₦airaland Forum

I feel like committing suicide. Iam depress.When i reach hell, iam gonna Bleep sexy ladies with my fourtteen inches dick.

Former head of state, RTD GEN Ibrahim Babangida, had warned Buhari not to step on his toes or else, he will see the unexpected...Full details later......................

The comedian said, he is a loser when it comes to women.He is angry because his dick is only once inche,like cigar. His girlfriend said his d....ck is too small.That is why Ereme the comedian wants to kpaye.I mean, commit suicide.

Workers of Federal Ministry of Agriculture, Health, Mines and Solid Minerals give kudos to President Buhari for paying their 28days.They expressed joy that the present change has finally put smile on their faces.

If God should help me to become the president, I will sell this country and use the money to torment Nigerians.

You dey naija so? Salary whey i don chop my own.Since on the 28 Jan.Olodo!

Come let me give you my 14inches dick. After strong penetration into your possessed pussy,your life will never remain thesame.

Inland revenue and INEC don receive.

I received my alert yesterday.Federal inland revenue.

Federal workers commend Federal Government for paying January salary on the 25th January,2016 despite the cash crunch in the country.This is the first time workers are paid early right from the inception of Buhari,s administration.

Nairalanders should pray for me to get another job.Iam in distress at the moment for my job loss.I slapped my boss for telling me I have a mouth odour.I pleaded for mercy and he refused.Please, Nairalanders pray for me for another job.Thanks!

Mr. Alex 68 died after 33years of marraige.Women are are wicked.

TELL YOUR UNCLE SEY I FIT HELP AM USE MY 19INCHES DICK TEARS HER PUSSY WELLA. SERIOUSLY, HE GO THANK ME LATER.

Buhari is not happy with Nigerians , especially youth, this is because he cannot do swag like them.Nigerians did not vote for him when he was younger.That is the main reason he is punishing the youth. Swaggerliciouse Bubu.I hail oh!

Nairalanders, please any ideas?

Don Jazzy,I hail oh! No wonder you no wan marry.I rest my case.

Abi she don catch HIV ni? Too much Bleep, Bleep here and there

Emmy Ginge! Your father Nyash for asking that foolish question.Oloshi olobruku!

Guys! I have observed that white p...ssy is cute,clean and inviting while black p..ssy is ugly, messed and pizzed. Why nah?

DSS cannot post or bring out what is not authentic.Let me put it catigoritically clear that it was Kanus agents that photoshoped the google picture in favour of the Biafra scalewag.

I don Receive my December alert, men! I dey go shayo.shey na Guilder or origin or nah star? With point and kill.

The moderators said I always post nasty things in the wrong thread.

Is it fair? The moderators said, I often post nasty things on the wrong thread. They are annoyed because i normally post things about my 14inches dick.

Nairalanders, please I want to know why I was banned by operators i NL?

I just received my alert this evening.I work with Federal medical center Keffi.

President Buhari disclosed yesterday that Nigerians should stop complaining because, they have not started eating from the dustbin.He went further to state that Nigerians should be grateful to him for paying workers salary without borrowing.

President Mohammadu Buhari, yesterday told his P.A,S that Nigerians will soon start eating from the dustbin. He said, 2016 is the year of hardship for Nigerians because the country is very broke, that is why Nigeria is facing the current trend of not being able to pay workers salary.