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CROBBOY:
Maybe we go come receive Social Studies Lectures from you be that na

Me i no be good teacher o, i dey pity those student for nysc. my own go pass the other guy wey dey teach kids skiborobo skibo.

jubrealguy:
oga mi sir, egbon...my hand dey up ooo, eyan beckytee......d only man dat takes his coffee with fork, combs his hair with a rake, wash his clothes in a basket.

Miss u gan

oya Ori mi ti wu bayi. so the bottles are on me

Spot on OP.
to add to ur point,
4) don't make same mistakes twice. the first time is a mistake, the second time will be pure stupidity on ur side.
5) you can't cheat an honest man. no matter how cunning or crafty a Con man or fraudster is, he can't cheat an honest man becos he(honest man) knows that you can't make money out of nothing. if u've ever been swindled, knw that you are not honest and u're probably greedy.

Fraih:
Hmmmm
Take it easy offline oooo








I greet you too sirs

Saw ur write up the other time at diary section. your intellectual prowess wowed me. you should consider writing as a career.

*singing gbera remix by small doctor ft reminisce

Eyin eyan erima pepin jubrealguy and fraiser how far?
eaglevision, folabibret and wittyemi kilon supping?
Bobolil padie, shey nairabet don pay?
kbs468 oropo and dtobs agbenuso, news wo lowa.
spixytinxy, shey oguro and bushmeat still dey sha?
Logodwhiz, merikim no allow function officially abi? i knw say she go like soccer. quickly score a goal joor.
amodu, ur wife missoyin no too dey around. hope u neva kick anoda ball in?
rukkyola that jazz really worked for ur sent4rina. u don sabi where his mumu button dey.
crobboy and sc31 no dey behave like couple wetin happen?
molakems, quityjoice, iambibi and chymi. i see una wella.
to all other monikers i failed to mention, i love u all
**
lastly shout out to the queen of my heart Beckytee. ejo ma lo ara wa gbo(till our old age). love you to the moon and back. muuuah

Aghans:
fine oo, hop u eat wel

oga nah me u suppose ask that question. shotigbo. omo yen ti loko!! find another lane to reach lagos

Fraih u are sighted. masalo

CROBBOY:
And also
IghravweIG shammak Qutyjoice Jubrealguy Abbeyunique2 boboLIL et al
Where are all you guys?

I'm here o, i just dey observe the city through ma aba made telescope.

me no dey lie o, i only bend the truth

All i knw is that you can't eat your cake and still have it

simple physics.. like poles repel.... unlike poles attract

Lol. nah so dem next generation go dey look our invitation card as if we are primitive.

BreadandBeans:
ask the prophet where your wife his since he knows that one is not ur wife

Abi, nah so dem dey do, breaking up relationships with stupid prophecy.
A pastor said similar prophesy like the OP to me and me just dey laff cus i was single to stupor then.

Well said OP

Rukkyola:
Alakoba. Na ur kbs468 and ur ibeji b mumu. Wch perspn belle eddykisses1 climb?
Sent4rina is my husband and na only him fit climb my belle.

No need deny am nah. we don how we go distribute the triplet among their 3 fathers. we go just mail them from to d fathers through FEDEX and DHL

amodu:
Top of the morning to you all

That reminds me, someone said a nairalander with no display picture is definitely an ugly specie. Is it true.

cc:
LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Kbs468
Sent4rina
Yanabasee
IghravwelG
Oyehomie
Spixytinxy
Hardie14
Justified10
CROBBOY
MissOyin
Rukkyola
SC31
Fraih
Fraiser
Abbeyunique2
AdunniIwo
Kuchikau
Greatestman
armynu
arcnomec
Domionion92
Jubrealguy
Qutyjoice
Airstarkane
Merikims
et al

Lol, dunno the premises of that conclusion but some peeps prefer anonymity

STFUareyouGod:
Shameless - The weekend Often - The Weekend Acquainted - The Weekend Dark Times - The Weekend The Hills - The Weekend Prisoner - The Weekend

TEAM THE WEEKND

the term "beauty and brain" is more of an oxymoron dis days

OP There is this chinese curse which states thus "May you find what you are looking for"

OP u are not the first person to marry at 18 and you won't be the last. i want you to list out the pros and cons of your marriage. your answer is there bae(hint:your pros must outweigh ur con).
Also communication, adaptation and understanding are core keys in marriage. try to do the both suggestions and come and give a testimony.

You: too gentle.
she: want a badboy with an adventure.
she voiced out not because she wanna leave. she just want you to change. try to act like a romantic guy for a week and see what happens.

OP, u need a job too. The amount of time and energy spent in researching and typing all those monikers can be used for more productive purpose. guess OP is like aunty kemi olunloyo.

MUVA:
Make her useful...... Use her for firewood

LOL una no get chill atall

deholly:
wht shld I do my gf is like a wood during sex even though she feel pain she still don't move body only making different sound what shld I do matured comment pls

1: dead wood don't make sound
2: how big are you and do you knw how to hit it off.
3: maybe sex wasn't on her mind, she is only giving because she doesn't want you to cheat.
4. she might be a novice. change her orientation. watch healthy adult film 2geda and tell her you want try out those styles with her

Ask them, but all i know is that cooking and kitty are not enough in marriage.

OP, don't think anything or plan ur punchline ahead. just walk up to her and say what's on your mind. don't overagitate, be calm and confident.
pls, you don't need to make silly jokes. just be straight forward abt it. she can't beat you and matured gals don't slap people who ask them out, they turn down politely. bless you OP

tosyne2much:
Sadly, I also fall in the same category with the OP

BUODA tosyne n paro gan kilode!!!

Beckytee:
welcome bro

kikikiki fraiser don dey *brother zoned*

FolabiBret:
*clears cobwebs* Good evening, peeps. O ma t'ojo meta. Eyin temi, owo meji fun yin o.
Cc: Abbeyunique2,
Et al.

Boss mi, kilowa fun awon boys

Fraiser:
yea... Everybody say yelyel... Everybody say yolyol... Now let me recognise som handsome babes nd beautiful bobo in d house bfor i call d celebrant out for a dance...first of all I recognise d one nd only pressy of dis city logodwhiz u re mouthed sir, pressy bae merikims I recognise ... Aghans omo menh u get mouth o.. Pressy com ur party.. Special recognition to my guy from graceland justified10.. Yea my co MC iambibi u too much. I also recognise d oyo gal rukkyola.. Special recognition goes to d sure boi in d house DTOBS, abbeyunique2, Smartins.. Omo mehn dis nyt no b here o... Nibi moma kusi boya moma dele.. See as babes just plenty... Today na today...

O ma badt gan

lalasticlala no sabi say Nomoreloss Don die abi