KashyBaby:
Mmmm...



I bet this is not ur own story...

Abbeyunique2:
Nice message op, rearrange ur writeup So it would be more comphresive

ThisYourTatafo:
1- SHE DEY DO OLIDARA...
This isn't literal people as I mean it in every sense of the word.
I have HEARD of and SEEN firsthand of girls who keep multiple boyfriends and this isn't spurred by a high level of libido...NO!
It's simply because she has devised a sharing formulae of how to extort from them.
The ratio goes thus:
-The one she loves gets to pay the tithe-10%
-The one she sees as a potential suitor pays 30%
-The mumu mugu wey she no like at all pays 70%.
Little wonder you hear your girlfriend call you from nowhere and says
"BABY O
MY MOM IS SICK LYING CRITICAL AT THE HOSPITAL,
THE DOCS SAYS THEY NEED 150K TO COMMENCE TREATMENT AND I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO RALLY 15K, I NEED SOME MONEY MY LOVE''

And if you are lucky she comes to you face to face and lick the dirt off your ear while rubbing on your head, all in a bid to confuse you.

Before you say Jack Daniels,
Your account balance is in deficit of 135k.

2-SHE NO WAN WORK OOOOO...

Most Nigeria ladies have something I'll call THE LADY DNA.

Most of them just wants Manna to keep raining from the sky.

Tell her you have a job for her
And you become adversary.


3- SHE TOO LIKE CHOP CHOP.

Ever taken a Nigerian babe out?
Bro she's gonna act all Looney Tunney on you while she eats that expensive plate of fried rice like a poisoned ant, giving you the impression she's an angel.

She orders for takeaway worth 20,000 for her and her hungry roommates and if you by chance happen to bump into them eating ?
Chai!!!!!
Na so dem go useback of pot design face unto survival of the fittest things.

4- SHE TOO FINE
With the advent of high-end synthetic powerful make up,
Our ladies have come to believe that been beautiful equates been spent on.
You'll hear her say,
" I BE FINE GIRL NA,
IF I NO FINE U FOR TOAST ME?
NO BE I FINE NA MAKE U APPROACH ME,
SO I GOTS KEEP LOOKING GOOD NA, ALL NA MONEY KILL AM"

When you hear this,
Bros RUN!

5- SHE'S SHAMELESS
Make I use bad English gist una this one,
Even if u no get swag and u dey curse her and her generation join,
As far say u dey drop,
Forget it, she's forever your slave,
She'll do your bidding till thy kingdom come
SHAME!

6- NO PURPOSE
There is a saying that
" WHEN THE PURPOSE OF A THING IS UNKNOWN,
WASTE IS INEVITABLE''

Nigerian girls lack purpose;
You see a girl with the latest brand of BlackBerry worth say 300k coming out of a boutique exotica with at least 8 fancy shopping bags which she keeps dragging uneasy, and you begin to wonder what she does with these wears.
Meanwhile she's as broke as Brokers (Euphemism).


To buttress my point,
Follow her home and you'll be shocked at the state of her abode,
Her mama no get single wrapper for waist and all her younger siblings dress in very bad clothing.

What's more funny is her INCOME come steady and we all know that her maga wey be mumu (NO APOLOGIES) can't even give her common sense say BABE MAKE U STILL USE SMALL OF THE MONEY WEY I DEY GEE U TAKE BUY YOUR BROTHERS AND MAMA SONTIN NA.
Rather he looks on- like aZombie led on to the slaughter.


7- VERY LOW IQ
Wikipedia defines IQ as

" a score derived from one of several standardized tests designed to assess human intelligence.''

Intelligence Quotient is a measure of how a person can observe, assimilate, record and utilise swiftly and aptly.( MY DEFINITION)

Nigerian girls ask before they even think of what they may need the money for.
So if you're the bloke (guy) that is always at her beck and core,
2 of una na mumu.

8- NIGERIAN GIRLS FANCY FALLACIOUS THINGS.

You see a girl taxing her boyfriend all in a bid to buy the very same, make, type and brand of phone that she has already but she sees her friend carrying around a different color.
The " I MUST BELONG '' mentality makes them less attractive to real men.

9- RECHARGE CARD
If a Nigerian girl has never asked you for recharge card ( Top up voucher for phones ), I urge you to retrace her roots and you will find she's not Nigerian.


10- LIPSTICKS AND BRAZILIAN HAIR.

Anytime a Nigerian girl demands money under the guise of putting it to productive use,
My guy na lie,
Go check well,
Lipstick,
Paint
Mascara
Mary Kay
Shoes
Bags
Brazilian ....Indian.... Japanese hair na hin she wan use the money for.

You'd rarely find a Nigerian girl seeking money to pursue a career in something worthwhile.

HEY GUYS
DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONAL.
WE ALL JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN

falconey:


incredible

Disneylady:
Don't you pple have any other subjects to talk about except that of girls?
Ok kwantinu

donbenedict:
I met my ex at a job interview


We just neva spoke to each other


We wished we both neva got the job


And our prayers worked!




Lol.
Happy for you man

Soulz22:


11-HER PAPA AND MAMA DON SHOW HER ALL THE LOVE BUT NA ONLY MONEY DEM NO SHOW HER

Maxi112:
nice one op!


I salute ur courage

Mologi:
Asiri tu....



Mo n wa iyawo ooo

400billionman:
Wicked guy.

You went personal towards the end of your list.

ThisYourTatafo:



Lol RICH MAN,
WETIN I DO NA BROS ?

ThisYourTatafo:


If I post topics on politics and forex policy, you go read ?
I have written thesis on related topics before and guess how many views I got?

5
And I bet you weren't one of them.


Abeg o

400billionman:


My guy, i be dey reason say i wan marry one babe like that so i begin spend unto say nah wife, make she never see reason to complain. Viz : phone, hair, data subscription, transport to school ati oririshi. Within 2 months 40k gone, nah hin babe come up with accomodation and school fees demand amounting to N200k, i now asked, is it wise to spend such when i have never met any family member ?

Nah there gobe start o.

I just shut in production like oil facility bombed by niger delta militants.

Nigerian ladies are really GREEDY..

Disneylady:


You guess! Good, coz am mostly active in the politics section

firstking01:
And who told you em girls ain't aware this??...

ThisYourTatafo:



IF TRULY U ARE A GUY, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU ALREADY

firstking01:
You Lack Simple UnderStanding.

seunny4lif:
Everything you said is right
They are jobless bunch of people
Only few are hard working
Dats why I like German girls
They don't fucking need your money but just love them
German girls buy everything dem need by themselves

ThisYourTatafo:



Bros u are a real guy I salute you.


No mind that woman wrapper who posted above , make he dey there make them babes dey use hin head play ludo...he never see anything.
He think say na by to dey form I'm a woman wrapper online na hin go make babes send am..

Bros I greet u