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RomanceI Love Big Nyash More Than Sunday Service by abah009(op): 7:28pm On Feb 19, 2017
Nairalanders' I was to let u know that big nyash is my everything.I can die for big nyash. I love big nyash more than sunday service. I also love big nyash more than my life.
AutosPlease How Much Is Nissan Almera Tokumbo Engine by abah009(op): 9:45pm On Feb 17, 2017
please nairalanders ' how much is Nissan Almera tokumbo engine?
PoliticsMan Vowed To Hang Himself by abah009(op): 11:50am On Jan 26, 2017
fellow naira anders na me wan hang my self oh .I am not happy cos most Nigeria girls p..sy is smelling and moreover it is very difficult to date a lady with big nyash figure eight.
RomanceIs It A Crime To Love A Girl? by abah009(op): 2:22pm On Jul 17, 2016
There was this girl in my neighbourhood, very pretty, she has wide hips, big arse , and boobs.A girl that can make any guys Joystick to misbehave.I spoke to her about my interest,She agreed.The following day, she asked me to buy her a jean and tshirt worth 15k, which i oblidge.Last week she asked me to take to TANTALIZER. I went there together with her, expecting her to sit down so that we will be chatting as entertainment was on, but she told me she needs take away.I paid about, 8000k for what she ordered for.The most annoying thing that hurt me was that, thirty minutes later when i called her line, she picked and address me as MUGU how nah. The next thing i heard was the voice of a guy saying baby iam not done yet give me the doggy style.The next, sound i heard was the lady moaning in the phone.Well, I leave her with God to judge. smileyThere was this girl in my neighbourhood, very pretty, she has wide hips, big arse , and boobs.A girl that can make any guys Joystick to misbehave.I spoke to her about my interest,She agreed.The following day, she asked me to buy her a jean and tshirt worth 15k, which i oblidge.Last week she asked me to take to TANTALIZER. I went their together with her, expecting her to sit down so that we will be chatting as entertainment is on, but she told me she needs take away.I paid about, 8000k for what she ordered for.The most annoying thing that hurt me was that, thirty minutes later when i called her line, she picked and address me as MUGU how nah. The next thing i heard was the voice of a guy saying baby iam not done yet give me the doggy style.The next, sound i heard was the lady moaning in the phone.Well, I leave her with God to judge. If only i used the money, to carry two oloshos with wide hip and nyash, na maximum enjoyment nah.well, next time sha.
BusinessPlease, What Code Can I Use To Check My Ecobank Acct Bal. by abah009(op): 2:39pm On Jul 13, 2016
Please nairalanders, what code can i use in checking my Ecobank account balance? winkPlease nairalanders, what code can i use in checking my Ecobank account balance?
RomanceRe: Come And See Breast O Chaii This Lagos Lady Bad O by abah009: 9:33am On Jul 13, 2016
Buhari don make vaseline cost nah, who go help me with petroleum jelly?
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry A Girl With big Nyash by abah009(op): 1:26pm On Jul 10, 2016
Babe, if u have big nyash, i will marry u
RomanceI Want To Marry A Girl With big Nyash by abah009(op): 1:17pm On Jul 10, 2016
Please, nairalanders, i want u to connect me with a babe with curved hips and huge nyash. :PPlease, nairalanders, i want u to connect me with a babe with curved hips and huge nyash.
PoliticsI Need Help!!! by abah009(op): 3:32pm On Jul 04, 2016
Fellow nairalanders, pls i need your help,I operate with Ecobank, i went to Diamond bank on sunday to withdraw money from their ATm to settle bill in the hospital, unfortunately, my account was credited without payment.I met ecobank customer care, they told me to fill a form and wait till six working days. Pls, my wife is dying in the hospital, i need a God fearing nairalander to borrow me some money. I promise to pay back.pls, save a life. God bless u all.Amen. angryFellow nairalanders, pls i need your help,I operate with Ecobank, i went to Diamond bank on sunday to withdraw money from their ATm to settle bill in the hospital, unfortunately, my account was credited without payment.I met ecobank customer care, they told me to fill a form and wait till six working days. Pls, my wife is dying in the hospital, i need a God fearing nairalander to borrow me some money. I promise to pay back.pls, save a life. God bless u all.Amen.
BusinessHelp! My Account Was Debited by abah009(op): 12:42pm On Jul 03, 2016
Good afternoon Nairalanders, I bank with Eco.I went to Diamond bank this morning to withdraw 20;000 from their ATM . My account was debited without me receiving anything due to network problems.pls, nairalanders, how do i get my money back? Cos i need it to settle hospital bills. angryGood afternoon Nairalanders, I bank with Eco.I went to Diamond bank this morning to withdraw 20;000 from their ATM . My account was debited without me receiving anything due to network problems.pls, nairalanders, how do i get my money back? Cos i need it to settle hospital bills.
RomanceRe: Tiny Dick Vs Moderate Dick Vs Big Dick Vs Large Dick Vs Extra Large Dick by abah009: 10:07pm On Jun 19, 2016
My dick is 10inches long coolMy dick is 10inches long
PoliticsOsibanjo Is Now President by abah009(op): 6:33pm On Jun 13, 2016
Buhari is missing, his family doesnt know his where about. Osibanjo is now our president.Make everybody chop shit. embarassedBuhari is missing, his family doesnt know his where about. Osibanjo is now our president.Make everybody chop shit.
PoliticsUnited State Implants Chips Into Buharis Blood by abah009(op): 8:54am On Jun 11, 2016
The United State of America implanted a chip into the blood stream of Buhari late last year through handshake with Obama.The essence of the chip is:
1: To enable them control him to do what they ask him to do.
2: To know where he is at a particular moment.
3:To kill him when ever they want to.
4.To know his plan,
5.To manipulate him to accept gay law, remember Goodluck Jonathan said: Nigeria may re-visit the Gay law.He is aware of the chip. coolThe United State of America implanted a chip into the blood stream of Buhari late last year through handshake with Obama.The essence of the chip is:
1: To enable them control him to do what they ask him to do.
2: To know where he is at a particular moment.
3:To kill him when ever they want to.
4.To know his plan,
5.To manipulate him to accept gay law, remember Goodluck Jonathan said: Nigeria may re-visit the Gay law.He is aware of the chip.
Christianity EtcRe: See The Sacrifice Form RCCG Gave Members Asking For Houses, Cars, Lands & Money by abah009: 11:52am On Jun 06, 2016
This is absolute wickedness and greed.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Single Lady Looking For Husband by abah009: 11:38am On Jun 05, 2016
Guys, una yeye oh! The thread is for girls who need hsband and u pple are posting pooh coolGuys, una yeye oh! The thread is for girls who need hsband and u pple are posting pooh
CelebritiesRe: See Khloe Kardashian In A Transparent Jumpsuit - Showing Her Bare Ass by abah009: 11:25am On Jun 05, 2016
;DWhere is my vaseline? Oh shit! My vaseline don finish.Where is my vaseline? Oh shit! My vaseline don finish.Where is my vaseline? Oh shit! My vaseline don finish.
CelebritiesRe: Watch Arab Woman Frying Stuffs With Her Bare Hand In Hot Oil (video) by abah009: 11:13am On Jun 05, 2016
I have seen the picture, it is an artificial hand.
Christianity EtcMy Pastors Wife. by abah009(op): 7:41am On Jun 01, 2016
She called me on phone at 7pm for prayers.When i got there, i discovered the pastor was away for a function.She asked me to sit down and have a drink while she shower.Shortly she screamed, as i got there to find out whatsup, i saw my pastors wife naked with an inviting,big and sexy back side.She screamed, please f..ck me. My husband is weak down there. I need your hot dick.Men, it was just like a dream. As a pull off my panties , she screamed cos of the size of my dick. I went straight and push my dick into her p..ssy from behind cos her heavy back side really sweet.As i f..uck her with my black rode, she moan, ashhhhh! Ouuushhhhhh! Bleep me.....u so sweeeeeeeeeet.....ouch, ouch, i love u more than Jesssus. I pounded her G spot for hour until she orgasm. Ouch so sweeeet.Now she said, i should marry her and poison her husban.I agreed cos i dont want to miss her big Nyash.
PoliticsI Have Received May Alert. by abah009(op): 5:34pm On May 25, 2016
Thanks to Baba
CelebritiesRe: Omg!!! Nicki Minaj Puts Her Boobs On Display In New Photo Of Herself. See It!!! by abah009: 8:10pm On May 24, 2016
Niki minaj don catch am for HIV.
RomanceMy Experience With A White Lady. by abah009(op):
Believe it or not, white ladies are very romantic and sexy.They are calm, responsible and open minded. I came across one in Ikeja, we started dating since last year and the frienship was very strong.She invites me to her house one saturday, when i got to the house i met her on a swimming trunk while in the sitting room.Oh boy, See shape! I did not know when my d..ck started embarassing me.I was just jiltering because of what I saw, before i could say jack.....
PoliticsThe Vision I Saw by abah009(op):
I had a vision yesterday and Jesus told me that no Nigerian will see heaven, i asked why? He said our mind is being polluted and manipulated by satan.He even said we are idol worshippers.I asked why? He said we worship image(pastors) and money. We also dance to please satan.(praise and worship.Full detail later...................
PoliticsFinally! National Assembly Returned Corrected Copy Of 2016 Budget To Buhari. by abah009(op): 2:44pm On May 01, 2016
The national assembly has finally sent 2016 budget to presidency last night.The president is expected to assent it today sunday.Full details later.......
PoliticsEvidence Showing Don Jazzy F..k Tiwa Savage.....pic. by abah009(op): 2:32pm On May 01, 2016
Evidence showed that Don Baba f....ck Tiwa savage before the Doro shoot.full details later
PoliticsRe: What Happened To Tsa And 50k Stamp Duty? by abah009(op): 7:49pm On Feb 27, 2016
What is this retarded scalewag saying?
PoliticsWhat Happened To Tsa And 50k Stamp Duty? by abah009(op): 7:28pm On Feb 27, 2016
Nairalanders, please I want to ask the dullest and the most hyprocratical president on this planet a simple question. What happen to the funds in TSA account? stamp duty funds, daily crude oil sale funds, recovered looted funds etc. Since the coming of the dullard, there was no any new project, but the idiot is complaining about funds.Is the dullard well at all? I think he is a slowpoke.
PoliticsFederal Government Have Started Paying February Salary And First 28days. by abah009(op): 2:52pm On Feb 25, 2016
Federal Government have started paying february salary and first 28days.My friend who work with fed min. Of works just received his alert this afternoon.

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