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Fellow nairalanders, I need your help please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gave all my salary to a girl with wide hips and big Nyash.Now, i dont have a cup o garri in my room.You guys in nairaland are scalewag for not advising me about the dangers of big Nyash.God go punish unah.Nah who go borrow me money until we collect next pay?

Nigerian pastors are jesters.How can Pastor Ayedepo be making a fool of himself all the time.This time around he claimed to have changed small breast to big breast.See Ashawo pastor, how did you know if the breast was small in the first place? Your mates are there healing cancer patient,the possessed, etc. You are busy increasing the size of breast. Oloshi olo bruku!

There is God inside big Nyash and hip.say haleluya somebody!!!!!!

Nairaladers, truth is bitter, they said. Infact, I prefer big Nyash and hips to Sunday service.Last year, I had kidney stone, they told me that i will be operated upon.I told my doctor not to worry, immediately i saw a big Nyash and hips i was healed.Say Amen somebody.There is God in big Nyash.Allelu! Allelu!!!!!!!

Guys, a word is enough for the wise.

Thanks to my 14inches dick, yesterday I recieved a phone call from one of the wives of a busines don and who is also a senator of federal republic.She said somebody introduced me to her.She said, I should F..ck her the way I have never done before, we later went to one of the best hotels in Abuja.At 7:30pm, the show began.Immediately she undressed, I grabbed her panties and tore it, removed my dragon dick and push it into her pu..sy.As I .....

The baby is a replica of Don Jazzy. Don Baba, u try whellah. No wonder she no want make we see am.Na guilty concience dey worry her.

Recently, when I told Nairalanders about my monterous dick, they called me names.This is to tell Nairalanders that the lady on twitter is talking about me.I gave her the best Bleep of her life with my 14inches dick, now she is looking for me.Well, the next time i meet you, the penetration gonna be hot.You gonna sing, ouch!!!!! Yeah!!!!do me!!!! F...ck me!!!!!!

She is talking about Abah009; the guy with 14inches dick.

Nairalander, please dont blame me;Iam telling you my mind.I love big Nyash more than my mama, food and even money.Big Nyash comes first.This is because my 14inches dick can easily penetrate from behind.

God have mercy, my boxers have torn because of my 14inches dick.I need a girl with big Nyash so that I can push the long dick inside her p....sy from behinf the big nyash.

Please, nairalanders your candid advice will save my friend.This guy is married to a lady.His complain is that, the lady cannot cook well, she nags, talks alot, not ready to take correction, she is not good in bed(she lied down like a wood when sex is in progress) she is a fanatics(she hates christains) she is very secretive, she tell lies,she likes to be in control.Worst of all, it is my guy who provide for the up keep of the family.Another worst thing is that, the had no issue after one year of marraige. My guy is thinking of dirvorcing her.Candid advice, please.

I need a wife, she must have very big Nyash, boops and she must be pretty and fair.Hairy p.....ssy that can accommodate my 14inches dick.She must be ready to be screwed everyday because, I love sex more than food.If you are interested you can drop your number so that i will call you. Pretty ladies only........ugly girls should get lost.

Na wetin hin carry the money wey snooop dog give hin and D,banj do?

Iam a champion, could you imagine that I screwed seven girl today and all of them had trippled orgasm? Just the sight of my dragon 14inches dick make them to go wet.My next target now is my lanlords first daughter, Nkechi.Iam gonna tear her p...ssy apart.

Thanks to sey Baba, I have just received my alert,God win.

Thanks to God Almighty, for his blessing on me everday.His glory is upon my hot dragon dick,which keep on expanding day after day.All nairaland girls should come let me give them from behind, their life will never remain thesame.

A girl in nairaland called me this evening to see my hot dick on webcam.After showing her my thick dragon, she confess that she got wet immediatel.What a Hot experience.She said, she will come down to Lagos so that i will f...ck her from behind.Well, all I know is that, if u come down, ur toto gonna tear apart.u will orgasm six times, after one round.

Last week, I called my best friend that I will be coming to Lagos for a seminar.when I arrive Lagos my best friend received me like a brother, he led me into the visitors room.I was fed and well taken care of.The next day, i just finish taken my bath, as I was wiping my body with towel, the wife came in behold, she screamem, Jesus! When she saw my 14inches dragon dick.She said, sorry and left.The next day,as I was about going for the seminar, she said, I want you to screw me hard, Iam feeling Hot right now. We kissed, and I tore her panties and pushed my dragon dick into her pu...sy. She screamed, Jesus!! Oooooooooooch!!!!! ausssssssss!!! I luv ur diiiiiiiiiiick.. Sooooooo sweeeeeeeet!!!!!! Oyeeeeah!!! F..ck me more.I luv u more than my husbant.As we were banging, guess what?

Micky boy 008; Bleep your mother ToTo, redarded scalewag.Idiot.

My pastors wife wants my 14inches dick.She said, her husband doesnt have time for her, that She wants to have a taste of my hot dick.She also want me to suck her p.....sy.Well, no qualms, I will give her from behind.My hot dick will make her sing..... auch!!auch!!!auch!! F....ck me. S..ck me. Oyeah.. So........ Sweet. Ur dick is sooooooo Hot.

Make eeh lie nah! Me do enjoy my gbagam.

It was last Saturday evening, my phone rang, when I picked the phone, behold it was my bosses wife, she sait it was an emergency, her husband travelled to Dubai.As I got there, I did not notice anything trouble, every where was calm.She said, she lied, that she just want to have a taste of my 14inches dick."Give it to me" she said. I want you to Bleep me hard the way my husband has never done.men! Immediately, she undressed her panties, behold! What I saw made me to agree immediately.O' boy na so big men dey enjoy? She got all I wanted in a girl, wide hips, big booty and boobs.Madam dey fair lack Oyibo.Immediately, I UnCloth my boxers, what she saw made her screamed.When i pushed my hot dick into her pussy she started moaning, ash! Ouch! Ouch! Oyeah! Bleep me!

Na dem suffer am now, i enjoyed every bit of it.Girls wey dey rape person, dey moan, please, do me small, small, ouch!!oyea!!

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Iam in trouble, i was feeling funky yesterday, so i used my salary to Bleep a hore, now Iam broke, i cant even feed.

Sissy Lucy or wetin you call yourself, bring ur mama make I service her toto.idiot, retarded poooh!

I need to give testmony tomorrow in the church, this is because , I got drunk this afternoon, after taking two bottles of macdowels, on my way home I saw a lady with heavy big nyash urinating, I zip down and removed my fourteen inches dick as I was about inserting it into her pussy, she sreamed.Passer by came and gave me the beating of my life, presently Iam in the clinic receiving treatment.If i reach home today Iam gonna pure annointing oil on my joystick to stop misbehaving.Pray for my dick also fellow nairalanders.Thanks.

You people pretend a lot