₦airaland Forum

Fellow nairalanders, have you ever observed your girlfriends pussy talks during sex? Have you also observed her pussy smelling during sex? I mean, the smell is just like a rotten carcass.

Fellow Nairalanders, I want you to help me beg Seun, to connect me with a lady in nairaland who has big nyash for me to marry.Perhaps, I can ride the asset and penetrate deep with my 14inch dick.This will save me from depression.Thanks!

Thanks to Oga Suen, about Thirty girls called me yesterday, that they want to thirst my monterous dick.I have Bleep six of them and they refused to leave,still asking for more.I dont know that girls like thick hot dick.well, am waiting for the remaining girls, let me tear their arse.

I hate myself because I dont have money.I will change my name to ego so that making money.

Ladies!!! I need a girl friend, if you like me the way iam please, call my number below....:

Iam worried and need help.Some one should please advice me on how to reduce the size of my huge, thick monsterous dick.I dont have a girlfriend any more because of the size of my dick. Girls are running away from me.I also need a girfriend that can accept me the way Iam.

I need help, my dick is disgracing me where ever I go.It is huge and 13inches long,always bulging out when ever i see a ladys booty or boobs.My girl friend has run away because of the size of my dick.She said, sometimes, she had tripple orgasm whenever we have hot sex but i still want to continue fucking her.:I dont want your huge dick to kill me, she said.Please, Nairalanders, i need a girl in Nairaland.The one that can endure the size of my dick.Thanks!

Rap legend, Tupac Shakur was sited in Dubai.In a chat, he said he has been in UK all this while.He is afraid of been tried for murder case."ya! I fake me death; Come and get me muther fucker:said the Legend.The rapper have not change after all.

You dey craze! Who be olodo! Result is cancelled, you are talking trash.Empty head.

You dey craze! Who be olodo?

Kogi election has been cancelled due to violence and cancellations in some polling units.

INEC has just release official result which declear Idris Wada as the Winner of the Governorship election.He has been given the certificate of returns.Congrats, Gov.Wada. Please, dont forget your promise of making me P.A. for youth and Sport. Congrats!

Report reaching our desk shows that Governor Idris Wada has won the election.

We need to have our brain re-examimed.I think we are animals in human skin with decayed brains.Every government will come and deal with us and go, without us doing or saying anything.

President Buhari this morning, yelled at the chairman of ASCSN, that Nigeria is passing through austerity measures at the moment.He went further to say that federal civil servant who were owned salary arears by previouse administration should sacrifice the money for the country is passing through trauma and hard times at the moment.

At last former president Jona don give her AIDS.case closed!

A top secret, seald and highly confidencial report reaching our desk revealed that Obama and his cohort are behind Nigerian problems.Having realized that Nigerian economy was waxing stronger over the years, the decided to come with a plan to form boko haram and biafra group inorder to split Nigeria into three countrie.A top CIA agent said, boko haram and biafra is obamas idea to split Nigeria in 2017.He went further to say that Obama has a target, which is 2017 and time is running out.Evidence of his financial support to this groups is on record.Obama does not want other African countries to look up to Nigeria should Nigeria succed in its economic strategies, it will affect American economy negatively......:full detail later...............................

APC is full of propaganda, they will say something and do another thing.They are all disgruntle elements.I weep for our future generation.Is there any bright future? No. This is because, thing are falling apart in this country.The rate of poverty has reached it peal.Well, let keep suffering and smiling.

Alert for salary nah, abi you no dey Naija?

Warri, una father!!! I don recieve alert just now.

I beat up my mum again over the 20'000 I asked her to give me inorder to settle debt.Last week, I bought some stuff from some guys in my neighbourhood, and the threatened to deal with me if i dont settle them. Having reached home, i asked my mum to give me the money so that i will use it to settle the "gbana" i bought from area father, but she refused: I got angry and gave her dirty slap, as she tried to lay curses, i punch her on the face, clear her down and wipe her with my belt. She is at the emergency ward on admission in hospital.I regret my action.Last year, i beat my father to coma for refusing me to use his car.I have been deboarded by the school for slapping my Maths teacher for given me zero in CA test.My fellow Nairalander, Iam confused and pizzed up, i need your advice.Thanks.

President Buhari is not happy because he said Nigerians did not vote for him when he was younger,now that he can not do swag, Nigerians decided to vote for him. "i cannot do my swag" says Buhari. "Old age wont let me.It is the vextation that is making me to be slow in action. I envy good luck because he is younger" He wept uncontrollably. Last week, president Obama promised to do plastic sugery for him so that he will look younger and do his swag.

There is a news waving the air for some time now that the Maradonic IBB is dead, listen to what the former military dictator had to say: Last week, I heard that some disgruntle, frustrated,mentally redarded and babaric elements are wishing me dead.Well, i want to dissapoint you that, the undistructable Ibb is still alive.Iam immortal, that is why my PA call me God.Happilly enough, last week i gave him 25million dollars for given me that Godly respect.Perhaps, if he burns in hell, i might not be there to rescue him.I know people die everyday but Nigerians should stop talking about other peoples death, when they know that death is written for everybody excepy me.Next time i read that Iam dead, that person will be sued and dealt with, squarly.....IBB. SOURCE.. SAHARA REPORTERS.

Na because of the smelling poooh in between her tigh na hin she dey give condition.oloshi olobruku!