₦airaland Forum

tjmc:
Please i have a lil problem here.
After registering for the 2016 Batch A intake i recieved a call up number (NYSC/2016/UNN/093

Don't you wanna go with batch A, Cos ur question nah something

hardie14:
hmmmmn do i smell a beef in this post?
for ur info, na tahajjud me and amodu do and na different venue we used.
and twas all for thr benefit of this city.

beef? i'm a vegetarian lol.
as per the deliverance, so nah neutral ground una use

hardie14:
everything about my hand is safe. cos 1) i cannot be a second wife so been a sixth wife is way outta line. 2) i have never been good at sharing. so i cant share your baale wiv you 3) am my sisters keeper. so my hands are so safe.

but u sabi do deliverance for a married man(amodu) in the midnight abi?

Fraiser:
bros shey u won turn dat innocent gal to road safety or VIO ni, which one b road walk again, na road test u suppose go for, u want take by force by fire dey romantic

u don't want us to be fit for camp

Fraiser:
my pple for golden city hw una dey? I dey hail everybody o, I don miss all my fellow golden citizens tire, especially my sweetest heart blizzydoDo, my sis frail, my inlaw shammak nd my business partners bolagabriella, missprudence, merikims, somebodysMrs nd aleora, make I no forget my political partners too LogoDwhiz nd kbs468, make una no talk say na women i dey follow do business o because na dem no go fit send hire killer to me because of money, men can be very dangerous, I suppose don show face since bur i been dey attend my sister's younger brother birthday, tank God say i don repent dem for kill me wit sepe nd paraga today bur I just take 10 botus of non alcoholic regal drygin. as i dey follow una talk now my hands no dey stable ontop kill board, bur i no high sha. make i try catch some sleep now we go see later by 8am in d nyt, I get enof gist for una meanwhile i don reserve some botus for my friends who sabi enjoy life lyk me abbeyunique2 nd justified10

Washere

beckytee where are thou? let's go for roadwalk

I'm jealous of all this EKSU boys o, shey nah only me come from FUNAAB ni, issokay

oyehomie, that was quite hilarious. nice creativity from the original. They will now say 9ja don't have talent.

Kbs468:
For where! Bros, All such experiences are common with the Public institutions everywhere and all over Nigeria ni oo.

When you listen to people talk, you would think they are from your own end ni oo.

Our story is the same except u go to dem private sch

CROBBOY:
I can bet a number of People here have not spent 5 minutes on NYSC site in the past 24 hours.

WHO IS IN DOUBT HERE

Shey dem share airtime for there ni

Oya good evening peeps, the city is somehow scanty today.

kitchen:
pls, Must d CUN OR CUL b printed coloured or white n black

Green card is to be printed coloured

eaglevision:
Keep trying!Let me tell you something... Those successful people you see, have tried more times than you've failed Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm! Keep kicking on! Never ever give up and the sky will be a starting point.Good morning to y'all wonderful citishin of the GC,hope y'all slept soundly,na so I dream see NYSC DG dae pursue me for dream o,abeg who fit interprete dis kind dream for me biko,if na bad in make I start my prayer and fasting kiamosa. *sips emu oguro*

that means say nah borno or yobe u dey go serve with no option of redeployment

oluwafirefunmi:
Lmao! Pls I'm not in Canada o. I'm stuck in Lagos traffic at the moment sef.

lol.do u need a helicopter?

Well said kbs468. We are all brothers and sisters. one love keep us together. #IStandForPeace

#1334
Good morning to you all.

sammydemperor:
That would be really nice... Lemme use this medium to tender a heartfelt apology to whomever felt insulted by a post i made 3 weeks ago... I am deeply sorry for letting my anger and frustration take the best of me, was actually reading about registration for nysc while i was at work, i just left my phone for about 2 hours n when i came back n refreshed the page i couldn't find what i was reading anymore, that was why i felt annoyed and type dat bullshit... You guys are really a nice bunch of people, i cant deny how helpful you have been to me n my folks indirectly, so i pray your receive my apology in good faith n keep having your fun... Once again i am deeply sorry pls forgive me

U be our family member nah, family always care for one another. oya come take cold burukutu for my side.

Fraiser:
TO MY ONE AND ONLY blizzydoDo
I luv d way u luk at me, u will never hav to weep because of me, i wish to b d happiness dat move tru ur mind, wen u sleep I will find my wayz into ur dreams, tank u for all d joy u brought into my heart, for all d truth u ar makin me see, for all d luv i found in u, u came into my lyf lyk a glowin bulb nd cast out d shadow of loneliness in my heart, u came into my lyf lyk a rising sun nd illuminate my path, ur mellifluous voice lyk daf of nightingale always giv joy to my soul, you know I promise u dat i will make all d women in golden city feel jealous because of u, am commited to fulfilling dat golden promise my golden woman... belle pple will not do testimony ova our mata... my bae oya let me see dat beautiful smile in ur face plsssss....

playing ed sheeran "thinking out loud in the background"

sammydemperor:
Pls o... M not looking for trouble this time, but i really want to know, are you guys 4 real or these things you write here are just hoaxes... M curious

Hoaxes? wait for the next few months/year if u won't be seing wedding pix and story of how we met on nairaland.
ife wa gbona for this city. u can join the train

BlizzydoDo:
wetin s and x imply Oga sorry I b novice 4 som tinz..lols

It's actually a good example of simple harmonic motion (to and fro movement). kbs468 and fraiser will explain better

Gbemy1Ruby:
Hello every one,pls a friend of mine needs a help and dis is d issh she is having.....there is an error on my green card,admission year instead of 2010,i saw 2006 dere,av gone to cafe and I was told it can't be corrected and doesn't need as such. hope it won't affect

nobody will mock if u tell us it was you, we are all one big family here.
as per ur question, it wont affect since she will bring her SOR or certificate to camp.

Good evening GC, hope you all had a splendid day? someone should tell fraiser and blizzydodo to makeup with that 3 letter word that start with s and ends with x.
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the list of promiscuos citizens(man and woman) is coming up tomorrow. watch out
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listening to reggae blues by harrysongs and sipping my burukutu as the curtain fades.
Good night and good morning

Armynu:
That's where the problem starts from.... From my point of view my cardinal points here states otherwise... Is either the BKT effect has started or its about starting.... Lols

Lols.

so rukkyola has escaped from that old herbalist. shammak should do a deliverance for her. sent4rina go happy now

BlizzydoDo:
Una don de 2 like awoof 4 diz city o

LOL, no be awoof o, nah law of nature

Yezzy:
Be like say late comers lik we are exempted frm d communal pool of young lass. We need massive reorganisation and reduction of lass budgetary. I hereby propose a bill dat makes it mandatory. One man one lass.

Ladies plenty nah, ur bill is impotent because a bill to have as many wives as possible have just been proposed abi i lie ni kbs468 and logodwhiz

Armynu:
Hmmmmm!!! E be like say Plateau state go make sense for you sha ..... BKT is so readily available for you and dey may want to treat you with their very best 404..... Anyways watching you from the Villa.. Beckytee you may want to help you hubby with the driving today cos that burukutu ehn!!!! SMH

plateau state ke? me no get liver o.
as per my BKT, I can still drive nah, sheybi north is down and south is up. so no lele

watching the trend through my Aba-made telescope with my Sweetheart beckytee.
make i jejely dey sip my burukutu dey go. good evening GC

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wittyemi:
Good morning everyone,please I m new here,pls I need an urgent answer a question hanging on the top right corner of my head; pls when is NYSC online registration starting for Batch 2016 'A' corpers? Also I just woke this morning with a feeling of doing my NYSC In Canada, can someone pls send me the link..Thanks

Reg start by march 30,
also,u can do ur nysc in canada. link up with oluwanimoduroti1 and oluwafirefunmi. they would help you