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octopusfreaky:
This is a big issue i have been dealing it but it seems i cant just get over it. Any relationship i find myself in,i am always the cheat.I tried all my best to save this last one but i still found myself guilty of such immoral act. Interestingly, they always forgive me for opening up to them .
Now,my fear is how to remain faithful when i get married.
N.B 70% of my friends are guys could it be the reason?

Ur name should be Blessing Animashaun. i have a girl friend like that is also a nypho.
pray to God to help find a man that understands you and pls maybe u shld engage in toys more. bless you sister

it's more difficult if you guys are bedmates and she is good at bedmatics. then you be singing persenger's "let her go".

Fraiser:
dat means u are so rigid dat u can even go to cinema wit a female friend, nawa for u o... U really need to b civilised

civilised? if being civilised mean leaving my sweetheart at home and going to a cinema with a single lady, guess i don't want be civilised.
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even if your relationship with the lady is platonic, imagine going to a cinema to see 50 shades of grey with a single lady in that dark cinema room. there are some lines you don't cross

Fraiser:
baba u dey suprise me o

Today is sunday, i gotta be spiritual

Fraiser:
hmmm so d tin is I shud not b friendly wit women again, I dont know wot is wrong in goin to a cinema wit a friend, lyk am confused

Wey ur wife dey at home, you are going out on a date with anoda woman. guy you be Ashewo num 1

Fraiser:
you don find me come here again, hmmm na u I pity pass, anyway me sef know sey u know sey u don lose ur wife already

Are u sure? ife mi ati beckytee gbona gan.

Beckytee:
hmmm! as dem talk am, na so e be. even on sunday!

he is an unrepentant womanizer. it's his talent. you can't change him

Fraiser:
you don find me come here again

repent, end time is near

jubrealguy:
Pls join me in thanking God. They attacked me at about
2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was
sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the
room towards me. As I got up, I remembered the scripture
that says, ''He has not given us the spirit of fear...''.
As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to
defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood.
They lay still, so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again and this time I hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two GIANT mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood o!
Thank u Jesus

we suppose do thanksgiving

good morning peep and happy Palm sunday to all my christian brethen

BlizzydoDo:
hmmmmmmmmm!

sheybi i told you and u no want believe. the guy didn't deserve ur love.

Yeah I don't think it's an insult especially for guy like me that like it raw. I should know if she is clean or not

Where is this bae oluwafirefunmi. i've missed you

Fraiser:
no b ''best man'' I talk, na ''best'' ''man'' oya pronounce am again

lol. u don jonze walahi

Fraiser:
na me talk sey make my padi no sabi care for woman? Na free world everybody dey o

when two elephants are fightin. nah Blizzydodo go suffer becos nkan tia se ti ile fi jo, nah everybody go know.

chymi:
I think we all need to see this http://www.sunnewsonline.ng/thinking-out-loud-about-the-nysc/

dunno say this bae is a twitter warlady. she is dope. i wonder why she doesn't talk like that here.

jubrealguy:
over knowing u dey worry me.......buh i know all ds boiz sef, dem fit go carry juju from dem Abbeyunique2 village.........well, tomorrow prayer for church ho badt gan b dat. I trust u plenty but like i said background checks are necessary. My mind is cooleeeh now

lol. no try my village jazz o. awon original dibia and witches lo wanibe.

Fraiser:
nd can u guess wot? Wit u around me, I stand a very gud chance of bcomin d best man somday

em Egbon fraiser, if nah best man u want, i would make u one when me and beckytee are renewing our vow

Fraiser:
babe hw I wish d body is a transparent glass, probably u will b able to see tru my body nd see hw commited i am to u in my heart. I want u to shun d distractors, dey hav notin to offer dan to poison ur mind, just bliv me, I will not let u down

That's ur friend's wife you kow. I go break bottles o. if nah joke stop am

Beckytee:
hmmm! I asked u to follow me and u said one of ur boys will follow me. DAT shows how important I am to u. and he fraiser volunteered himself. anything wrong in that? and morova he is a changed man

trust me players don't change

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I was busy that time and i don't want it to be like i'm not sensitive to your issues that's why i sent one my boys.

OP. The main benefit of cucumber for dem ladies is "reaching heaven".

daudae1:
Breaking News!! Online Printing of callup letters starts 21st April..source NYSC official who just came out of a meetin with DG....i sed it yesday mornin about the shifting of date som of u doubted me..NYSC NO DE TRY ALL..no be small insults i give my UNCLE and NYSC.

anything wey dem like make dem do

ere kini aja nba ekun shey?

OP nice advert. i'm sure those babes go contact you now

OP, Alpha male ko, beta gamma ni. i want to be like Dangote or Femi otedola jare

Ofcourse, The University too has to make money from this turbulent time.
CONGRAT Mr Gov for money well spent

We are hungry, why do you think politicians use Rice to campaign for election.
as long as there is rice to share in Ekiti, PDP will keep winning.

JealousPrince:
. . I swear all my life, it has nevar happened to me before.

even if she blow ur job that night, ur junior no go stand.

Beckytee:
I go holla at u

sweetheart tot i warned you abt any association. even though he is my friend, i can't trust with my granny. the guy is that bad. he is an unrepentant womanizer.
pls don't talk to him without me being there.

princejenks:
Go through all this trouble just for her digits,No way! What i usually did back then when i used to work in a place where i needed to pay in cheques or cash on behalf of the coy in its bank account,i would just check the cheque register notebook in d bank for her digits when she is done filling in her details and either call her later or add her right away on whatsapp then its game on using the dummy that i got her digits from a mutual friend.

anoda angle, Twale to you sir.

ALERT!!! sent4rina dont fall for the public letter written by Rukkyola. it is a well scripted fable. i can assure as a friend that i have solid undeniable evidence and several witness against your wife. she eloped with eddykisses1, the only reason why she wanted to get back with you was because she was jilted by eddy. remember she would have ran with Femi too. she has always been promiscous. be warned

OP, it happened because you are overexcited about the sex, next time try to shower, relax and count backward from 100-1.
nothing is wrong with you