₦airaland Forum

youngdude1:
I bought 250MB yesterday but when I checked my data balance this morning, lo & behold I saw this!
Is this real ?

CUM4WHAT:
NONSENSE



CHEAP POOR GAL #ALERT!!

AdeniyiA:
he was actually drawing the fingers

Cimbi:
I bet u haven't tried Simple Server

christinie:
You ain't ugly in anyway. You only look more mature than your age.

misscastle:
more..

if only the person on the boat saw this picture while he was sailing

gmobik:
Why does ur husband new a job and u dont
And ur on nairaland advertising him as a hisband not working, while u on the other hand are not working and probably neva worked.
Im shocked ur even been applauded by some.

It is indeed very unbecoming of most Nigeria women.
U both took a vow to take care of each other. Dont remember his a man when it time for the bills only.
If you went to school and finished with a degree jst like him i wanna see u advertising urself and applyn for a job.
Sorry to hear you were in hospital i hope that is out of the way now and ur ready and motivated to work.

boboLIL:
Taa,,, ah must miss classes .....m0re0ver, I'm n0t dia fr dia beauty.....

T0 cap it all,,, they can't be my teacher......

Imagine cynthia m0rgan t0 bi a maths teacher....w0 g0 teach w0? Me 0r her? L0l




Back fr0m nairaland pris0n......ts really n0t a place t0 be 0h.....thank G0d I'm free t0 c0mment n0w....

Wh0eva ban me,,,, ur bl00d de h0t 0h

INTROVERT:
Silly

Bode2:
the above responses are all correct but I usually say 'how has the day been' either morn, evening or at night

Chibuhealth:
During the day ''how is your day going'' is correct, later in the day, ''how was your day ''

jboy73:
You're like the most jobless creature I've come across on planet earth..
What happen? Dint u get a job after nysc? Where u sacked from work?
Please talk to me, I have a job 4 u

ayosiku:
I would like to warn the general public as I used my ATM card at a Fidelity bank branch in surulere this morning without inputting my PIN. The bloody machine didn't even have to ask for my PIn before the amount I punched in got dispensed.

Ada96:
I don't understand

Realgana:
Eedris Abdulkarim
Lord of Ajasa
2shots
Ruggedman
Alaye
Indomie generation will be like what is this guy saying.

firstEVA:
I saw this on facebook

Well, If the groom is _Aliku dangote and he loves me silly, why not?.

musicwriter:
Each time I read across this forum and see the way ladies are abused here I begin to wonder how girls are coping in Nigeria. It's either this forum is full of broke people or really very sad dudes. How can someone who sent a mere N4,000 to a girl be lamenting as though someone died?. How more stingy can you get as a man?. Let me tell you; people have bought cars for their babes and they're not complaining!. If someone is so needy that she would be crying to be helped then she do deserve help.

EroticAngelina:
Lmho!! Very true. The one dat makes me laugh is that number one, and four. I hate it when okada ppl talk too much. When i was in lagos, i entered okada to go somewhere, bfor i even balanced well, the man has already started talking nonstop abt his life and how politicians are useless, blah blah blah.. I listened to him and even talked with him.. I did nt knw when we passed where i wanted to drop, and he didnt knw too. He was just riding, like that till we entered iyana ipaja bfor i came bk to my senses!! me and d man almst quarrel o. Since then, i no dey talk to any driver or okada man.

englishmart:
Lol. Some okada people can be stvpid sha.

There was one okada ride I took 3 days ago. The mistake I did was that I didn't notice the man's eyes before joining his bike. When we escaped the hold-ups, he started flying.. (he probably thought he was flying a jet) I just dey shake my head NE Kowei!
But I later got provoked when the man saw a big trailer, instead of waiting, he called me, "aboki, I go fass under zat trailer FA, we go come out for zhe pront..


Naim I provoke, " eeeediot ooooo. Wait, make I come down first, if you cross I go join you"
The high okada man refused o. He was insistent on his decision. Thank God for the natural hammer wey I carry for hand. As I slapped him, he started crying. Then he turned and took me to where he brought me from.

Ewu! Na me you wan kill?