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Please does anyone has info about taking Waec/neco certificate to orientation camp. Will it be required?

i've got a question though.. nah only you things dey happen to?

Kintomadit:
Good afternoon oooo am new here

welcome to golden city, introduce yourself in the afforementioned format

Lol hilarious

teemakagu:
Pls I nid ur candid advice... ma name was uploaded as "Lawan fatima kagu" nd now wen I checked it's "kagu fatima lawan" but d status is showing d same fin "record successfully uploaded u can register" pls hope it's no big issue

don't fret over such a small issue. since your matric num is correct.

Jombojombo:
Leave irrelevancy and get a life.


I repeat, only info about NYSC should be posted here!!!

Some of you still think u ar students, u will see real life after NYSC... use this time for something meaning and not sleeping in Nairaland spreading irrelevancy!

**Shit*

seriously If it pains you that much, create your own nysc topic. we know your type mr serious. the type that you see everyday in the library and at the end of the semester, they manage to get 2.1. #leavetrashforlawma

LogoDwhiz and amodu, shey orente wey wan serve for ondo for no dey here ni. meself need one iya ibeji as a honourable minister of golden city

mariomakez:
I greet una o. Pls wen is online registration opening?

Feb 8

All in the quest for money. olorun ama sowa

the way this threads move ehn, hector bellerin won't be able to cope

@johnklein have you seen ur name? plus there is one johnklein @funaab.hope you know my moniker

AkSquared:
Federal University Of Agriculture Abeokuta has uploaded I just found my name...A'16 all d way...thanks to God!
CC; boboLIL

Did you put / in ur matric num

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]Niggas who do it the most are the ones to always condemn.. [/color]

Are you insinuating that the act is good

cruzita:
thank God I was saved from this evil act called masturbation

Lucky you. a lot of youth are suffering from this menace

All the more reason to stop the act. Don't be deceived by all those saying that masturbation is healthy. The truth is it diminishes you slowly.

Mas.turbation is the S*xual Stimulation, especially of one’s own genitals (self m*s.turbation), often to the point of Org.*sm. Self stimulation usually with a hand or both hands, byoneself or sometimes with a partner.This could go out of control and the person becomes m*s.turbatory, indulging in excessively self-absorbed or self-indulgent. This act can take place on one self or between a male and female, or same s*.x.It has become necessary for me to touch on some aspects of m*s.turb*tion, in response to several enquiries and probing questions I have received from our numerous readers.M*s.turb*tion does not necessarily lead to infertility, depending on your particular situation.It also has no effect on your health as most people think, but each individual must assess the reason why they are mas.t*rbating, and unless it is for medical reasons, during the need to produce a S*men sample for processing to treat infertility.People who m*st.urbate excessively are in the harm of making it habit, which can be psychological and would require your visiting and confiding in a counselor or specialist.M*st.urbation is not different from normal intercourse in that an org.asm causes ej*culation whether it is the result of m*s.turbation or s*xual relation.When fertility is a concern, m*s.turbation should not be practiced around the time of the wife’s fertile period. This can lead to a decrease in Sp*rm reserve in an individual with a low or low – normal count and thus reduce s*men qualityat the time that the highest quality is needed when the wife is ovulating. This act invariably, does not have a long-term injurious effect on the testes.When a man m*s.turbates he has an org.asm and ejac*late, and when a couple is trying to get pregnant he may need to limit the mas.turbation and conserve the Sperm stores for the fertilization of the egg.During mas/turbationEvery time a man mas.turbates to completion, he has an org.asm and ejaculate. This lowers the sperm count available to fertilize the egg. The male body needs to produce more sp*rm in order to refill the sperm reservoir, and this takes time for a man who is in a habit of frequent daily m*s.turbation, the store will consistently be lower than a man that does not mas.turbate. It isbetter to keep the sperm for proper use during intercourse; when the man allows the sperms to build up in the Semen rather than constantly depleting these stores, this can result in increased fertility.

attention @funaabite. To all that have one or more mistake in the pasted list. make sure you do neccessary correction as today is the last day. God blessing

shubs:
Pls any funaabite in dis forum?

fabulous funaabite

Oya Nairalander, let's hear your views. mine is "good times" by kiss daniel

She dey my side

Good evening house, I'm a FUNAABITE. My states of choice are
1) Ondo state
2) Enugu state
3) Akwa-Ibom state
Please What is my chance of getting Ondo
NB: I schooled in Ogun state

Lil kesh ofcourse Dami si, Oga nla, 69 missed calls, Ladi, Efejoku, shoki, is it because I love you.
I love Reeky Longest but I think Lilkesh should have nicked the next rated award.

