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Mprepz:
Just saw this!

According to wikipedia, the official
language in Nigerian is English but we all know that
the common language we speak in Nigeria is Pidgin.
Nwanne be proud to speak your pidgin whether it is
the simple pidgin or waffi pidgin, that doesn’t stop
you from speaking good english when you want to.
Anyway make I cut my tori short, here are some
warrified proverbs that will sweet your belle.

Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket
loose
translation:You can’t do somethings if there are
no certain con ditions.


Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go
still end up inside pot of soup
loose translation:You Can’t Run Away From Your
Destiny


Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come
back as corn beef
loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come
to you. Don’t rush!


Akara and moin moin get the same parent na
wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent
loose translation:How you start doesn’t matter,what
matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/
cow with face cap?
loose translation:Mind your business.


If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper
soup from am
loose translation:Mind your business.


If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper
soup from am
loose translation:Make something good out of a bad
experience


I get am before No be property
loose translation: stop living in the past and start
living in the present.


If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash
plate
loose translation:Don’t outstay your welcome


Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!
loose translation:There is always a reason for
something


Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala
loose translation:Easier said than done


No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil
beans.
loose translation:Calm down,your temper won’t solve
the problem


Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with
em own radio.
loose translation:Every man for himself


You no need cutlery to chop slap
loose translation:You don’t need my translation to
understand this,lol


Opolo eye no be open eye
loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn’t make you
civilised,lol


Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.
loose translation:let sleeping dog lie


Bring suya, bring suya,…….na cow body dey suffer
am.
loose translation:Every action has a consequence


E go better na e go better,na im make ibo man still
dey Kano
loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.



Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.
loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like
joke


Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER
loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like
joke


Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e
go wear wen e old.
loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race


The water wey dem use take make eba can never
be recovered back.
loose translation:Don’t cry over spilt milk


Nearly no dey kill bird.
loose translation: It’s either you have it or you don’t


Fly wey no get special adviser na im dey folow
dead bodi enta grave
loose translation: Don’t stay ignorant


No matter how lizard dey do press up, e no go get
chest like aligator
loose translation: Be proud of who you are


The cassava today fit be gari tomorrow
loose translation: No condition is permanent


If mad man don beat ur mama before,if she see
mechanic she go run…
loose translation: once beaten twice shy


Jollof Rice wey dey for d bottom of pot 2day go
dey for top of cooler 2moro
loose translation: no condition is permanent


Fowl wey dey carry for head no dey know say to
waka na work.
loose translation: A dependant would not know the
value of what he/she is enjoying.


Person wey never find space for ground no
suppose dey look for mat


Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance
too much


Who read na im serious, who pass na im know
book


weda nyansh face east or west, na still back e go
dey


Fly wey land on top Butter, think say im be
butterfly


Proudly a Nigerian? Oya Add yours too



http://www.tlkdrum.com/18-nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/

person wey beat drum for mad man no better pass the mad man

i used to think that Isreal is christian nation when i was much younger, until i discovered some hard facts about that nation


gullible Nigerian Christians and christians at large are kept far from the truth, i dont blame any christian who still some poo about isreal.....



truth is i dont know what to believe any more

we should stop this foe cries about discrimination, somethings are not meant to be equal in life, and can never be equal, I'm a polytechnic graduate and I'm proud of it, cuz at the end of the day this certificates simply means you're gonna work for somebody or for the government, either way you're under someone, I'm not saying its bad, its not because everyone can not be their own boss,some of us are born to lead some to follow, some are just to watch and spectate while things happen

you just have to know where you want to be and drive toward that path, stop wallowing in self pity or been victimize


lets create wealth

sleekman:
This is to bring to your attention the latest extortion and defrauding techniques employed by ladies of low virtue and the police. I recently fell to one of such ladies. She attacked me and went to report at the police station. They cooked up lies and fabricated all manner of charges. The lady claimed I beat her up and stole her gold chain.

Now its especially worse when you have witnesses and no one wants to turn up to bear witness as to what happened. I had to pay her N150,000 on the advice of my lawyer. He advised that going to court will be expensive. N150,000 will be his professional fee to represent me in court. Bail is N120k and I'll need a surety with tax clearance. If I can't produce one then I'll need to hire a professional surety at a cost of N30-50k and then the time wasted.

So I want to advice and inform everyone that the police have a pact with prostitutes to bring them business. If a lady attacks you in broad day light then immediately report to the nearest police station and claim that you had property worth millions or thousands. In so doing you have destroyed her game plan and that of the police. Please share any experience similar to this you might have so that we can all learn from it.

i dont understand, this your story is one sided, you mean you went to a brothel? cuz thats where a prostitute has power over you....... and you got nabbed by a police who had an arrangement with the hawker to frame you, right.........

pay the money in order not to drag your name in the ground, then arranged guys to deal with her and make sure they hint her about who is responsible

kodded:





a very silly topic, @op because you didnt hear about those state form ogun, doesnt mean people dont




i will ban ma self if this trash make fp

oyah begin ban your self................or make i call lalasticlala

Obadiah77:
i don't wath nolywood

i didn't mention nollywood

Amusaopeyemi:
1. Olamide (He's like the most hard working artiste at the moment. *in his voice* Mon be kiri bi olosho, mi o kin duro ni junction)

2. Reminisce ( Baba Hafusa have got lyrics mehn *in his voice* Tell me who rap pass me this year, nowo kin ri e abi o fe tee.)

3. Phyno ( Another very hardworking phellow *in his voice* Emi phyno, kin ma ladi, kin ma jedi, eji sinba.)

4. M I ( He's ok, his flow is good after all he raps in english.)

5. Vectorrrrrrrrrrr ( Nigerian Jay-z. He's my boyfriend. I really hope he's working on an album cuz it's been a while and consistence is the key. *in his voice* I run ekiti, fayose)

It's been a while, where is Mode 9 na

wow!

your good

misspicy:
Lol..yes

that's not even dangote's son

that's the op and your ready to spread your legs......

is that how you spread your legs in your hood, pls stop spreading your legs and spread love instead

Artistree:
Who's sponsoring his studies then? :-

are you really this dumb ? or just pretending to be silly

lie mohammed

mohince:
In-coming Super Eagles coach, Sunday Oliseh, has told
officials he is ready to accept the same five million Naira
(more than $21,000) a month salary his predecessor,
Stephen Keshi, earned.
The ex-Eagles captain is due to fly into Abuja on Tuesday
evening and later meet with the Nigeria Football Federation
technical committee headed by Felix Anyansi-Agwu,
africanFootball.com reports.
“Oliseh is ready to earn the same pay Keshi was on,” a top
official told africanFootball.com
“This again shows he is ready to serve his fatherland and
money is not what is driving him.
“This is another good sign with the decision to give him the
job without much fanfare.”
The NFF has confirmed Oliseh, 40, will replace Keshi and he
will be handed a five-year contract.
His backroom staff will include a Dutch assistant coach,
Salisu Yusuf as well as Ike Shorunmu, who will remain as
goalkeeper trainer.
His most immediate task will be a 2017 African Nations Cup
qualifier in Tanzania.
www.thenationonlineng.net/new/oliseh-wants-same-salary-as-keshi/

are you kidding me, five million Naira a month ....... money aspect is already settled, so we can't ascertain if money is really the driving force here

iampartyboy:
This is her own words on facebook today. Seeing is believing

In other news, she's gone to South Africa to meet the guy in the portrait



Lalasticlala my guy,my guy run am again

I have to be sincere; this a show of show..... no justification at all

Obadiah77:
There a terrorist is 24hrs name Abu fayed, abu fayed is crazy than shekau abubakr.

lalasticlal please twll our presidential to employ this man. His name his Jack Bawa

too much Hollywood is bad

Jorussia:
.You mean bombs have been going up in this country for a price of #2500?Na wa o,what is happening in this country? If after about 40years of ruling this country, this kind of poverty still exist in North, the northern leaders should bury their heads in shame.

you just twisted the story and yan total rubbish

oseod:
Ahn ahn!! AHN AHN!!!
Why nau....forget the op's post, the baby might not necessarily be looking at the womans posterior, maybe she looks like his mother or something...

And even if he was, he's too small to have such thoughts, whatever this child does at this age is based on the innocent curiosity of childhood

stories. ...

go and explain to the gods

Demigods:
You look spiritually dead. No spiritual life. Empty vessel.

go ahead and judge me, you think you're better than right ...? You're spirit filled I guess, Lmao

divaoflife:
.
I usually dont comment on such trash,but I wonder at you.So where has all the exchange of photos taken you?Or maybe you are still in your teen and just fooling around?If not,please take my advise and stop playing pingpong with women's hearts.

it's all about the fun sis.........

I lost count of the numbers of girls I've shagg'd, yeah!! like seriously

Harbigail:
Well, i tink it's all about luck.i met ma man via fb,started wit a simple helo,hi.messages,n den calls.(even talked 2his family n frnds even b4 seeing dem)we continued 2chat 4 a ova a year b4 we finally decided 2hook up.i realy cnt tel u in details,story 4 anoda day...it's 4yrs nw n we stil growing strong. (to tink dat it i neva liked anytin abt online datin).i guess God jst gave me a comforter 4 d yrs i suffered in d hands of others n am grateful.

I don't believe you

Update:
i'm waiting for your comments. Just wana know if thats right!

i will date your mumsy if shes hot

sexy if you ask me

LueDaveLOVESYOU:
[size=18pt] 1. Wah currency is dat?


2. Which nigeria are u talkn bout coz 60% of nigerians live above 5$/day[/size]

[size=28pt]nigerians in ghana [/size]

i dont need it, i use more than 100gig a month, so why buying an magic sim

jamalsky:
FFK must you always show your stupidity?no wonder your daughter got married and you couldn't even go there,you go parading a little girl ur daughter's age around the whole place.What agenda?in case you have forgotten,the VIce president of this country today is a Yoruba man,so what the rubbish are you saying?Boko haram is an unfortunate evil created by a government of fools like yourself and of course it won't take 40 days to get rid of a rot of years Mr Olukayode as u now call yourself.Millitary checkpoints not the solution to the Boko haram problem,you people should just shut up in shame and give chance for things to be sorted out,we can all see results of the incompetence of your fellow goons.

just shut da fvck up

optical illusion

darmys:
wow oliseh my crush !

crushing on old man............................oh !! my generation

Yes at a pool party,we fvcked inside the pool and in the changing room ........


We still fvck once in a while with her

FlirtyKaren:
Very successful and one of Africa's top singers Davido is set to serve his fatherland. Davido's graduation from Babcock University happened last month June and come September, he will join thousands of other Nigerian graduates who will be posted all over Nigeria for the National Youth Service Corp (NYSC). Above is the tweet Davido shared to break the news.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/davido-to-start-nysc-in-september.html

i don't understand his tweet sha..................@op please translation abeg, that tweet is incoherent

korazon:
Not funny

you know our problems in life na level by level, the remedy to your own is no longer humour.........


you need to see your psychiatric, you just need to see somebody........get laid better still

ojimbo:
how did he know that it was the woman that paid the tithe or was he at the offering pot checking on how much every member is dropping or is he trying to buy recognition? Nigerians are becoming more foolish as day goes on

oboy you dumb o! you know right

tonytony208:
Your spelling of "dangerous" is enough to show you off as a poly student. Many of them cant speak or write simple and correct English; just like you have displayed here. Now, which polytechnic did you graduate from? Your school's standard must have been very poor! "Dangerious"? Queen Elizabeth must hear this!

and you think you just write a good english? clap for yourself, i've seen worse university students,

lemme ask you, can Elizabeth speak your language?