₦airaland Forum

Chibuhealth:
Married in School, Single at home.

Girls when wil you guys stop this thrash? The rate at which some girls live with their boyfriend(student) in their various off camp hostels is very disgusting and irritating. Sometimes, it pain me seeing a beautiful, promising young girl living with a boy who is also her fellow student in school as a room mate. The worst part of it is that, if you ask her, she will open her roten mouth to tell you that the small boy is her fiance. Girls wise up! .its very painful because their parents are not aware and they keep collecting house rent from them. Before you think of living with a boy as your room mate, ask yourself this questions; why am i in school? Is this boy upto marriageable age? What advice will i give to my children in future? Where will this friendship take me to? Some girls, after spending 4/5 good years in school, instead of them to go home or better still squat with their fellow girls while doing their clearance and also waiting for their call up later, they will go to their boyfriend's house. *i weep for my fellow girls* you call it school life, but i call it stupidity of the highest order. You guys should desist from this ugly behaviour. Its bad!!!!

#truthisbitter

igbo boys are more guilty of this act, 90% of ibo boys on campus camp a girl in his room, i dont blame girls though due to their dull nature

forix4u:
Picture my ass. Why not go c a porn movie if pornographic is hungrying u... Wud u show ur a*s to d world for a $100000? If u can I can't cos I'm too decent n not dat broke

yes i can even for $10,000 and it doesnt mean im broke

i guess hr gave you the advice thrice before he died


useless advice

forix4u:
I though having a 9" long and 6" fat d*ck is a blessing and something every woman wish their husband or bf to have...or could it be a blessing in disguise My immediate ex complained, cries and never for once tried being "oga @dtop" during love making. My calabar gf way back in university refused me s*x since d day I'd a punctured french letter during s*x and since I was against flesh-flesh we parted ways. Ha! My Abia state gf den? C'mon I couldn't bear d cries and screaming each time we make love so I'd to stop seeing her...recently my smally suddenly broke up wit me without any reason...though, she always lie flat for several minute after love making b4 getting to d bathroom and complains of pains afterward... My people I'm 30+ and I'm confuse o and actually don't know what is happening. I'm a very cool and lovely guy to be with but I wonder why I can't have a steady relationship. Could it be attributed to my long and fat joystick or sth else?
Pls I need advice and to u young and childish guys with malicious and unfriendly words pls stay off.

you know how we do this here, picture or i dnt blive it

gays

librangyps:
I have been trying to load the pin on the MTN voucher I bought and keep getting feedback that the pin does not exist.

I just want to warn nairalanders to be cautious and load any recharge voucher they buy on the spot so they don't fall victim to this scam.

Modified:
I bought the card from an elderly woman at amuwo odofin lga, beside the health centre. I needed change to check my baby's weight so I just kept d card in my bag, this was on Wednesday, yesterday (Thursday) night I tried to load it and kept getting that message till this morning

Local govt won't be open until Tuesday although I couldn't help thinking it's possible the woman was supplied fake cos why will anyone who stays at a permanent spot knowingly sell fake vouchers?

Cc lalasticlala seun

its just 200 naira card nah

kjsunday3:
you can browse on mtn free using simple server and typing BBMIDID to 21600 using any mtn line on android
but make sure its not a dedicated line

which cave you just crawl comot from?

INTROVERT:
Hmmmm






We just heard one side of the story..

Abi the woman na yabaleft patient..... find the whole story and drop it like it's hot here.

i think this one side is enough

Teeboy15:
For d love of sincerity, dnt jst create threads cos u want comments. Did he call to tell u dat he was going to d village? U jst see a pic of Jim n quickly caption it jst to mk news. Common sense is really nt common afterall

people lime you fail exams

you know why?

you don't read instructions before answering the question

cokerfemi:
This post is going to reveal something many of you dont know about true caller, and dont be shocked when you find out.. The truecaller id app which helps give information about the name of the person using a line has a great flaw and a deceptive way of gathering people's information.. Wanna know what this is, read along...

I tried my hands on truecaller id in may and upon registration i used a fake name " John Doe" because i was wondering why it would need my full name for the services i needed it for, it was meant to be an app to help spy on numbers not gather Ids...
Not too long after, people with the truecaller app that called me said my name showed as John Doe and even people that tried snooping on my number called me back saying " i know who you are mr John Doe"...
Do you know what this means?
read more: http://femifactor..com/2015/07/the-scam-called-true-caller-id.html#more

truecaller gathered their Information on line, if your number has in anyway find it way to the internet, your information is likely to be picked up by truecaller,

and for what you said, do you think truecaller know your real name ? they only know what you register your line with

if you download the truecaller app and you register your line with, the name you use to register on true caller will now become official, but if you haven't registered with them officially and your number is on the internet, maybe Facebook or other social platform; truecaller is likely to pickup your real identity

udz:
I have read through the comments and all I see in NL are kids. Even in marital and relationship advises, they are fast to judge and say break up or divorce. My guy, my experience on earth has made me to understand that this world is just vanity. If you have to ask him to leave, pls be considerate and mature and try to help him reconcile with the sister, show concern, if e no get job, try and tell him abt infos, encourage him to be independent. One thing is certain... CHANGE.
In my school days, I harboured a friend who got admission. He told me he was searching for accomodation but later I found out that the folks was even finding it hard paying ther fees and admission stuffs. So with my mind, I just born, I no even ask am if e dey find house again. He stayed for a whole session and he respected me for that. He left after his first yr when he was able to settle well. His folks were always calling me thanking. I finished and served before him without securing a job. He finished and secured a job in a big city. When I decided to relocate to the big city, guess what I stayed i his house, searched and found a job. stayed for extra months, before I gathered enough money have my own space. His house was mine, he was cool with it. So pls, if the guty is trying to find his feet, encourage him. Dont make it worse. Thank you.

another lesson

emmyrichie:
SUMMARY

I did not know him before... We became buddies when I moved into one of the apartments in the same block as his' and his sister.

How he started staying with me: He was initially staying with his sister until he fell out with her over some trivial issue.
He immediately moved into my apartment owing to the fact that I stay alone.
That night he slept in place and in slow succession it became a tradition and step by step he started staying together with me.

But since he moved in, I've had countless dreams in which somebody will always come to warn me that I should ask the guy to leave my apartment cos he is laced with ill luck and that he isn't ordinary which will start affecting me especially in the aspect of my job.

I wouldn't have mind him staying with me until my financee comes except for these incessant nightmares filled with warnings about him.

Now my quest on this thread is sourcing for ideas on how to go about asking him to leave?

Nlanders I need clues and hints.

Cc: RoyalRoy and lalasticlala

if the sister can eject him, it shouldn't be that hard for you to do

you don't need to lie to him, just be real with him and ask him to bounce

Maintech:
If it was Jonathan i would have said maybe but with Sai Baba... you better have another thought coming because with his Islamic background that is a no-go area. He wont even seat across the table to have such a dirty, inhumane, dehumanizing, adulterous, morally-depraving, ignominious, sadistic, devilish, barbaric, demonic, and gory discussion with anyone including Obama, the killer of Osama.

you're just stup!d for what you have just said about former president, it was this same man that passed a law against gay marriage in Nigeria and here you are spewing rubbish about him,

you're so sure Buhari will not pass the gay marriage into law,
because he's a Muslim, now tell me, what's Islamic view of gay marriage............

cuz in the christiandom sodomy is frowned against

Freemanan:
Totally not allowed... IT'S A MILITARY FORMATION SO SKIRT IS NOT ALLOWED FOR ACCESSIBLE MOVEMENT..



CAN A FEMALE SOLDIER WEAR SKIRT? NO


DEEPER LIFE SISTERS MY APOLOGIES

who told you that female soldiers don't wear skirt?
I once live in the barrack, and skirt is allowed

don't say what you don't know with so much confident again
it will make you stup!d

She tie nappy ni

where is osho baba............................ i guess she needs her own governor

lynxx is such a talentless guy.....but since he's parents are rich, who cares



I'm sorry to say though

Chestar5:
HanHan, na curse

I have my reasons......
I know when tinsel introduced that chick that's not my reason though

What's a green card abeg
can someone define it for me ? I will stay and live In my country for no amount .......


Bleep green card, if I leave, who will develop my fatherland

henboy01:
The actor and model took to his Instagram page to share their first post-marriage photo with the caption;
"WE CAME!
WE SAW!!
WE CONQUERED!!!
THANK YOU JESUS."

The two lovely couple tied the knot on July 4 in New York,
USA. »
Link: pulse.ng/celebrities/photo-of-the-day-gbenro-ajibade-shares-1st-post-wedding-photo-with-wife-id3967081.html

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believe me when i say this marriage wont last


happy married life though

mcyemite:
Interestingly akward ..#oxymoron

remove the oxy and shes a slowpoke for ever,


for you to get fvcked you have to lick dickk....................dont worry you will get use to it........its a matter of time

INTROVERT:
Baby girls are always beautiful

they're always cute when they little until you begin to worry about boys that want to get into their panties

unlike their counterpart [size=38pt]BOYS[/size]

GLeesMODEL:
Read her warning to pirates:



http://www.alexreports.info/2015/07/no-joke-igbo-guys-beware-shan-george-to.html

op its called publicity stunt

ahsekeena:
O.p...this thing still dey pepper u after how many years





U are now a free man indeed,u are still caged my dear.

the fact that hes able to share it like this means hes free, he doesn't sound bitter any more

or can you erase your past from your head without remembering it at all? i guess he has learn from it..................







btw, i just broke up with my girl about 30 minute ago.............................yeah!!!!!! like seriously







moving on

milychocs:
Just revel in it.....
....comments like that fuel me with love and determination to do the right thing by Africa
.....and a lot of humour too....cos I seriously would have killed myself if I wasnt black...like, what else can I be but black!?

What cracks me up is the constipated looks on those faces as they clap for her, try to smile, mount an honour guard for her, etc?
It just gives me juice...every time

i wish every african youth(especially nigeria) has got your kinda spirit

Badosqi:
I think it is rude and wrong to say there is a rivalry between Queen Serena and Sharapova. 11 years of rivalry and all we see is a complete asswhooping of Sharapova,18-2 is no rivalry. Serena is just to good and she has no good competitor to compete with
Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove

thank you my brother, i see no rivalry here......................all i see is ass whooping

no match for Serena Williams at the moment


im just happy for her

kolacoal:
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12k

meshacha1:
It is high time our pigeon English is incorporated and legalised. That's the language we hear easily and communicate very fluently.
Just as American Latin English is Nationalised and incorporated in dictionary so also I pray/wish pigeon English should be.
What is I wanna, gotta ....

Pls if u want our pigeon legalised hit like
If you don't hit share

house pigeon or bush own

i thought its pigin