In relation to the reports that flooded the Internet that HKN gang Davido is expecting another child from another woman (Tanzanian model ) , The money crooner has come out to deny it on his official Twitter page. See his reply below

Armed Robbery is a Capital offense that warrant death but with pen Robbery you gets to be the Chief of our insane Society. #Awonoloriburuku

Report coming from Sahara reporters and Bbc are saying that Oscar Pistorius found guilty of
murder for killing girlfriend Reeva
SteenKamp, SA appeal ask that lower
court properly sentence him..... Details coming soon

S aharaReporters has learned that agents of the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) have arrested some top-ranking officials
of the Office of the National Security Adviser who
worked under Sambo Dasuki, the office’s
immediate former chief.

A highly placed security source confirmed the
arrests to a correspondent of SaharaReporters.
He added that the officials’ arrest was connected
to the ongoing investigation of a $2 billion
weapons contract scandal involving Mr. Dasuki,
the erstwhile National Security Adviser to former
President Goodluck Jonathan.
The embattled former NSA, Sambo Dasuki, has
been under intense pressure from law
enforcement authorities over his alleged role in
orchestrating the stealing of $2 billion meant for a
massive arms contract. The allegedly stolen funds
were intended to purchase weapons to fight
Islamist terror group, Boko Haram.
Agents of the Department of State Services (DSS)
raided Mr. Dasuki’s home as part of the widening
investigation into the alleged heist. Mr. Dasuki,
who denied stealing from Nigeria’s funds for the
purchase of arms, has reportedly made a
statement to investigators.
Subordinates of Mr. Dasuki who were arrested
include Shuaibu Salisu, who was Mr. Dasuki's
Director of Finance as well as a staff member of
the National intelligence Agency (NIA), Aminu
Baba Kusa, fondly called “ABK,” a former General
Executive Director at the Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), and Mr. Kusa’s
son, Mohammed Baba-Kusa.
Other former top officials of the NSA who are
being held in connection with the arms contract
scandal are Abba M.T. Usman, Evegny Kundaev,
Attahiru Maccido, Salisa Umar Garu, Oyinmiebl
Bribena, Olukoya Olusegun Godwin, and
Olukayode Raimi. They are being investigated on
charges ranging from criminal conspiracy, theft,
forgery, the diversion of public funds, to money
laundering.
Our security source disclosed that the arrested
officials were being detained in separate cells,
adding that President Buhari was keenly following
the evolving investigation.


Lols Talk about from frypan to fire

Source : http://saharareporters.com/2015/11/30/former-nsa-dasuki’s-top-staff-20-others-arrested-efcc-over-arms-contract-scandal

elkonS:
av I answered u

Yeah.crystal clear

Going through trends for the past few weeks, you would have noticed the phrase "End time". The question is what is the relevance and who originated the phrase?

RIP daddy olamide

Growing up I was Disciplined anytime I erred and I think those beatings shaped me to become who I am today because even though I longer stay with them, I used to think about them anytime I wanna do something naughty. They taught me right or wrong, moral and immoral and I know how much I mean to them. But reading articles about Abusive Parents got me thinking "if the beatings can be called abuse", are Nigerian parents Abusive?, is that why dem Oyinbo pikin too dey spoilt? What do you guys think.

If I Die tomorrow, it will be as a result of my Curiosity. My fellas has been moaning about how high Osogbo Weed can be but I used to Argue with them that Weed nah weed no matter where it was grown.
Last Friday, I traveled to Osogbo for an Owambe and I decided to Try out the So called Osogbo Weed. Guess what? Nothing, I didn't get super high. Osogbo Weed is like any other Weed.

FFK just confirmed the News