₦airaland Forum

Possessing her possession

Fraiser:
lol... Abbey abeg no implicated me o

Embrace your talent nah

Up Gunners. 2-0.
To think Wenger benched this Alex iwobi all season for never developed Walcott.
Wenger be running Arsenal as if it's Civil Service

Fraiser:
I dey tell u, me sef won go learn hair dresser now.

let's do small maths, if normal fraiser= sina. calculate fraiser the hairdresser

Prindu self don vex. see his long epistle. NYSC don suffer

Pidggin:
Fulani herdsmen = Boko Haram

Boko Haram = Fulani herdsmen

Godbless you. nah God even save one of my friend from them along Eruwa-Abeokuta highway. they collected his wallet, phone and laptop.

Fraiser:
baba na u talk better tin o, everybody dey para for april27 den don forget sey som pple go still dey stream two. Make everybody dey go wit stream1 jeje, because if den mistakenly put me for stream2 na dat tym den go see my red eyes o

i dey reason along that line too. i no want stream 2 o

Fraiser:
lol... Baba na tru o, dis one wey bois dey vex for nysc, if dia mind com later com down, of which na hin go still b d case, den go vex com dey snatch wife wey dem go take keep company till april 27 ni o dat will b if nysc no still change am, u better hold ur wife tyt o

thanks for the tip
*singing "Ifemi by Tolu_Pf ft donjazzy*

Beckytee:
wu tell u say e no dey pain me? u won make I kill myself untop the change wey we dey experience for naija ni. serious talk joor. come go stand for me for this Barber's shop as he dey ask for oniduro

ok. i will ask one of my boys to do the oniduro

dealslip:
If we stop eating beef, there wont be need for them to rear cattle anymore. They might end up as farmers or join Boko Haram and other armed robbers.

we can't stop eating meat. we can only urge the government to curb their excesses

iambijo:
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got
something to say But nothing comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish

bless you too bro

HateU2:
U don 4get Goliath and David .
Bring ur face jooor

That one nah old testament o, ask tosyne wetin happen when he go slap bouncer for club.

Rukkyola:
I no fit come ur house o. U know how dis city take dey na. Na so so gossipers full d city. Even u self dey among them. Make we meet 4 gate.

chai, i would let the categorization slide.
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don't worry, if u cover ur face, people no go recognise

Fraiser:
baba nobody wey dis tin no pain o, bur if we put am for mind com dey sad upandan, e go do us more harm dan gud.

I'm looking out for my wife ni, i no wan make dem nairaland bullies troll her. you knw say boys are not smiling

HateU2:
Ooya bring ur face

u sure say u get the liver? I'm 6.7ft tall

bqlekan:
is only stare I use to stare, I did not use to follow.

Which category you dey cos I know you are no saint yourself

you still dey ask? tosyne nah chairman of Nairaland asewoboys.

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But no be me tell you o, nah my mouth

Rukkyola:
Na true o. Una warn me o. I don already accept my fate. Abeg no live me 4 OYO, help me beg my sent4rina.
I go buy shoe 4 u wey u go carry go camp if u fit help me. Eshey!

ok come meet me for house around 10pm make we discuss how we will beg sent4rina.

Beckytee:
Evry single date picked 4 orientation camp was a hit back 2 back from march 2 to march30 to april 1..... April 27 ti take over

this thing wey u dey use joke dey pain person

HateU2:
This guy don come again!!! Chai! Tosyne2much, I catch u again. U don experience am 2 be very sure, asewo boy
D bankers gan gan are d asewos inside d bank Quote and I will slaaappp u tru NL.

Oya slap me

skywalker888:
Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer

If you are endowed why i no go allow you come my front. i dey craze

lol, nice write up
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tosyne2much spot on you gat me there ,
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but no be me like big bums o, nah my eyes.

hardie14:
abi oo people like me that resigned since last month.
my plan was to go on tour of southwest for 3 weeks rest at home for one week and resume camp march 30. aprill 1st no even vex( just 2 days diff). now april 27!!!!!!!!!!.
what will i be doing
and am someone that tends to ads weight when not actively engaged.
i just dey perplexed since yesterday.

Sorry dearie, u are not the only one.
early morning exercise go help u shed some calories.

Fraiser:
ahhhahhhahhh, some husband wey don chop vegetable abi, no worry my annointin sepe dey very much in stock, hw ur end na, I here sey dem ban u, na me go bribe den d pple wey dey incharge bfor den release u o, I always dey loyal to u shey u know

lol. thank you. I no sabi say your tentacles reach that side

Beckytee:
abi na. abeg me I need one way ticket to anoda country oooooo

cc: everybody

i have a one way ticket for these countries
chad, somalia, syria and Niger.
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u are welcome in advance

jubrealguy:
u break bottle for thread ni?

i still don't know what i did

jubrealguy:
u break bottle for thread ni?

i still don't what i did

Beckytee:
small time now all these companies go talk say dey want graduate, 25yrs old with 20yrs experiences.... abeg shey we go count all dis wasted months join our years of experience and we go tag am waiting for nysc. mtcheeeeew

spot on sweetheart. after how many ASUU strikes, internal strikes and co

Fraiser:
lol... Na me go collect anoitin sepe wey dem take watch hin eyes na

lol, we need am for some husband too

jubrealguy:
baba, how far na.....the eye wey see u don old ooo

I was banned ni jare for reason best known to the mod.
shout out to that Mod wey ban me

clementy117:
This change in date and fate, is for our favor.. God is in control.

Spoken like a true Nigerian but it goes without saying that they are there because of us. if we were to boycott there service corp, won't they be in problem. NYSC just like other govt parastatals lacks respect, decorum and organization ability.

Sent4rina:
Dey dia dey deceive yasef.. Wind don blow fowl yansh don open 4 public to see..

thank God say jazz commot ur eye

Rukkyola:
**moves closer to her**
Oya abeg, help me beg am. I no even know where Eddy dey. E better make e no show face again. Him 2 just decide abandon me.
Please help me u hear.
**gives her one basket each of apple, watermelon, pineapple, oranges, coconut, and banana as incentive**
I know u love fruit salad. I will give u more if u can help me out. Thanks

alaigboran, sheybi i tell u say eddy nah player. paddy mi OYO is now ur case