that

GOD DOESNT EXIST

#GODSAVEMYSOUL

can any good thing come from NIGERIAN WOMEN?


VAGINA PEOPLE

i asked one nigerian woman to marry me

guess what her reply was


"YOUR FATHER, I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT TO YOU?"


#WELCOMETOREALWORLDGUYS!

whale too don get sense

im no come NIGERIA


IM don know say na KILL AND CHOP FOR

HERE


reminds me of one NAIRALAND MONIKER


HUNGERBAD!

Fear who no fear women

The day when you,father was pouring sperm inside yoir mothers toto they have already started hating on you.

One day i went to resume at a new job, I was dressed in a suit i just bought,

Though i havent paid the money for the suit

One of their female staff at the work place looked at me from head to toe,

She couLdnt find anything to say ,

she hissed and told her friend,

HE DIDNT EVEN WEAR SOCKS

FEAR WHO NO FEAR WOMEN,

THEY DONT LOOK FOR YOUR GREATNESS SAVE YOUR DOWNFALL

Men are now becoming endangered species

#GODSAVEUS

fear women



especially NIGERIAN VERSION





ASK SUPER TV CEO, HE IS WITH BABA GOD NOW


#MAYGODSAVEUS

Marlians


if they said this guy will trend in the streets


you wont believe it

RUBBISH IS SENSE IN NIGERIA


#GLORYBETOGOD

Foul cryers and finger pointers

He is a thief he is a thief you said in 2015 his party won and defeated the incumbent.

He is a thief he is a thief you continued crying his party still won in 2019 and is still in power

Now your thief is still contesting in 2023 and you are still crying he is thief


DOING SOMEHING SAME WAY AND EXPECTING DIFFERNT RESULT IS INSANE

Was it lagos that collected the IGR of your states?

Was the THIEF the one who didnt construct roads, bridges and schools and hospitals for your states?

LEAVE OUR thief ALONE FOR US


MONKEY NO FINE BUT IM MAMA LIKE AM


HOLY BIBLE said : Remove the peck in your eye first before the seeing the log of wood in your brothers eyes

#GODBLESS

As for the occult symbol

is there any prominent Nigerian leader that isnt in a cult group?

Most of them in the National Assembly are Ogboni or Confraternity Members or Illuminati,

Check the one hundred naira note,
that the modern day oxygen in Nigeria get uses to it if you want to survive

Learn and live and stop crying wolf everyday!

Crying is for babies

#GrowUp

life no balance


when rat dey pursue farmer


water don pass garri be that

#GODSAVEUSALL

i didnt carry out any statistics sha


but from what i have seen with my eyes

hausa guys dey try


some of them are

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS